Robert Clark

Striker - Fgura United
14 Aug 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Robert Clark

366 Edition

The Fgura United Post

1 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Rúben Gonçalves out for 74 days

74 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Fgura United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Christopher Kikuni Kikuni frozen out at Fgura United

This is not rotation. Christopher Kikuni Kikuni has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Fgura United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Andreas Vella in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fgura United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Themis Tselios

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Themis Tselios, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Fgura United ask about Mátyás Király

A loan enquiry to Marsaxlokk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Fgura United ask about Roman Burton-Yurevich

A loan enquiry to Valletta: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Marco Antônio loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Marco Antônio. Fgura United will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Mateusz Linetty exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Mateusz Linetty is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Squad

Mateusz Linetty moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Fgura United than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

In brief

Back issues
365 Edition

The Fgura United Post

25 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Rúben Gonçalves out for 81 days

81 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Fgura United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Christopher Kikuni Kikuni puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fgura United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

James Butterworth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Embargo at Fgura United

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

Glending Farrugia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Fgura United ask about Nathan Hunter

A loan enquiry to Birkirkara: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Fgura United try to borrow Stephen James

Valletta have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Robert Clark asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Douglas Nathan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Douglas Nathan signs something — a contract at Fgura United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

361 Edition

The Fgura United Post

27 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Christopher Kikuni Kikuni puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fgura United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

Themis Tselios and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Fgura United rebuffed over Alan Deguara

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Tarxien Rainbows have kept their man, and Fgura United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Fgura United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and James Butterworth was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Fgura United

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Fabián Cristaldo is in the works

Fgura United have made the call to Hamrun Spartans. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

The shop window has James Butterworth in it

Fgura United have let the market know James Butterworth can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Haytham Abdelghani knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Haytham Abdelghani trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Douglas Nathan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Douglas Nathan signs something — a contract at Fgura United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

357 Edition

The Fgura United Post

30 May 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

Themis Tselios and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Embargo at Fgura United

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

Marco Antônio knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marco Antônio trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Haytham Abdelghani wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Fgura United will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

Market

The Douglas Nathan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Douglas Nathan signs something — a contract at Fgura United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

The clock does Robert Clark’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Fgura United could ask drops and the wages Robert Clark can ask rise.

In brief

352 Edition

The Fgura United Post

25 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Fgura United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The dugout

Robert Clark says Fgura United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fgura United

Andreas Vella and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Robert Clark told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Robert Clark has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Fgura United.

The dugout

Andreas Vella gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Andreas Vella is on it.

Market

David Apetrei placed on the list

Fgura United have made David Apetrei available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The Marko Kopić question follows Fgura United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Marko Kopić’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The clock does Themis Tselios’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Fgura United could ask drops and the wages Themis Tselios can ask rise.

The dugout

A door opens for Themis Tselios

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

351 Edition

The Fgura United Post

18 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The season ends: position 9 for Fgura United

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 34 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Christopher Kikuni Kikuni puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fgura United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Fgura United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fgura United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Zabbar St. Patrick take the points off Fgura United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Fgura United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Butterworth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 304% of the Fgura United income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Themis Tselios gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Khawhan is slowing down

At 33, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

Squad

Tempers go at Fgura United

Glending Farrugia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

350 Edition

The Fgura United Post

11 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Albert Masson

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Fgura United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fgura United

Themis Tselios and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Christopher Kikuni Kikuni wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Fgura United can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words at Fgura United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Butterworth is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Christopher Kikuni Kikuni

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Christopher Kikuni Kikuni.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Fgura United

Something was said to Dennis Ademola and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Interim Coach chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Robert Clark

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

346 Edition

The Fgura United Post

14 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Fgura United come up short against Swieqi United

Swieqi United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Robert Clark gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The form table has caught Themis Tselios

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Market

Glending Farrugia told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Glending Farrugia has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Fgura United.

Market

Talks stall between Fgura United and Robert Clark

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Fgura United keep their word to Glending Farrugia

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

Robert Clark wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Fgura United will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

Looking ahead

Andreas Vella faces his old club

Sirens next, and one man in the Fgura United dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

343 Edition

The Fgura United Post

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Christopher Kikuni Kikuni hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Fgura United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Fgura United make home a hard place to visit

14 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Tempers go at Fgura United

Themis Tselios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 243% of everything Fgura United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for David Apetrei

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Apetrei, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Fgura United pick somebody else ahead of Themis Tselios

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

Fgura United keep their word to Robert Clark

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Fgura United dressing room was either.

Match

No goals between Fgura United and Tarxien Rainbows

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Tarxien Rainbows will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

337 Edition

The Fgura United Post

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Fgura United

1‑4 against St. Andrews, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Khawhan asks to leave Fgura United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Eliot Meredith

Fgura United asked and Melita said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Fgura United cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

Glending Farrugia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Robert Clark gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Fgura United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Mpho Moletsane is in the works

Fgura United have made the call to Hamrun Spartans. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

330 Edition

The Fgura United Post

22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Marco Antônio leads the rout of Pieta Hotspurs

4‑0, and Marco Antônio took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Fgura United tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Marco Antônio takes the afternoon — 8.01

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Marco Antônio provided it, and the 8.01 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A row about effort at Fgura United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and James Butterworth was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Gian Hartmann at his very best

Marked 8.27. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Fgura United.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Bruno Cina at his very best

Marked 8.02. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Fgura United.

