23 Nov 2027
Tuesday
Process
69 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexey Larin asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Maxim Tarasov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Maxim Tarasov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Dmitry Kuzmin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gleb Vinogradov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Alexey Larin linked with a move away

The name of Alexey Larin keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Miass say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
68 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Torpedo Miass sink to position 6

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

Maksim Tsaryov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Miass have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Dmitry Kuzmin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gelani Khashtyrov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

67 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Torpedo Miass

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Nerves in the Torpedo Miass squad

Dmitry Kuzmin has been around long enough to know what the spring feels like when it goes wrong, and he can feel it. A dressing room that is frightened plays like one.

In brief

66 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Miass

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 124% of everything Torpedo Miass earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Makar Makarov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Makar Makarov

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Torpedo Miass told Makar Makarov something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Gleb Vinogradov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Torpedo Miass put Alexey Larin up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Alexey Larin may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

65 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Maxim Tarasov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Alexey Larin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Maxim Tarasov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Alexey Larin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Alexey Larin linked with a move away

The name of Alexey Larin keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Miass say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

64 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Torpedo Miass are in real trouble now

Position 6, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

No end in sight to Torpedo Miass's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Torpedo Miass has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexey Larin is carrying Torpedo Miass

11 goals and a season average of 7.25. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Miass against Irtysh

0‑1 to Irtysh, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Evgeny Lopatko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Ivan Kotelnikov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Evgeni Alexandrov after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

63 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dmitry Kuzmin

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

4 matches without a win for Torpedo Miass

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Miass are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Torpedo Miass

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Miass against Avangard

0‑2 to Avangard, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Torpedo Miass face Irtysh in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Evgeni Alexandrov after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Sergey Isayev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

62 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexey Larin asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Miass may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Kaluga

Kaluga left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Maxim Tarasov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ivan Kotelnikov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

137% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dmitry Kuzmin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

61 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Maxim Tarasov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Alexey Larin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nikita Khlynov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nikita Khlynov and Torpedo Miass agree another 4 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Evgeny Ibragimov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Market

Talks stall between Torpedo Miass and Dmitry Kuzmin

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

Alexandr Balakhonov was the difference for Torpedo Miass

Marked 7.27. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Evgeni Alexandrov after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Dmitry Kuzmin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

60 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Torpedo Miass are in real trouble now

Position 5, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Alexey Larin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Kuban take the points off Torpedo Miass

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Alexey Larin is carrying Torpedo Miass

11 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Andrey Kulagin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Vladivostok have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

100 appearances for Semyon Stolbov

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Evgeni Alexandrov to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

No hiding place for Makar Makarov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Makar Makarov, and the manager let it.

In brief

59 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Alexey Larin scores twice — 9.65

Two goals and a mark of 9.65 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

3 goals for Nikita Khlynov

The match ball belongs to Nikita Khlynov, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Gelani Khashtyrov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Gelani Khashtyrov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Torpedo Miass may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 10 signed and 1 gone

That is the business done at Torpedo Miass until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Match

Nikita Khlynov the difference as Torpedo Miass beat Dinamo Vladivostok

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Nikita Khlynov. 5‑3 against Dinamo Vladivostok, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nikita Khlynov

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Nikita Khlynov among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Nikita Khlynov on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Torpedo Miass and Dinamo Vladivostok.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Torpedo Miass

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

58 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alexey Larin asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Maxim Tarasov attracts admirers

The name of Maxim Tarasov has come up in conversations Torpedo Miass were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Sergey Mokrousov

Torpedo Miass asked and Znamya Truda said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 125% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Alexey Larin named player of the month

The award goes to Alexey Larin, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

Squad

Nikita Khlynov makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

57 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Grigory Borisenko asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A brace, and Alexey Larin takes the afternoon — 8.65

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Alexey Larin provided it, and the 8.65 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alexey Larin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Torpedo Miass lose German Lipatov

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Irtysh snatch it back from Torpedo Miass

A goal on 94 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Player ratings

The pass was always on for Nikita Khlynov

Chances created: 12. Somebody has to open a door before anybody can walk through it, and he spent the afternoon opening doors.

