Andre Moukoudi

Left Forward - Fortuna Mfou U18
13 Sep 2028
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Andre Moukoudi

95 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jean Simplice Mbang in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Williams Yikat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Michael Fokou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Alex Mani Onguene gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Sebastian Arnaud knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fortuna Mfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The shop window has Jean Simplice Mbang in it

Fortuna Mfou have let the market know Jean Simplice Mbang can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

Back issues
41 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Williams Yikat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Suleiman Badaru was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Zaharaddeen Bello gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fortuna Mfou keep their word to Joseph Mbock

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Michael Fokou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Loan watch

6 goals on loan for Marc Tsala Ndi

23 appearances at Victoria United and the goals keep coming. Fortuna Mfou are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

38 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andre Moukoudi

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Fortuna Mfou lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Suleiman Badaru keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Fortuna Mfou may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fortuna Mfou

Zaharaddeen Bello and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Williams Yikat was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joseph Zene Zobo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joseph Zene Zobo, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Jean Pierre Nguele Nkotto has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Fortuna Mfou will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

37 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andre Moukoudi damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

18 days out for Jean Pierre Nguele Nkotto after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Fortuna Mfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at Fortuna Mfou

Suleiman Badaru was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Fortuna Mfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Raphaël Anaba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Michael Fokou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Loan watch

6 goals on loan for Marc Tsala Ndi

23 appearances at Victoria United and the goals keep coming. Fortuna Mfou are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

36 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Andre Moukoudi out for 34 days

34 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Fortuna Mfou lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Jean Pierre Nguele Nkotto breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A row about effort at Fortuna Mfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Raphaël Anaba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Junior Patrick Akongo Evouna, and the manager let it.

Market

A year gone for Kazobar Kasongo

The loan was meant to give him football. 1 games and 0 goals later he is back at Fortuna Mfou no further forward, and everybody involved will explain why it was not their doing.

The dugout

Joel Obi asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Marc Lafleur Essono gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marc Lafleur Essono is on it.

Market

The Williams Yikat talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Fortuna Mfou know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

35 Edition

The Fortuna Mfou Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andre Moukoudi

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Fortuna Mfou lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

32 days out for Jean Pierre Nguele Nkotto after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Fortuna Mfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Williams Yikat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fortuna Mfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Suleiman Badaru falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Kazobar Kasongo has seen enough of Victoria United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Fortuna Mfou, and 1 appearances in 29 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sebastian Arnaud

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastian Arnaud, and the manager let it.

In brief