The Valerenga Gazette
The dugout6 Dec 2027
Gustav Erik Stachowski keeps the receipts
“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.
Squad6 Dec 2027
Ole Sæter in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Squad6 Dec 2027
Real improvement from Amir Jama at Valerenga
Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Amir Jama is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.
Squad6 Dec 2027
Joe Bell falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Market6 Dec 2027
A season away well spent by David Edvardsson
29 games, 6 goals, and a squad option that has arrived without a fee attached. The interesting question at Valerenga now is not whether he plays but who he displaces.
Squad6 Dec 2027
Valerenga lose Patrick King
21 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.
The dugout6 Dec 2027
Oscar Hedvall gets picked when it counts
Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Oscar Hedvall is on it.
Market6 Dec 2027
Valerenga put Sebastian Jarl up for sale
The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Sebastian Jarl may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.
The dugout6 Dec 2027
Sebastian Jarl knocks on the manager's door
“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valerenga, and both men came out saying it was fine.
In brief
- Market The Oscar Hedvall question follows Valerenga around
- The dugout Ole Sæter keeps his manager's vote
- Market Sebastian Jarl comes back through the gates