Match

Torpedo Miass share the spoils with Irtysh

A 2‑2 draw with Irtysh leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

When it matters, Arnur Sagalbaev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

56 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Torpedo Miass out of the cup

Rubin Yalta ended it 1‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 32. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Nikita Khlynov scores twice — 9.37

Two goals and a mark of 9.37 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Torpedo Miass are in real trouble now

Position 5, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Grigory Borisenko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gelani Khashtyrov

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Alexey Larin has a hand in both — 7.93

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.93, and involved in 3 of his side's goals.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Vologda tell Torpedo Miass: Maid Ahmed is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Nikita Khlynov the difference as Torpedo Miass beat Avangard

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Nikita Khlynov. 2‑1 against Avangard, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

55 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexey Larin takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Alexey Larin drives the Torpedo Miass comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until Alexey Larin decided otherwise. Kaluga had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Market

Dmitry Pavlov asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Alexey Larin sends Torpedo Miass past Kaluga

It finished 4‑3, and it was Alexey Larin’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Torpedo Miass.

Player ratings

Alexey Larin was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.88. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Torpedo Miass now.

Transfer targets

Nart tell Torpedo Miass: Igor Ershov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Alexandr Balakhonov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Evgeny Ibragimov

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief

54 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexey Larin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Both of them Alexey Larin's — 9.20

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.20, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Alexey Larin’s goal not enough for Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Murom, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 goals as Torpedo Miass and Murom go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Torpedo Miass and Murom, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nikita Khlynov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

No hiding place for Arnur Sagalbaev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Arnur Sagalbaev, and the manager let it.

In brief

53 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Grigory Borisenko asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Semyon Cherepanov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Miass have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

German Lipatov out for 45 days

The medical room confirms 45 days on the sidelines for German Lipatov, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Alexey Larin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Znamya Truda tell Torpedo Miass: Sergey Mokrousov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Kuban

Kuban left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Evgeni Alexandrov after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

52 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Vyacheslav Bezzubov stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Grigory Borisenko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Maxim Vertiev

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Torpedo Miass have done the hard part with Sevastopol, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Arnur Sagalbaev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Timur Pazylov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Vladivostok have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Miass against Dinamo Vladivostok

0‑1 to Dinamo Vladivostok, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Evgeny Ibragimov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Evgeni Alexandrov left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

51 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Alexey Larin turns Kvant down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Arnur Sagalbaev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

3 academy players handed senior numbers at Torpedo Miass

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Torpedo Miass walk away from Sergey Starkov

$3.0K was the most the club would pay and Leningradets were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Maid Ahmed

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Vologda have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Gennady Krasnov steps up from the Torpedo Miass academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Gennady Krasnov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Yefim Solovyov steps up from the Torpedo Miass academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Yefim Solovyov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Gavriil Raspopin joins the Torpedo Miass first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Gavriil Raspopin is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Yegor Plotnikov is in the works

Torpedo Miass have made the call to Mashuk. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

50 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Grigory Borisenko agrees terms with Kolomna

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Torpedo Miass people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Ilja Vostrikov

Torpedo Miass and Spartak Tambov have settled on $38.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Nikita Khlynov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 94% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Timur Pazylov is in the works

Torpedo Miass have made the call to Dinamo Vladivostok. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

Torpedo Miass put Vyacheslav Bezzubov up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Vyacheslav Bezzubov may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Bezzubov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

49 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass spell it out for Evgeni Alexandrov

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Evgeni Alexandrov has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Grigory Borisenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Torpedo Miass turn down Druzhba for Grigory Borisenko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Maxim Tarasov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Ivan Khomukha

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ufa have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Bezzubov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ilja Tikhomirov is in the works

Torpedo Miass have made the call to Spartak Tambov. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Sergey Isayev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

48 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Torpedo Miass say no — this time

The offer from Kvant for Alexey Larin was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Maxim Podluzhny asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Ivan Khomukha turns down Torpedo Miass

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Ufa keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

The step up is real for Nikita Baksheev

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Znamya Truda tell Torpedo Miass: Mikhail Nedospasov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Alexandr Balakhonov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Vyacheslav Bezzubov has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Belyaev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Alexey Larin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

47 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Grigory Borisenko has said yes to Druzhba

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Torpedo Miass have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Miass

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Dmitry Pavlov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass ask about Alexandr Shashkov

A loan enquiry to Volna: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Torpedo Miass

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass can sign again

The window is open, and with it the only month of the year when a supporter’s hopes are limited by nothing but arithmetic. The board know the arithmetic; the supporters know the hopes.

Market

Torpedo Miass put Grigory Borisenko up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Grigory Borisenko may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

46 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexey Larin asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

One of our own: Innokentiy Mikhaylov joins the Torpedo Miass first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Innokentiy Mikhaylov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Gleb Vinogradov steps up from the Torpedo Miass academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Gleb Vinogradov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 94% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Grigory Borisenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vasily Yakovlev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vasily Yakovlev, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A door opens for Semyon Cherepanov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

45 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Evgeni Alexandrov has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Torpedo Miass can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Maxim Tarasov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Semyon Stolbov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Semyon Stolbov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Dmitry Pavlov placed on the list

Torpedo Miass have made Dmitry Pavlov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Torpedo Miass pick up Maxim Podluzhny for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Maxim Podluzhny arrives at Torpedo Miass with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

Squad

Vyacheslav Bezzubov has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Torpedo Miass will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

44 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

43 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Miass boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Evgeny Ibragimov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

42 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Vitaly Tsikishev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexey Larin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexey Larin, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

95% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

The shop window has Grigory Borisenko in it

Torpedo Miass have let the market know Grigory Borisenko can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

The Nikita Khlynov question follows Torpedo Miass around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nikita Khlynov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

A door opens for Semyon Cherepanov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Nil Shevchenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Vladimir Uljanovskiy

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Torpedo Miass the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

41 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Pavlov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Maksim Tsaryov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Makar Makarov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Makar Makarov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Alexey Larin knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

40 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass spell it out for Evgeni Alexandrov

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Evgeni Alexandrov has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Alexandr Balakhonov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Evgeny Ibragimov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Semyon Stolbov's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Match

Torpedo Miass in the hunt for Europe

Position 5, 16 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

The dugout

Makar Makarov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

A door opens for Semyon Cherepanov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass were not finished after all

Written off a fortnight ago, the squad has closed ranks and answered on the pitch. Something was said behind that door, and so far it is holding.

Squad

Questions about Roman Kovalev on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

39 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Evgeni Chizhov out for 16 days

16 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Torpedo Miass lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Grigory Borisenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Miass

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Miass is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Denis Zamyatin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Torpedo Miass

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Grigory Borisenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

38 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Evgeni Chizhov

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Vyacheslav Bezzubov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 89% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Nikita Khlynov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Miass know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

The manager makes Semyon Cherepanov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Torpedo Miass. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

37 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Evgeni Chizhov out for 30 days

30 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Torpedo Miass lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Dmitry Pavlov asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Maxim Tarasov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Evgeny Ibragimov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Kotelnikov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Semyon Stolbov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Grigory Borisenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Miass know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

When it matters, Arnur Sagalbaev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

36 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Evgeni Chizhov out for 37 days

37 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Torpedo Miass lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nikita Khlynov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Gelani Khashtyrov

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Torpedo Miass told Gelani Khashtyrov something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

Torpedo Miass in the hunt for Europe

Position 5, 16 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

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Market

Grigory Borisenko asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Miass

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Torpedo Miass count the cost of losing Vladimir Uljanovskiy

28 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Torpedo Miass

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Nikita Khlynov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nikita Khlynov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

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34 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Maksim Tsaryov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Maxim Tarasov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Alexey Larin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Pavlov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxim Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxim Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Alexandr Balakhonov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

The Grigory Borisenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Torpedo Miass know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Arnur Sagalbaev is on it.

The dugout

Makar Makarov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Makar Makarov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager makes Semyon Cherepanov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Torpedo Miass. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy has settled at Torpedo Miass

The shrug has gone, the language is coming, and he now argues in training like somebody who expects to be here next year. Half a signing's value is this and none of it appears on a fee.

