Patrick Afful

Attacking Midfielder (L) - New Edubiase United
12 Dec 2040
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Patrick Afful

750 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

10 Dec 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Patrick Afful takes the afternoon — 8.35

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Patrick Afful provided it, and the 8.35 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

New Edubiase United lose Yacouba Ouattara

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Wa All Stars

Three points for New Edubiase United, 5‑4 the final word against Wa All Stars in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Amos Paintsil among the goals in a wild afternoon

9 goals in one match, Amos Paintsil on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of New Edubiase United and Wa All Stars.

Squad

Isaac Wakaso stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Isaac Wakaso and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

Back issues
749 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

3 Dec 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Yacouba Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Aduana Stars

Aduana Stars left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Patrick Afful answers Aduana Stars immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Patrick Afful had New Edubiase United level again within 2 minutes, and Aduana Stars never got to play with a lead at all.

Squad

Kamaldeen Mensah named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Kamaldeen Mensah is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

No hiding place for Jeffrey Owusu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jeffrey Owusu, and the manager let it.

In brief

748 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

26 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kamaldeen Mensah says New Edubiase United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against BA All Stars

BA All Stars left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

747 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

19 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Samuel Essien

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Yacouba Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

New Edubiase United get the job done against Medeama

A 1‑0 win over Medeama, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Joseph Mohammed signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joseph Mohammed commits to New Edubiase United for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Jonathan Boakye shuts the door

Defensive actions: 13, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Christian Addo has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

745 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

14 seasons of Yacouba Ouattara

362 appearances across 14 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and New Edubiase United know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Yacouba Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Hearts of Oak take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Abeiku Mensah signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Abeiku Mensah commits to New Edubiase United for another 3 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Francis Wakaso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francis Wakaso, and the manager let it.

Market

Afriyie Djiku is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at New Edubiase United has been clear about where Afriyie Djiku stands, which is more than many ever get.

Boardroom

$32.3K a year onto the New Edubiase United books

A new partner, a signature and a photograph nobody will remember. It funds a fortnight of wages, which is more than most headlines on this page can say for themselves.

Player ratings

The pass was always on for Felix Boateng

Chances created: 5. Somebody has to open a door before anybody can walk through it, and he spent the afternoon opening doors.

In brief

744 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

29 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Amos Wakaso's — 8.15

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.15, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Hasaacas

Hasaacas left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

743 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

22 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Jonathan Boakye, 34, rolls back the years — 7.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.91 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Yacouba Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

742 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

15 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Samuel Essien keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Berekum Chelsea

Three points for New Edubiase United, 2‑0 the final word against Berekum Chelsea in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Afful

Marked 8.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Christian Addo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Christian Addo, and the manager let it.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Daniel Bukari's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

741 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

8 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

New Edubiase United out of the cup

Asante Kotoko ended it 2‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Albert Owusu scores twice — 8.48

Two goals and a mark of 8.48 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Samuel Essien keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Abraham Eguavoen has been here 13 seasons

52 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yacouba Ouattara commits to New Edubiase United for another 2 years.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Felix Boateng — 7.94

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.94 beside his name.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Yacouba Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about New Edubiase United and Ashanti Gold in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Honours even between New Edubiase United and Ashanti Gold

4‑4, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

740 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

1 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

New Edubiase United tear Inter Allies apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑2 against Inter Allies, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Gladson Asamoah takes the afternoon — 8.73

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Gladson Asamoah provided it, and the 8.73 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful scores twice — 8.40

Two goals and a mark of 8.40 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

13 seasons of Abraham Eguavoen

52 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and New Edubiase United know what they have.

Player ratings

Jonathan Boakye, 34, rolls back the years — 7.98

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.98 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Amos Wakaso scored one and made one — 7.97

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.97, and 2 involvements.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

8 goals as New Edubiase United and Inter Allies go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between New Edubiase United and Inter Allies, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

No hiding place for Samuel Essien

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samuel Essien, and the manager let it.

