Ralf Simon

Defensive Midfielder - Volendam
9 Nov 2035
Friday
Process

Marked for Ralf Simon

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The Volendam Post

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jeevan Badwal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Teun Janssen asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Daniel Bielica in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Volendam this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jeremiah Esajas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sem Valk

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sem Valk, and the manager let it.

Market

The Patrick Stengs talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Volendam know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

A season on the outside for Mostafa El Aash

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Volendam has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

The clock does Yulián Acosta’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Volendam could ask drops and the wages Yulián Acosta can ask rise.

Squad

Yusuf Güçlü has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Volendam will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

49 days out for Jesse Bal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Volendam will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Guus Dost damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Volendam turn down De Graafschap for Ralf Simon

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Memphis Babel will not be coming to Volendam

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at PSV is saying, and nobody at Volendam is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Tiago Dantas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Bielica is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Vitesse tell Volendam: Ro-Zangelo Daal is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Akin Özcan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akin Özcan, and the manager let it.

Market

Volendam and Michée Ndembi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Amadou Ba asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Karim Mperanyi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Karim Mperanyi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Joel Colwill

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Volendam have done the hard part with PSV, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Daniel Bielica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Frenkie Brobbey

Volendam asked and PSV said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tomasz Walczak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Volendam try to borrow Zakaria Ouazane

AZ have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Volendam try to borrow Finn Molenaar

Excelsior have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Still no ink between Volendam and Saverio Domanico

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Volendam, another week without a signature from Saverio Domanico.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Karim Mperanyi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Andreas Simoens hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Volendam can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Jesse Bal is a medical away from Volendam

The deal with Almere City is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Daniel Bielica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tiago Dantas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Saverio Domanico wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Volendam hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Transfer targets

AZ tell Volendam: Alonzo Engwanda is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Patrick Stengs gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The clock does Karim Mperanyi’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Volendam could ask drops and the wages Karim Mperanyi can ask rise.

In brief