Squad

Questions about Alexandr Balakhonov on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

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8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Roman Kovalev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Roman Kovalev and Torpedo Miass agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Denis Zamyatin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Anton Yegorushkin deal

Torpedo Miass ran out of time with Sokol. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Dmitry Kuzmin

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Torpedo Miass told Dmitry Kuzmin something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Grigory Borisenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

$142.9K taken back off the Torpedo Miass table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Match

Torpedo Miass have something to play for

Position 5 on 16 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

The dugout

Semyon Cherepanov has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Semyon Cherepanov has written the date down.

In brief

31 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Grigory Borisenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Grigory Borisenko’s move to Kolomna falls through

The deal that would have taken Grigory Borisenko to Kolomna has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Torpedo Miass with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Torpedo Miass

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Torpedo Miass is running low.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 0 in, 0 out at Torpedo Miass

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 0 arrived, 0 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Zaurbek Ramonov stays at Alania as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Torpedo Miass will try again when the window opens; Alania may not be selling by then.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Evgeny Ibragimov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Torpedo Miass now.

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30 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kvant come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Torpedo Miass did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

$32.0K settles it between the clubs for Zaurbek Ramonov

Alania have accepted the money. What Torpedo Miass do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Denis Zhilmostnykh due for a Torpedo Miass medical

Everything agreed with Spartak Kostroma, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vyacheslav Bezzubov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vyacheslav Bezzubov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 95% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Semyon Stolbov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

A door opens for Semyon Cherepanov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

29 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Pavlov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Maxim Tarasov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Miass they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Roman Torosyan

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Torpedo Miass have done the hard part with Dinamo St Petersburg, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Stepan Burdakov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. SKA Khabarovsk have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Arnur Sagalbaev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Nikita Khlynov linked with a move away

The name of Nikita Khlynov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Miass say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

28 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Grigory Borisenko is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Kvant waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

No deal for Anatoly Nemchenko at that price

Torpedo Miass offered $340.0K; Spartak Kostroma said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Roman Torosyan is in the works

Torpedo Miass have made the call to Dinamo St Petersburg. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

The shop window has Alexey Larin in it

Torpedo Miass have let the market know Alexey Larin can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Alexey Larin knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alexey Larin trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Match

Torpedo Miass in the hunt for Europe

Position 5, 16 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

Squad

Vyacheslav Bezzubov has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Torpedo Miass will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

The dugout

Semyon Cherepanov has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Semyon Cherepanov has written the date down.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Grigory Borisenko asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Terms done: Maxim Tarasov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Zvezda waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Torpedo Miass is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

Maxim Burko due for a Torpedo Miass medical

Everything agreed with KAMAZ, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

Kvant are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Torpedo Miass will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vitaly Tsikishev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Maksim Tsaryov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass ask about Amur Balkizov

A loan enquiry to Kaluga: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Torpedo Miass

Something was said to Alexey Larin and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Torpedo Miass now.

In brief

26 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Maxim Tarasov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 99% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

25 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Pavlov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Denis Zamyatin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Evgeny Ibragimov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Nikita Khlynov linked with a move away

The name of Nikita Khlynov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Miass say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

24 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Semyon Cherepanov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

Torpedo Miass have something to play for

Position 5 on 16 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Vladimir Uljanovskiy

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Torpedo Miass the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

Squad

Questions about Arnur Sagalbaev on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

23 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Grigory Borisenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Alexandr Belyaev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Miass have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ivan Kotelnikov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager makes Semyon Cherepanov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Torpedo Miass. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

22 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Ivan Kotelnikov says Torpedo Miass went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

183% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Nil Shevchenko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager makes Semyon Cherepanov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Torpedo Miass. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Bezzubov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

21 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Pavlov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Vladimir Uljanovskiy, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexey Larin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexey Larin, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Nikita Khlynov linked with a move away

The name of Nikita Khlynov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Miass say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Semyon Cherepanov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

20 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Makar Makarov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Miass have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Gelani Khashtyrov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

No hiding place for Semyon Stolbov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Semyon Stolbov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Maksim Tsaryov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Alexey Larin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

Continental football is in reach for Torpedo Miass

16 points from position 5. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

In brief

19 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Grigory Borisenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Maxim Tarasov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Nikita Khlynov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Semyon Stolbov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Semyon Stolbov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Torpedo Miass have started building around Semyon Stolbov

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

In brief

18 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Wages eat 185% of everything Torpedo Miass earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Denis Zamyatin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Evgeny Ibragimov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Alexandr Belyaev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Alexandr Belyaev wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Torpedo Miass will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

17 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitry Pavlov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Grigory Borisenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Arnur Sagalbaev plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The shop window has Grigory Borisenko in it

Torpedo Miass have let the market know Grigory Borisenko can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Market

Nikita Khlynov linked with a move away

The name of Nikita Khlynov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Torpedo Miass say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Gelani Khashtyrov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Continental football is in reach for Torpedo Miass

16 points from position 5. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

The dugout

The manager makes Semyon Cherepanov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Torpedo Miass. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Arseniy Fedorov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitry Kuzmin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Evgeny Ibragimov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Bezzubov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager makes Ivan Kotelnikov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Torpedo Miass. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

Talks stall between Torpedo Miass and Vyacheslav Bezzubov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Grigory Borisenko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 185% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Maksim Tsaryov for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Torpedo Miass will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

Alexandr Belyaev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Dmitry Kuzmin knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dmitry Kuzmin trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Talks stall between Torpedo Miass and Alexandr Belyaev

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitry Pavlov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandr Balakhonov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Torpedo Miass are still strangers to each other

11 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Maksim Tsaryov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Torpedo Miass keep their word to Nikita Khlynov

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

No hiding place for Makar Makarov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Makar Makarov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Dmitry Kuzmin asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Arnur Sagalbaev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The shop window has Grigory Borisenko in it

Torpedo Miass have let the market know Grigory Borisenko can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

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19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Alexey Larin beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Vyacheslav Bezzubov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Miass have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Nikita Khlynov sends Torpedo Miass past Irtysh

It finished 1‑0, and it was Nikita Khlynov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Torpedo Miass.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Nikita Khlynov at his very best

Marked 8.10. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Torpedo Miass.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Maxim Tarasov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Evgeni Alexandrov kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Dmitry Pavlov left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Dmitry Pavlov will call it something else in private.

Squad

The weekend belonged to Vladimir Uljanovskiy

Player of the week, judged against every other man in the division. A small award, and one most careers never collect.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Torpedo Miass are in real trouble now

Position 6, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Dmitry Kuzmin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

One of those days for Vladimir Uljanovskiy

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Vladimir Uljanovskiy sends Torpedo Miass past Avangard

It finished 3‑1, and it was Vladimir Uljanovskiy’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Torpedo Miass.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Denis Zamyatin and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Torpedo Miass settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Avangard spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Player ratings

Nikita Khlynov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Roman Kovalev

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Gelani Khashtyrov asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Torpedo Miass against Kaluga

1‑3 to Kaluga, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

242% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Alexandr Balakhonov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on Avangard

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. Torpedo Miass know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dmitry Pavlov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Dmitry Pavlov asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

One of their own: Vladimir Uljanovskiy

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Vladimir Uljanovskiy sends Torpedo Miass past Murom

It finished 1‑0, and it was Vladimir Uljanovskiy’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Torpedo Miass.

