Sergey Isayev

Left Forward - Torpedo Miass
5 Feb 2029
Monday
Process

Marked for Sergey Isayev

109 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Torpedo Miass win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 92th minute. Irtysh will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Market

Semyon Stolbov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Innokentiy Pyankov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Vladislav Kalinichev

Torpedo Miass asked and Irtysh said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Evgeny Ibragimov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Torpedo Miass see off Irtysh

Three points for Torpedo Miass, 1‑0 the final word against Irtysh in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

Evgeny Ibragimov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ivan Kotelnikov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.15. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

Back issues
90 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandr Belyaev

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Miass

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Miass is running low.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Maxim Tarasov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Vinogradov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nikita Baksheev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alexandr Belyaev damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Nikita Khlynov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Talks stall between Torpedo Miass and Semyon Stolbov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexey Larin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Sergey Isayev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Dmitry Kuzmin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

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29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Miass

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Miass is running low.

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Wages eat 152% of everything Torpedo Miass earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Maxim Tarasov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maxim Tarasov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Sergey Isayev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

63 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitry Kuzmin

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

4 matches without a win for Torpedo Miass

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Miass are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Torpedo Miass

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Miass against Avangard

0‑2 to Avangard, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Torpedo Miass face Irtysh in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Evgeni Alexandrov after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Sergey Isayev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

62 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexey Larin asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Miass may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Kaluga

Kaluga left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Maxim Tarasov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ivan Kotelnikov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

137% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dmitry Kuzmin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

56 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Torpedo Miass out of the cup

Rubin Yalta ended it 1‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 32. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Nikita Khlynov scores twice — 9.37

Two goals and a mark of 9.37 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Torpedo Miass are in real trouble now

Position 5, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Grigory Borisenko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gelani Khashtyrov

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Alexey Larin has a hand in both — 7.93

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.93, and involved in 3 of his side's goals.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Vologda tell Torpedo Miass: Maid Ahmed is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Nikita Khlynov the difference as Torpedo Miass beat Avangard

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Nikita Khlynov. 2‑1 against Avangard, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

49 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass spell it out for Evgeni Alexandrov

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Evgeni Alexandrov has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Grigory Borisenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Torpedo Miass turn down Druzhba for Grigory Borisenko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Maxim Tarasov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Ivan Khomukha

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ufa have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Bezzubov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ilja Tikhomirov is in the works

Torpedo Miass have made the call to Spartak Tambov. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Sergey Isayev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief