Patrick Moukoudi

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18 Jun 2045
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Moukoudi

970 Edition

The Colombe du Dja et Lobo Post

27 Feb 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mamadou Sané

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colombe du Dja et Lobo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Cruel end for Aigle Royal de la Menoua as Colombe du Dja et Lobo pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Colombe du Dja et Lobo scored in the 92th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

Patrick Moukoudi scores twice — 8.15

Two goals and a mark of 8.15 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Desire Bassogog

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Colombe du Dja et Lobo make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Colombe du Dja et Lobo have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words at Colombe du Dja et Lobo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michael Chukwudi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
964 Edition

The Colombe du Dja et Lobo Post

16 Jan 2045
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mamadou Sané

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colombe du Dja et Lobo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Victoria United punish Colombe du Dja et Lobo for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Olivier Mbia will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Colombe du Dja et Lobo escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Squad

Franck Fai says Colombe du Dja et Lobo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Colombe du Dja et Lobo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michael Chukwudi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Embolo

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Patrick Moukoudi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Moukoudi and Colombe du Dja et Lobo agree another 1 years.

In brief

921 Edition

The Colombe du Dja et Lobo Post

21 Mar 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jonathan Mohammed says Colombe du Dja et Lobo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Collins Ganago asks to leave Colombe du Dja et Lobo

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Roman Raifegerste in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colombe du Dja et Lobo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

912 Edition

The Colombe du Dja et Lobo Post

18 Jan 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Patrick Embolo scores twice — 8.95

Two goals and a mark of 8.95 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Patrick Embolo

20 goals and a season average of 7.31 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

4 matches without a win for Colombe du Dja et Lobo

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Colombe du Dja et Lobo are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Roman Raifegerste in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colombe du Dja et Lobo this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Colombe du Dja et Lobo and Victoria United in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Hamidou Hamza falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Colombe du Dja et Lobo are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Honours even between Colombe du Dja et Lobo and Victoria United

4‑4, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Patrick Moukoudi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Moukoudi and Colombe du Dja et Lobo agree another 1 years.

In brief