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The Bidco United Herald
8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent
Crisis
Squad8 Jan 2029
Michael Bodo damages knee ligaments — 95 days out
The words a physio says slowly. 95 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.
Squad8 Jan 2029
Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Youssef El Omari is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
Squad8 Jan 2029
Stephen Okola in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
In brief
- Squad Cyril Boukhit asks for a word with the manager
- Market Christopher Raila linked with a move away
- Market Amos Mulee leaves for nothing
- Market The clock does David Kalama’s negotiating for him