Jonas Lien

Striker - Alanyaspor
18 Sep 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Jonas Lien

106 Edition

The Alanyaspor Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Martín Pino

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Alanyaspor lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Bahadır Öztürk out for 88 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Alanyaspor will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Alejandro Garay at Alanyaspor

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Alejandro Garay is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Gaïus Makouta wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Alanyaspor hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Alanyaspor sign Ahmet Sivri for $720.0K

The paperwork is done: Ahmet Sivri joins from Fatih Karagumruk in a deal worth $720.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Alanyaspor

Martín Pino was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
105 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Valerenga are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 34 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Meliga Promise, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.23

A mark of 8.23 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Valerenga say no — this time

The offer from Mjondalen for Jonas Lien was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Brice Ambina falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Carl Lange in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Meliga Promise sends Valerenga past Aalesund

It finished 2‑1, and it was Meliga Promise’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valerenga.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Meliga Promise

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

No hiding place for Sebastian Jarl

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sebastian Jarl, and the manager let it.

In brief

104 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Alex Král was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

IK Start are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Valerenga will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brice Ambina is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Mjondalen watching Jonas Lien

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Valerenga have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohamed Ofkir

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Taha Usman has seen enough of OB

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Valerenga, and 1 appearances in 25 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

A promise honoured for Éverton

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Valerenga told Éverton something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Match

Valerenga share the spoils with Bodo/Glimt

A 1‑1 draw with Bodo/Glimt leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

89 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vegar Eggen Hedenstad is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Valerenga tie Aron Elyounoussi down

A new deal for the man in the dugout, and the clearest thing a board can say without calling a press conference about it. Stability is cheap to promise and expensive to deliver.

Match

The wait goes on for Valerenga

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Alex Král in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Valerenga

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Brice Ambina falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Tobias Berge steps up from the Valerenga academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Tobias Berge has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Jonas Lien joins the Valerenga first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Jonas Lien is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Valerenga promote Mathias Sorloth from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Mathias Sorloth has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief