Patrick Gonzalez

Left Midfielder - US Creteil
1 Jun 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Gonzalez

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The US Creteil Herald

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The division’s best young player: Luc Laine

A whole season of being the finest 20-year-old anybody in this league could put on a pitch. US Creteil have him, and everybody else now knows it.

Squad

US Creteil lose Beimarse Tankiev

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Paulin Puel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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The US Creteil Herald

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at US Creteil spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Kirill Matsak asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ryan Ferhaoui was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Alessandro Di Munno gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at US Creteil

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Market

Hugo Cointard is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at US Creteil has been clear about where Hugo Cointard stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

A door opens for Rouchidy Mmadi

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

249 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

US Creteil give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ryan Ferhaoui and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Rouchidy Mmadi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

No place for Christopher Baptista in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Christopher Baptista has his answer from US Creteil; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

247 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Paulin Puel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ryan Ferhaoui was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Raphaël Gaudel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Luc Laine talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. US Creteil know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

A door opens for Patrick Gonzalez

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Lorenzo Bonifacio asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

246 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at US Creteil has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Kirill Matsak asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at US Creteil

Day 13 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

Beimarse Tankiev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mousslim Youssouf out for 29 days

The medical room confirms 29 days on the sidelines for Mousslim Youssouf, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

Patrick Gonzalez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

US Creteil counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at US Creteil now.

The dugout

Raphaël Gaudel knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

245 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at US Creteil

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at US Creteil

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at US Creteil for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Stephen Quemper stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stephen Quemper and US Creteil agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Ferhaoui is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Christopher Baptista out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Christopher Baptista, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

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In brief

241 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Abdeljalil Hachem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Christopher Baptista

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at US Creteil that is a harder question to answer.

The dugout

Patrick Gonzalez has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Patrick Gonzalez has written the date down.

In brief

239 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Paulin Puel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ryan Ferhaoui was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alessandro Di Munno

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alessandro Di Munno, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 91% of everything US Creteil earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Ryan Ferhaoui knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ryan Ferhaoui trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Luc Laine talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. US Creteil know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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The US Creteil Herald

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

22 days out for Mousslim Youssouf after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. US Creteil will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Gonzalez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Emilio Magaña is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at US Creteil has been clear about where Emilio Magaña stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hugo Cointard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Patrick Gonzalez linked with a move away

The name of Patrick Gonzalez keeps appearing in other people's back pages. US Creteil say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Joseph Dufour knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joseph Dufour trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The window shut and Hugo Cointard is still in the building

US Creteil spent a month trying to move him and nobody rang back. He trains with a squad that has told him where he stands, and both sides start counting down to the next one.

In brief

235 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Paulin Puel out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Paulin Puel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ryan Ferhaoui was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Adam Mouak

US Creteil asked and Paris Saint-Germain said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Emilio Magaña wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at US Creteil can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 94% of the US Creteil income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

No hiding place for Axel Dauchy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Axel Dauchy, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Alessandro Di Munno knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Luc Laine talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. US Creteil know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

234 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at US Creteil spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Paulin Puel out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Luc Laine, 20, steals the show — 8.05

Marked 8.05 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Match

5 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Ryan Ferhaoui and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ekene Chukwuani

US Creteil asked and Monaco said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Nimes take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Gonzalez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A muscle injury and 17 days out for Teimuraz Aleksidze

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. US Creteil will quote 17 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

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The US Creteil Herald

30 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Mousslim Youssouf breaks a bone — 64 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 64 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

US Creteil are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Yan Marillat pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Paulin Puel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Beimarse Tankiev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Stade Lavallois

0‑2 to Stade Lavallois, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Raphaël Gaudel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Raphaël Gaudel, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

229 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

16 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

At last: US Creteil win one

14 matches without a win, and then this, against Chamois Niortais. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Squad

A fracture rules Mousslim Youssouf out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason US Creteil will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Abdeljalil Hachem takes the afternoon — 8.32

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Abdeljalil Hachem provided it, and the 8.32 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Paulin Puel yet — 9.18

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.18 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

US Creteil leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

US Creteil get the job done against Chamois Niortais

A 3‑2 win over Chamois Niortais, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ryan Ferhaoui was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

224 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for US Creteil

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

8 matches without a goal for US Creteil

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 8 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Paulin Puel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

AS Nancy take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Ryan Ferhaoui gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

US Creteil face Tours in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Luc Laine was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

221 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

21 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Yan Marillat stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

The goals have deserted US Creteil

6 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at US Creteil can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nimes take the points off US Creteil

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

US Creteil pick somebody else ahead of Patrick Gonzalez

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Luc Laine

9 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

220 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for US Creteil

0‑3 against Valenciennes, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

7 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Match

5 matches without a goal for US Creteil

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Abdeljalil Hachem and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ryan Ferhaoui was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Patrick Gonzalez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at US Creteil

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

US Creteil keep their word to Raphaël Gaudel

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

216 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

16 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

US Creteil give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Player ratings

Luc Laine, 20, steals the show — 7.72

Marked 7.72 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Paulin Puel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Raphaël Gaudel has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yan Marillat

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yan Marillat, and the manager let it.

Match

US Creteil caught on 93 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Chamois Niortais scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Squad

Thibault Moreau stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Thibault Moreau and US Creteil agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

US Creteil share the spoils with Chamois Niortais

A 2‑2 draw with Chamois Niortais leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

215 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

9 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

7 saves: Yan Marillat was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Luc Laine at 20 — 7.87

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Luc Laine did not need any: 7.87, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Hugo Cointard says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Bakary Nimaga rejects the move

US Creteil had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at OGC Nice, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

US Creteil lose Arsène Elogo

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Stephen Quemper signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Stephen Quemper and US Creteil agree another 2 years.

Squad

Ryan Ferhaoui in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

US Creteil rebuffed over Rémy Gauthier

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Paris Saint-Germain have kept their man, and US Creteil go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

US Creteil come up short against FC Metz

FC Metz left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

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1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at US Creteil

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Nelson Lung puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at US Creteil, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Ryan Ferhaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at US Creteil

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Beimarse Tankiev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

US Creteil lose Richard Dufour

35 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick Gonzalez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at US Creteil has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Ryan Ferhaoui and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Beimarse Tankiev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Stéphane Marchal wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and US Creteil will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Rouchidy Mmadi has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Rouchidy Mmadi has written the date down.

The dugout

Patrick Gonzalez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Patrick Gonzalez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

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185 Edition

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11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Ryan Ferhaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Jan Repas deal

US Creteil ran out of time with OGC Nice. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

The dugout

Raphaël Gaudel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Joseph Dufour signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joseph Dufour commits to US Creteil for another 3 years.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The formation has left Kirill Matsak behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. US Creteil will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Squad

A wage question at US Creteil

Luc Laine has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

The dugout

Patrick Gonzalez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at US Creteil, and both men came out saying it was fine.

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177 Edition

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17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for US Creteil

27 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

US Creteil sink to position 13

1 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

US Creteil taken apart

0‑3 to Chamois Niortais, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Yan Marillat stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Paulin Puel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Beimarse Tankiev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Doors closed at US Creteil

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑3 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nelson Lung

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

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176 Edition

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10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

26 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 26, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Market

Nelson Lung hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

6 saves: Yan Marillat was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

US Creteil come up short against Red Star

Red Star left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nelson Lung beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nelson Lung is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Patrick Gonzalez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patrick Gonzalez commits to US Creteil for another 4 years.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

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172 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for US Creteil

22 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Luc Laine, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.53

A mark of 8.53 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

The dugout

Patrick Gonzalez says US Creteil went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Luc Laine’s goal not enough for US Creteil

Luc Laine scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to AS Nancy, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Beimarse Tankiev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Luc Laine

He is 19 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

Yan Marillat gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Emilio Magaña wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and US Creteil know it.

In brief

163 Edition

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10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for US Creteil

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Nowhere to hide for US Creteil

0‑4 against Red Star, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Patrick Gonzalez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at US Creteil is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Luc Laine is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

US Creteil cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats US Creteil to Bradley Danger

The clock did what Red Star would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Transfer targets

Le Havre AC tell US Creteil: Richard Blanchard is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Beimarse Tankiev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

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13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

9 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Market

Patrick Gonzalez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around US Creteil they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Real improvement from Luc Laine at US Creteil

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Luc Laine is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Thomas Sajous is a medical away from US Creteil

The deal with LOSC Lille is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Abdeljalil Hachem signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Abdeljalil Hachem commits to US Creteil for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Richard Blanchard

US Creteil asked and Le Havre AC said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against AS Nancy

1‑2 to AS Nancy, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

158 Edition

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6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the US Creteil board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Evan Diamalunda hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what US Creteil can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Noan Géraux: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” US Creteil have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at US Creteil

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at US Creteil is running low.

Transfer targets

US Creteil rebuffed over Jacques Mbiandjeu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bourg-Peronnas have kept their man, and US Creteil go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Paulin Puel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

US Creteil baulk at the price for Hakim Ziyech

Olympique Lyonnais wanted more than $300.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Christopher Baptista signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Christopher Baptista and US Creteil agree another 1 years.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Adam Ayari is in the works

US Creteil have made the call to Paris Saint-Germain. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

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157 Edition

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30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nelson Lung was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 32. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

8 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.6M for Ilian Mhand

US Creteil have gone to AC Ajaccio with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Aël Belangote turns down US Creteil

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Toulouse FC keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Real improvement from Patrick Gonzalez at US Creteil

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Patrick Gonzalez is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Bradley Danger

US Creteil asked and Red Star said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

US Creteil bid $85.0K for Richard Blanchard

The offer went to Le Havre AC this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Ryan Ferhaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted US Creteil

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at US Creteil can tell you which week it ends in.

In brief

155 Edition

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16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Bradley Danger due for a US Creteil medical

Everything agreed with Red Star, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Real improvement from Evan Diamalunda at US Creteil

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Evan Diamalunda is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Gonzalez

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Gonzalez will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around US Creteil the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Aleksa Čolović asks to leave US Creteil

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

US Creteil make their move for Richard Blanchard

$85.0K on the table at Le Havre AC. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Words exchanged at US Creteil

Paulin Puel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Paulin Puel has improved at 32, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ryan Ferhaoui

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ryan Ferhaoui, and the manager let it.

Squad

Nelson Lung falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief