The Holstein Kiel Chronicle
Match25 Sep 2027
No end in sight to Holstein Kiel's wait for a win
14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Holstein Kiel has to find a result from somewhere.
Match22 Sep 2027
Holstein Kiel out of the cup
SC Paderborn ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.
Squad27 Sep 2027
Tempers go at Holstein Kiel
Leandro Brey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Squad27 Sep 2027
Words at Holstein Kiel training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adrián Kaprálik is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
Match25 Sep 2027
The goals have deserted Holstein Kiel
3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Holstein Kiel can tell you which week it ends in.
Match25 Sep 2027
A bad afternoon for Holstein Kiel against Darmstadt 98
0‑2 to Darmstadt 98, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.
Squad27 Sep 2027
A muscle injury and 14 days out for Philipp Krüger
The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Holstein Kiel will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.
The dugout27 Sep 2027
The manager makes an example of Steven Skrzybski
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Loan watch27 Sep 2027
Luca Prasse has seen enough of Eintracht Braunschweig
“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Holstein Kiel, and 2 appearances in 10 say he has earned the hearing.
In brief
- The dugout Alexander Otto answers for it
- The dugout Mahmoud Dahoud knocks on the manager's door
- The dugout No place in the plan for Adrián Kaprálik