30 Jan 2027
Saturday
Process
26 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tobias Flem gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Kweku Kekeli knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The manager comes out for Sander Marthinussen

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Sander Marthinussen has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

Back issues
25 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Mjondalen sink to position 14

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Sander Marthinussen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tobias Bjørnebye knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

24 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jonas Bruusgaard hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ole-Monrad Alme

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tobias Bjørnebye asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

23 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dija Baiano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sander Marthinussen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dija Baiano is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 37 with 9 appearances behind him, and Mjondalen have to plan for both answers.

In brief

22 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nazareno Cappello hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Wages eat 112% of everything Mjondalen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Dija Baiano gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

21 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lars Markmanrud says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Mjondalen sink to position 14

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Kweku Kekeli stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kweku Kekeli and Mjondalen agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

20 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sander Marthinussen asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dija Baiano says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ole-Monrad Alme

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

19 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jonas Bruusgaard asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Peder Klausen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mjondalen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Luis Felipe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luis Felipe and Mjondalen agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

18 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tobias Bjørnebye says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Wages eat 146% of everything Mjondalen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jonas Bruusgaard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

17 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Mjondalen sink to position 14

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tobias Flem

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tobias Bjørnebye knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

16 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ole-Monrad Alme

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sander Marthinussen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Lars Markmanrud keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Lars Markmanrud plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

15 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jonas Bruusgaard asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sander Marthinussen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Mjondalen put Sander Marthinussen up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Sander Marthinussen may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

14 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Keerat Singh Mann: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mjondalen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Marcus Pedersen out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Marcus Pedersen, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Viking take the points off Mjondalen

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

13 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Mjondalen sink to position 14

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Sander Marthinussen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Mjondalen

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Honours even between Mjondalen and Sarpsborg 08

3-3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Lars Markmanrud asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tobias Bjørnebye

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

12 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jhon Figueroa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mjondalen lose Brinder Singh

31 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Mjondalen share the spoils with Haugesund

A 1-1 draw with Haugesund leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

11 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jonas Bruusgaard asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Brinder Singh: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mjondalen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Benjamin Sundo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Benjamin Sundo and Mjondalen agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Mjondalen find a way past Aalesund

Aalesund made Mjondalen work for it, but the scoreboard read 2-1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Magnus Bech Riisnæs gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mathias Bringaker is off the mark for Mjondalen

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

10 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Mjondalen's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mjondalen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tobias Bjørnebye says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Wages eat 210% of everything Mjondalen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Dija Baiano gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Luis Felipe signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Luis Felipe commits to Mjondalen for another 1 years.

Market

Experience through the door at Mjondalen

Luis Felipe arrives at 35 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

9 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Mjondalen's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mjondalen has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Sander Marthinussen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Mjondalen sink to position 14

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

In brief

8 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Mjondalen's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mjondalen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Sander Marthinussen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Mjondalen draw a blank against IK Start

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. IK Start defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

7 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jonas Bruusgaard asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Mjondalen's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mjondalen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jhon Figueroa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

6 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Mjondalen's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mjondalen has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Valerenga take the points off Mjondalen

Beaten 1-3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Wages eat 200% of everything Mjondalen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marcus Pedersen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sander Marthinussen loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Sander Marthinussen. Mjondalen will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Squad

Benjamin Sundo finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Mjondalen have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

5 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Sander Marthinussen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Mjondalen's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Mjondalen has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ole-Monrad Alme gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Mjondalen come up short against Bodo/Glimt

Bodo/Glimt left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Jhon Figueroa lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Marcus Pedersen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

4 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Mjondalen bow out of the cup

Molde go through and Mjondalen go home, 1-3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Mjondalen taken apart

0-3 to Lillestrom, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 26 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lars Markmanrud

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Mjondalen

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Costly mistake from Jhon Figueroa

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Jhon Figueroa knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

3 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Mjondalen march on in the cup

Rosenborg are out and Mjondalen go through, 1-0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aleksandar Đukanović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ole-Monrad Alme asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

No goals between Mjondalen and Molde

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Molde will be the happier side with the point.

Squad

Camil Mmaee finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Mjondalen have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Squad

Somebody is after Mathias Bringaker’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Mathias Bringaker suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Mjondalen have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Market

Camil Mmaee arrives on loan

Mjondalen have taken Camil Mmaee on loan from Sarpsborg 08 — cover where cover was needed.

Market

The window shut and Peder Klausen is still in the building

Mjondalen spent a month trying to move him and nobody rang back. He trains with a squad that has told him where he stands, and both sides start counting down to the next one.

Market

Mjondalen pick up Lars Markmanrud for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Lars Markmanrud arrives at Mjondalen with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

In brief

2 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ole-Monrad Alme

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Markus Ottesen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Markus Ottesen commits to Mjondalen for another 3 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Oliver Rotihaug

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Nobody at Mjondalen has picked up the phone to Peder Klausen

48 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Match

Honours even between Mjondalen and Rosenborg

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Sander Marthinussen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

1 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sander Marthinussen asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Peder Klausen keeps Mjondalen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Mathias Bringaker stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mathias Bringaker and Mjondalen agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

The clock runs on Mathias Bringaker's contract

49 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Squad

Brinder Singh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sander Marthinussen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief