The Bidco United Herald
Match8 Aug 2026
A hiding for Bidco United
Beaten 0‑3 by Ulinzi Stars, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.
Squad10 Aug 2026
A falling-out at Bidco United
Daniel Kakai and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.
Transfer targets10 Aug 2026
Door shut on Abdalla Hamisi
Bidco United asked and Ulinzi Stars said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.
Market10 Aug 2026
Duncan Onyango steps up from the Bidco United academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Duncan Onyango has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market10 Aug 2026
Victor Muguna steps up from the Bidco United academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Victor Muguna has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market10 Aug 2026
Patrick Okoth steps up from the Bidco United academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Patrick Okoth has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market10 Aug 2026
One of our own: Timothy Owusu joins the Bidco United first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Timothy Owusu is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Boardroom10 Aug 2026
Nobody left the Bidco United dressing room in a hurry
The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.
The dugout10 Aug 2026
Patrick Kibwage: “No excuses”
“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.
In brief
- Squad The formation has left Peter Wafula behind
- Player ratings Simon Munala keeps on missing
- Player ratings Daniel Kakai was unplayable