The Valerenga Gazette
Match10 Apr 2027
The wait goes on for Valerenga
8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.
Squad12 Apr 2027
Ivan Näsberg in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Boardroom12 Apr 2027
5 academy players handed senior numbers at Valerenga
The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.
Match10 Apr 2027
A bad afternoon for Valerenga against Bodo/Glimt
1‑3 to Bodo/Glimt, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.
Squad12 Apr 2027
Oscar Hedvall gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
Market12 Apr 2027
Valerenga promote Thomas Hauge from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Thomas Hauge has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market12 Apr 2027
Valerenga promote Mathias Riise from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Mathias Riise has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market12 Apr 2027
Tobias Meling steps up from the Valerenga academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Tobias Meling has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market12 Apr 2027
Magnus Haaland steps up from the Valerenga academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Magnus Haaland has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
In brief
- Loan watch Gustav Erik Stachowski counts the days
- Squad When it matters, Lucas Ravn-Haren plays
- Squad The plan did not have a place for Filip Thorvaldsen