In brief

739 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

24 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

New Edubiase United run riot against Bechem United

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jonathan Boakye yet — 8.00

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Yacouba Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Bechem United blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Bechem United tried to reorganise, New Edubiase United did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

Player ratings

Gladson Asamoah was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.30. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Amos Wakaso in the eights

A performance of 8.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Patrick Acquah for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. New Edubiase United will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

New Edubiase United pick somebody else ahead of Francis Wakaso

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Christian Addo has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

738 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

17 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No clean sheets in sight for New Edubiase United

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Jonathan Boakye goes up and wins it — 7.54

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.54 for the rest of it.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about New Edubiase United and Asante Kotoko in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Patrick Afful rescues a point for New Edubiase United

It needed Patrick Afful to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Asante Kotoko, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

727 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

2 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Afful is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. New Edubiase United will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

711 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

12 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Samuel Acquah says New Edubiase United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Amos Wakaso’s goal not enough for New Edubiase United

Amos Wakaso scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to BA All Stars, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Samuel Bukari signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Samuel Bukari commits to New Edubiase United for another 2 years.

Squad

When it matters, Eric Oteng plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

710 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Yacouba Ouattara yet — 7.83

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.83 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Patrick Afful is carrying New Edubiase United

16 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yacouba Ouattara and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United get the job done against Medeama

A 3‑2 win over Medeama, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

New Edubiase United pick somebody else ahead of Francis Wakaso

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

709 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

27 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Samuel Essien keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Yacouba Ouattara, 34, rolls back the years — 8.07

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.07 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Honours even between New Edubiase United and WAFA

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Francis Wakaso

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

708 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

20 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Daniel Bukari keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

5 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Hearts of Oak take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Harrison Wakaso signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Harrison Wakaso and New Edubiase United agree another 3 years.

In brief

707 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

13 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

A brace, and Amos Wakaso takes the afternoon — 8.31

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Amos Wakaso provided it, and the 8.31 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Yacouba Ouattara, 34, rolls back the years — 8.11

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.11 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Jonathan Boakye pops up at the right end — 7.76

7.76, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Match

Hasaacas take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 5‑6, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

The wait goes on for New Edubiase United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

11 goals as New Edubiase United and Hasaacas go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 11 goals between New Edubiase United and Hasaacas, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

706 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

6 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara has been here 13 seasons

350 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Patrick Afful is carrying New Edubiase United

16 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Gladson Asamoah stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gladson Asamoah and New Edubiase United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United share the spoils with Heart of Lions

A 2‑2 draw with Heart of Lions leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Amos Wakaso runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

705 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

30 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Samuel Essien keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Patrick Afful is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

704 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

23 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Samuel Essien keeps New Edubiase United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Yacouba Ouattara yet — 8.17

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.17 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Thomas Mensah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ashanti Gold take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Patrick Afful is carrying New Edubiase United

14 goals and a season average of 7.29. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

703 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

16 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Both of them Patrick Afful's — 8.30

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.30, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Samuel Essien

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Still nobody has beaten New Edubiase United

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

New Edubiase United get the job done against Inter Allies

A 3‑2 win over Inter Allies, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Patrick Afful

13 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

No time for Inter Allies to settle

The goal that put Inter Allies ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when New Edubiase United equalised, 3 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Squad

Francis Adjei signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Francis Adjei commits to New Edubiase United for another 3 years.

In brief

701 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

2 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Yacouba Ouattara, 33, rolls back the years — 7.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.96 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Patrick Afful is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. New Edubiase United will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Jonathan Boakye signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jonathan Boakye and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as New Edubiase United and Asante Kotoko go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between New Edubiase United and Asante Kotoko, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Patrick Afful is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.24 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

700 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

26 Dec 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A 3-goal lead gone for New Edubiase United

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Liberty Professionals kept coming because nothing stopped them, and New Edubiase United will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

Jeffrey Essien scores twice — 9.07

Two goals and a mark of 9.07 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gladson Asamoah ran the middle of the pitch — 7.73

