The Bidco United Herald
Match12 Sep 2026
No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win
7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.
Squad14 Sep 2026
6 saves: John Otieno was the team
Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.
Match12 Sep 2026
The goals have deserted Bidco United
6 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Bidco United can tell you which week it ends in.
Squad14 Sep 2026
A row about effort at Bidco United
Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Kakai was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.
Match12 Sep 2026
Bidco United come up short against Kakamega Homeboyz
Kakamega Homeboyz left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.
Market14 Sep 2026
One of our own: Clinton Kagere joins the Bidco United first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Clinton Kagere is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market14 Sep 2026
Duncan Mulee steps up from the Bidco United academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Duncan Mulee has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Tempers go at Bidco United
Wasi Ngala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Bidco United are still strangers to each other
10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.
In brief
- The dugout Samuel Kibwage: “No excuses”
- The dugout No hiding place for Michael Bodo
- Player ratings Nobody could get near Christopher Raila