Squad

Evgeny Ibragimov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

11 new faces, and Torpedo Miass are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Player ratings

Vladimir Uljanovskiy stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.71 on the card, and the Torpedo Miass support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexey Larin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Roman Kovalev stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

4 matches without a win for Torpedo Miass

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Torpedo Miass are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Torpedo Miass

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Rodina 2

Rodina 2 left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Ilja Mescheryakov deal

Torpedo Miass ran out of time with Spartak Kostroma. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Evgeni Alexandrov after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Arseniy Fedorov, 17, gets his chance

Off the academy pitches and onto a senior team sheet at 17. The debut is the easy part; the second appearance is the one every young player has to earn.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Dmitry Kuzmin hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Torpedo Miass

Position 6 and 7 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 17 signed and 4 gone

That is the business done at Torpedo Miass until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ilja Mescheryakov

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Torpedo Miass have done the hard part with Spartak Kostroma, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Torpedo Miass promote Yuri Konovalov from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Yuri Konovalov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Mark Zaitsev joins the Torpedo Miass first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Mark Zaitsev is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Match

Torpedo Miass come up short against Kuban

Kuban left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Dmitry Kuzmin was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Match Torpedo Miass at the halfway mark
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Dmitry Kuzmin knocks on the manager's door
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7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Grigory Borisenko asks to leave Torpedo Miass

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 27. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Arsen Djioev

Torpedo Miass asked and Saturn said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nikita Khlynov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Maksim Tsaryov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Grigory Borisenko named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Grigory Borisenko is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

Gelani Khashtyrov is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Gelani Khashtyrov has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Evgeni Alexandrov on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Evgeni Alexandrov after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

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The Torpedo Miass Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Dmitry Kuzmin was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Gelani Khashtyrov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Amirkhan Selyaev

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Spartak Nalchik have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Roman Kovalev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Torpedo Miass

11 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Player ratings

Alexey Larin was the difference for Torpedo Miass

Marked 7.53. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Match

Alexey Larin rescues a point for Torpedo Miass

It needed Alexey Larin to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Irtysh, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Evgeni Alexandrov was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Torpedo Miass dressing room was either.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a Torpedo Miass man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Grigory Borisenko was the best thing in any of them.

In brief

4 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Torpedo Miass bow out of the cup

Murom go through and Torpedo Miass go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Grigory Borisenko takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Vitaly Tsikishev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Artem Biryukov due for a Torpedo Miass medical

Everything agreed with Rodina, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Player ratings

Maxim Tarasov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Grigory Borisenko was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.52. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Torpedo Miass see off Avangard

Three points for Torpedo Miass, 3‑1 the final word against Avangard in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Transfer targets

Chertanovo tell Torpedo Miass: Vadim Agafontsev is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A falling-out at Torpedo Miass

Denis Zamyatin and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

3 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Grigory Borisenko’s goal not enough for Torpedo Miass

Grigory Borisenko scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Kaluga, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Transfer targets

Tver tell Torpedo Miass: Kirill Dudkin is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vladimir Uljanovskiy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Evgeny Ibragimov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Evgeni Alexandrov to a room that had heard them before.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Amir Alizade is in the works

Torpedo Miass have made the call to Sibir. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Alexandr Belyaev is a square peg at Torpedo Miass

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Player ratings

Alexey Larin keeps on missing

Shots: 14, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

2 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gelani Khashtyrov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

6 saves: Roman Kovalev was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Gelani Khashtyrov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Gelani Khashtyrov commits to Torpedo Miass for another 3 years.

Squad

Vladimir Uljanovskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Arnur Sagalbaev gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Arnur Sagalbaev has just signed for Torpedo Miass, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Mikhail Zabotkin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Volna have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

Torpedo Miass supporters have found a favourite in Alexey Larin

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Alexey Larin has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Market

One of our own: Evgeni Chizhov joins the Torpedo Miass first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Evgeni Chizhov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Dmitri Melnikov joins the Torpedo Miass first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Dmitri Melnikov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

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3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Roman Kovalev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Roman Kovalev and Torpedo Miass agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Miass rebuffed over Magomed-Deni Tsutsulaev

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Luki-Energiya have kept their man, and Torpedo Miass go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

8 new faces, and Torpedo Miass are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

24 months and counting on Roman Kovalev

Still no offer on the table, and Roman Kovalev’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

Market

No place for Vitaly Tsikishev in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Vitaly Tsikishev has his answer from Torpedo Miass; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Match

Alexey Larin rescues a point for Torpedo Miass

It needed Alexey Larin to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Rodina 2, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Evgeni Alexandrov was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Torpedo Miass dressing room was either.

In brief