The Bidco United Herald
Squad10 Aug 2026
Steve Hoffman keeps Bidco United in it on his own
Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.
Transfer targets10 Aug 2026
Fee done, terms next for David Obasanjo
Bidco United and Shabana have settled on $14.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.
Squad10 Aug 2026
A falling-out at Bidco United
Daniel Kakai and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.
Squad10 Aug 2026
A row about effort at Bidco United
Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and George Odhiambo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.
Market10 Aug 2026
One of our own: Victor Owusu joins the Bidco United first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Victor Owusu is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market10 Aug 2026
One of our own: Eric Okoth joins the Bidco United first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Eric Okoth is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market10 Aug 2026
One of our own: George Okoth joins the Bidco United first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. George Okoth is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market10 Aug 2026
Bidco United promote Ibrahim Kahata from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ibrahim Kahata has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Match8 Aug 2026
A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Tusker
0‑1 to Tusker, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.
In brief
- Squad Lazarazu Otieno pulls a muscle — 14 days out
- The dugout Amos Kagere answers for it
- Player ratings Daniel Kakai was unplayable