Squad

Tempers go at Fgura United

Glending Farrugia was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Fgura United pick somebody else ahead of Themis Tselios

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 4‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Squad

Marco Antônio is off the mark for Fgura United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

329 Edition

The Fgura United Post

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Apetrei wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Fgura United know it.

Squad

James Butterworth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

David Apetrei and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Fgura United cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Albert Masson

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Fgura United told Albert Masson something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Brian Muscat

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Pieta Hotspurs in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Squad

Marko Kopić still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Fgura United would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

The dugout

Robert Clark knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Robert Clark trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Douglas Nathan linked with a move away

The name of Douglas Nathan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Fgura United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

324 Edition

The Fgura United Post

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Fgura United

Marko Kopić was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

James Butterworth falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The decline has begun for Marco Antônio

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 35 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Fgura United is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

The dugout

No hiding place for Robert Clark

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robert Clark, and the manager let it.

Market

Khawhan is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Fgura United has been clear about where Khawhan stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Fgura United and Georgi Ivanov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Gian Hartmann knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fgura United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Andreas Vella plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Robert Clark: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Fgura United will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

291 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alpha Conteh breaks a bone — 57 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 57 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

$28.0K settles it between the clubs for Hordur Sigurdsson

FH have accepted the money. What Stjarnan do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Christ Wawa turns down Stjarnan

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Hammarby keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A falling-out at Stjarnan

Örvar Eggertsson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

FC Nordsjaelland tell Stjarnan: Jonathan Norbye is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Jannick Coehoorn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Stjarnan try to borrow Benoný Breki Andrésson

Malmo FF have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Deen Okanović has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stjarnan will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Örvar Eggertsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Örvar Eggertsson signs something — a contract at Stjarnan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

287 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alpha Conteh breaks a bone — 85 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 85 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A row about effort at Stjarnan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alex Þór Hauksson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Admir Bajrovic pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

A falling-out at Stjarnan

Rino Grubišić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Robin Krügel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robin Krügel, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Deen Okanović has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stjarnan will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Örvar Eggertsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Örvar Eggertsson signs something — a contract at Stjarnan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

The manager makes Rafael Máni Þrastarson a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Stjarnan. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Match

Stjarnan in the hunt for Europe

Position 5, 35 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

In brief

285 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

12 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Alpha Conteh out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stjarnan will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jannick Coehoorn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Rafael Máni Þrastarson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Robert Clark in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stjarnan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Viktor Elmar Gautason gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Viktor Elmar Gautason is on it.

Market

The Alpha Conteh talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Stjarnan know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

283 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

32 days out for Vidar Johannsson after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stjarnan will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Stjarnan

Örvar Eggertsson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Jannick Coehoorn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Robin Krügel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Deen Okanović plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Örvar Eggertsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Örvar Eggertsson signs something — a contract at Stjarnan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Match

Continental football is in reach for Stjarnan

35 points from position 5. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

The dugout

The manager makes Carlos Amaral a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Stjarnan. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Gergely Sulyok knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gergely Sulyok trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

280 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Vidar Johannsson breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A row about effort at Stjarnan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jannick Coehoorn was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Rafael Máni Þrastarson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stjarnan

Rino Grubišić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason linked with a move away

The name of Guðmundur Baldvin Nökkvason keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stjarnan say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A season on the outside for Rino Grubišić

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Stjarnan has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

279 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

60 days out for Vidar Johannsson after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stjarnan will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Stjarnan

Örvar Eggertsson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stjarnan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jannick Coehoorn is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Deen Okanović plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Örvar Eggertsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Örvar Eggertsson signs something — a contract at Stjarnan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Match

Stjarnan have something to play for

Position 5 on 35 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

278 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Vladimir Soucek signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Vladimir Soucek and Stjarnan agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Stjarnan

Robert Clark was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Viktor Elmar Gautason falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

275 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A falling-out at Stjarnan

Örvar Eggertsson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Stjarnan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Viktor Elmar Gautason was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Deen Okanović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alex Þór Hauksson loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Alex Þór Hauksson. Stjarnan will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

The dugout

When it matters, Deen Okanović plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Örvar Eggertsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Örvar Eggertsson signs something — a contract at Stjarnan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Boardroom

Stjarnan sign a deal worth $233.7K a year

Commercial news is the news nobody sings about and everything else is paid for with. The board will call it a partnership; the accountants will call it the difference between this squad and a smaller one.

Match

Stjarnan have something to play for

Position 5 on 35 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

Squad

The armband goes to Örvar Logi Örvarsson

A strip of cloth that decides nothing on the pitch and tells the dressing room whose opinion counts. The manager has made a statement without making one.

In brief

271 Edition

The Stjarnan Chronicle

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alex Þór Hauksson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alex Þór Hauksson and Stjarnan agree another 3 years.

Squad

Jannick Coehoorn falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stjarnan

Robert Clark and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Örvar Logi Örvarsson makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Robert Clark

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Deen Okanović gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Deen Okanović is on it.

Market

The Örvar Eggertsson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Örvar Eggertsson signs something — a contract at Stjarnan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Still no ink between Stjarnan and Robin Krügel

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Stjarnan, another week without a signature from Robin Krügel.

The dugout

A door opens for Rafael Máni Þrastarson

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

  • Match Stjarnan in the hunt for Europe
  • Boardroom The Stjarnan production line keeps running
  • Market The clock does Robert Clark’s negotiating for him