Andre Pinto

Right Forward - Ermis
2 Nov 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Andre Pinto

264 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

27 days out for Joao Pacheco after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

$1.1M settles it between the clubs for Pedro Ataíde

APOEL have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Andreas Zachariou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Andreas Zachariou and Ermis agree another 3 years.

In brief

Back issues
261 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Jenluis Pérez is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with APOEL is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Nicholas Artymatas signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nicholas Artymatas and Ermis agree another 4 years.

In brief

258 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

42 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ermis can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Ermis

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Nélson Campali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Jenluis Pérez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. APOEL have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

5 new boys at the Ermis academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

The dugout

When it matters, Leontios Kalaitzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

255 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

63 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Uroš Kojić due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with APOEL, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou out for 36 days

The medical room confirms 36 days on the sidelines for Ioannis Ioannou, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Dinamo Tbilisi watching Andre Pinto

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Ermis have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

No hiding place for Andreas Zachariou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andreas Zachariou, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes Andre Pinto a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Ermis. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Ermis academy earns its keep
  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Leontios Kalaitzis
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Ermis
252 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Diego Martínez out for 84 days

84 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

249 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Alexandros Parras stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alexandros Parras and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nélson Campali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

216 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Andre Pinto is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

Ermis come up short against Paralimni

Paralimni left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Savvas Christodoulou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

212 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Andre Pinto is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nélson Campali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

David Ben-Lulu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Ben-Lulu and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Ivaylo Naydenov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

207 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $840.0K for Michalis Theodosiou

The clubs have shaken hands with Ethnikos Achnas; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

The dugout

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Transfer targets

Christos Loukaidis turns down Ermis

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: AE Kition keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Andre Pinto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Andre Pinto commits to Ermis for another 4 years.

Market

Still no signature from Bruno Silva

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ermis could get for him.

Squad

A season on the outside for Sander Coopman

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ermis has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

The Dimitris Dimitriou question follows Ermis around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Dimitris Dimitriou’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

  • The dugout Ioannis Ioannou knocks on the manager's door
  • Boardroom The Ermis production line keeps running
  • The dugout The manager comes out for Bruno Silva