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 12 combined actions and a mark of 7.73, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Match

New Edubiase United share the spoils with Liberty Professionals

A 5‑5 draw with Liberty Professionals leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Afful

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Patrick Afful is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.20 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

A long afternoon for Samuel Essien

Beaten 5 times, with 5 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

Squad

Jonathan Boakye has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

699 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

19 Dec 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Nobody wants to play New Edubiase United right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

New Edubiase United get the job done against Great Olympics

A 5‑3 win over Great Olympics, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Patrick Afful among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Patrick Afful on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of New Edubiase United and Great Olympics.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gladson Asamoah

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Samuel Essien

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samuel Essien, and the manager let it.

Squad

When it matters, Eric Oteng plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Francis Wakaso dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

697 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Dec 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Albert Owusu has been here 12 seasons

103 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Aduana Stars

Three points for New Edubiase United, 1‑0 the final word against Aduana Stars in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Christian Amoah

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Harrison Adjei stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Harrison Adjei and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Yacouba Ouattara

A mark of 7.68, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

695 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

21 Nov 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

New Edubiase United throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Medeama the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that New Edubiase United will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Samuel Essien

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for New Edubiase United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Jeffrey Owusu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jeffrey Owusu and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Patrick Afful

7.72, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. New Edubiase United had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Match

New Edubiase United share the spoils with Medeama

A 2‑2 draw with Medeama leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

693 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

7 Nov 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Bernard Essien out for 25 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason New Edubiase United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Patrick Afful signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Afful and New Edubiase United agree another 4 years.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Hearts of Oak

1‑2 to Hearts of Oak, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Gladson Asamoah takes the honours

Marked 7.66 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, New Edubiase United had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Patrick Afful named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Patrick Afful is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

692 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

31 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Bernard Essien out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason New Edubiase United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as New Edubiase United and Hasaacas go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between New Edubiase United and Hasaacas, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

New Edubiase United make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

New Edubiase United and Hasaacas take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Emmanuel Inusah signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Emmanuel Inusah and New Edubiase United agree another 3 years.

In brief

691 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

24 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Heart of Lions take the points off New Edubiase United

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about New Edubiase United and Heart of Lions in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Kamaldeen Mensah gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A long afternoon for Samuel Essien

Beaten 4 times, with 2 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

In brief

690 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

17 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Berekum Chelsea

Three points for New Edubiase United, 3‑1 the final word against Berekum Chelsea in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

689 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

10 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Eric Oteng damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

New Edubiase United out of the cup

Asante Kotoko ended it 2‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Samuel Essien

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Both of them Patrick Afful's — 8.40

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.40, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

New Edubiase United leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Patrick Afful the difference as New Edubiase United beat Ashanti Gold

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Patrick Afful. 3‑2 against Ashanti Gold, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Eric Oteng has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nana Addo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

688 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

3 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Oteng damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

12 seasons of Abraham Eguavoen

51 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and New Edubiase United know what they have.

Player ratings

Yacouba Ouattara, 33, rolls back the years — 7.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.82 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Eric Oteng stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Oteng and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for New Edubiase United

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

In brief

687 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

26 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eric Oteng damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at New Edubiase United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

A brace, and Yacouba Ouattara takes the afternoon — 8.23

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Yacouba Ouattara provided it, and the 8.23 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Yacouba Ouattara rescues a point for New Edubiase United

It needed Yacouba Ouattara to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Bechem United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Francis Wakaso

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

New Edubiase United pick somebody else ahead of Francis Wakaso

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

686 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

19 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eric Oteng damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about New Edubiase United and Asante Kotoko in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Honours even between New Edubiase United and Asante Kotoko

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Mohammed Ofori signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mohammed Ofori commits to New Edubiase United for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

685 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

12 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Eric Oteng damages knee ligaments — 46 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 46 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Yacouba Ouattara's — 8.14

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.14, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

