Jonas Elyounoussi

Left Forward - Mjondalen U18
1 Mar 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Jonas Elyounoussi

20 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

David Hickson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Tobias Flem knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The David Hickson talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Mjondalen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Ware Peter Natana gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ware Peter Natana is on it.

Squad

Keerat Singh Mann wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Mjondalen will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

A door opens for Brinder Singh

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief