The Uni-X Labs Gazette
The dugout8 Mar 2027
Roman Durko keeps the receipts
“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Uni-X Labs may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.
Boardroom8 Mar 2027
Uni-X Labs told to sell
The instruction came from the boardroom and the dugout did not agree with it. Somebody will go, the fee will be called good business, and the manager will spend the season rebuilding around the space.
Squad8 Mar 2027
Tempers go at Uni-X Labs
Dmitriy Turovets was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Boardroom8 Mar 2027
5 academy graduates step up at Uni-X Labs
Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.
Squad8 Mar 2027
Dmitriy Khalimonchikov falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Market8 Mar 2027
Uni-X Labs promote Andrei Sivakov from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Andrei Sivakov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market8 Mar 2027
Uni-X Labs promote Kirill Korzun from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Kirill Korzun has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market8 Mar 2027
Uni-X Labs promote Mikita Savitski from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Mikita Savitski has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market8 Mar 2027
Vadzim Kendysh steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Vadzim Kendysh has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
In brief
- Boardroom A promise the Uni-X Labs board did not keep
- The dugout No hiding place for Daniil Chergeyko
- Player ratings Nobody on the pitch touched Dmitriy Khalimonchikov