New Edubiase United get the job done against Liberty Professionals

A 6‑4 win over Liberty Professionals, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Yacouba Ouattara among the goals in a wild afternoon

10 goals in one match, Yacouba Ouattara on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of New Edubiase United and Liberty Professionals.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.44. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gladson Asamoah

Marked 8.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Bernard Baba signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bernard Baba and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Eric Oteng has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

684 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

5 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eric Oteng damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Eric Oteng has been here 13 seasons

392 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

10 academy players handed senior numbers at New Edubiase United

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Great Olympics

Great Olympics left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

One of our own: Francis Paintsil joins the New Edubiase United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Francis Paintsil is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Nana Afful joins the New Edubiase United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Nana Afful is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

661 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

28 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yacouba Ouattara damages knee ligaments — 127 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 127 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the New Edubiase United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Samuel Essien

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Joseph Mohammed keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United share the spoils with Wa All Stars

A 1‑1 draw with Wa All Stars leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

660 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

21 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yacouba Ouattara

134 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

New Edubiase United sink to position 15

22 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Patrick Afful

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

New Edubiase United and Aduana Stars take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Eric Oteng has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at New Edubiase United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

659 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

14 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yacouba Ouattara

141 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

New Edubiase United let it slip despite Yacouba Ouattara

Yacouba Ouattara had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and BA All Stars were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

3 goals for Yacouba Ouattara

The match ball belongs to Yacouba Ouattara, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Samuel Essien

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Yacouba Ouattara yet — 8.33

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.33 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against BA All Stars

6‑7 to BA All Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Christian Addo has a hand in both — 7.72

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.72, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful scored one and made one — 7.94

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.94, and 2 involvements.

In brief

658 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

7 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A day Amos Paintsil will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

No mercy from New Edubiase United

Medeama will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. New Edubiase United were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Baba Essien

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Baba Essien has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Eric Oteng stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Oteng and New Edubiase United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about New Edubiase United and Medeama in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Boardroom

$2.8M taken back off the New Edubiase United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Player ratings

The pass was always on for Patrick Afful

Chances created: 6. Somebody has to open a door before anybody can walk through it, and he spent the afternoon opening doors.

In brief

657 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

28 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Samuel Essien

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to New Edubiase United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at New Edubiase United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Nana Addo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” New Edubiase United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Amos Wakaso among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Amos Wakaso on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of New Edubiase United and WAFA.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against WAFA

2‑4 to WAFA, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Afful

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

656 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

21 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

New Edubiase United sink to position 15

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

The wait goes on for New Edubiase United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Francis Wakaso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

655 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

14 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

New Edubiase United are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

4 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Patrick Afful’s goal not enough for New Edubiase United

Patrick Afful scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Hasaacas, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Isaac Wakaso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

New Edubiase United pick somebody else ahead of Joseph Wakaso

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Patrick Afful runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 7. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

654 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

7 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United put Baba Essien on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

New Edubiase United let it slip despite Amos Wakaso

Amos Wakaso had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Heart of Lions were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

Christian Addo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” New Edubiase United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Yacouba Ouattara, 33, rolls back the years — 8.13

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.13 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for New Edubiase United

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Heart of Lions

Heart of Lions left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Patrick Afful at his very best

Marked 8.34. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at New Edubiase United.

In brief

653 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

31 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at New Edubiase United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for New Edubiase United

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Berekum Chelsea

Berekum Chelsea left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yacouba Ouattara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

652 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

24 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

62 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

New Edubiase United let it slip despite Yacouba Ouattara

Yacouba Ouattara had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Ashanti Gold were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Match

New Edubiase United sink to position 14

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Eric Oteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against Ashanti Gold

2‑3 to Ashanti Gold, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Patrick Afful falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

651 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

17 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Sulemana

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

3 goals for Patrick Afful

The match ball belongs to Patrick Afful, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Kamaldeen Mensah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Eric Oteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

New Edubiase United see off Inter Allies

Three points for New Edubiase United, 3‑2 the final word against Inter Allies in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief