Nir Cohen

Goalkeeper - Nasaf
12 Feb 2035
Monday
Process

Marked for Nir Cohen

431 Edition

The Nasaf Courier

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Shahzodbek G'ofurbekov

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Nasaf lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Oybek Rustamov breaks a bone — 72 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 72 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Duván Riascos hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nasaf can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nir Cohen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Nasaf may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Samandar Toirov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Nasaf they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Nasaf

Angus Moss was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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424 Edition

The Nasaf Courier

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Shahzodbek G'ofurbekov

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Nasaf lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Akromjon Komilov breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Nasaf taken apart

0‑3 to Bunyodkor, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Nir Cohen keeps Nasaf in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ozodbek O'ktamov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ozodbek O'ktamov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Nasaf the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Duván Riascos hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nasaf can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Nasaf's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Nasaf has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Karlo Muhar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Nasaf

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

383 Edition

The Nasaf Courier

28 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Anri Chichinadze out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Nasaf will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Shahzodbek G'ofurbekov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Nasaf may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Yonatan Hemed puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nasaf, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Amir Nematov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Nasaf is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Karlo Muhar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Agustín Graneros in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nasaf this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

368 Edition

The Nasaf Courier

15 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ozodbek O'ktamov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nasaf, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Bobur Abdiholiqov yet — 8.69

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.69 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nir Cohen says Nasaf went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Qizilqum watching Ozodbek O'ktamov

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Nasaf have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Nasaf and Metallurg in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Nasaf find a way past Metallurg

Metallurg made Nasaf work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Nasaf training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Karlo Muhar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 152% of everything Nasaf earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Muhammed Habibullayev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nasaf this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

362 Edition

The Nasaf Courier

4 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Nasaf put Ulugbek Mirzaev on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Ozodbek O'ktamov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nasaf, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sardorbek Bahromov

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nobody wants to play Nasaf right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Adenis Shala signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Adenis Shala commits to Nasaf for another 2 years.

Squad

Karlo Muhar falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$734.9K of the owner's money at Nasaf

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Agustín Graneros in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nasaf this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nasaf see off Andijon

Three points for Nasaf, 1‑0 the final word against Andijon in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief