Marcus Singh

Defensive Midfielder - Valerenga
28 Jul 2042
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Marked for Marcus Singh

827 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

2 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luca Ferretti

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valerenga lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

David Miranda keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bogdan Stanciu

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Sven Bouland, 36, rolls back the years — 8.31

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.31 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Sven Bouland signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sven Bouland and Valerenga agree another 2 years.

Match

Valerenga see off Sarpsborg 08

Three points for Valerenga, 1‑0 the final word against Sarpsborg 08 in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Stian Normann runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The clock does Stian Normann’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Valerenga could ask drops and the wages Stian Normann can ask rise.

Market

The Marcus Singh story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Marcus Singh signs something — a contract at Valerenga or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Valerenga production line keeps running
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Sven Bouland
Back issues
807 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

13 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stian Normann

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valerenga lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Aron Sorloth says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Magnus Henriksen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francisco Cabeçana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Edvard Tagseth was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mateusz Mikulski brings the grey hairs Valerenga lacked

At 37, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

799 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

18 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Facundo Villarreal

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valerenga lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Birger Hauge says Valerenga went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Magnus Henriksen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Magnus Henriksen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Brahima Diarra falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Gustav Bjerge wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valerenga know it.

Market

Still no ink between Valerenga and Gustav Bjerge

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Valerenga, another week without a signature from Gustav Bjerge.

In brief

778 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

24 Jun 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Valerenga

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Kirill Yershov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Magnus Daehli — 7.93

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.93 beside his name.

Player ratings

Pladi Nzinga-Pambani shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brahima Diarra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Christos Karanatsios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Valerenga get the job done against Stabaek

A 2‑0 win over Stabaek, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Valerenga lose Erling Henriksen

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Niklas Fuglestad runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

770 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

29 Apr 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Bjorn Normann breaks a bone — 56 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 56 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Valerenga counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Valerenga now.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Facundo Villarreal yet — 7.82

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.82 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Kirill Yershov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Brahima Diarra falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Valerenga get the job done against IK Start

A 3‑2 win over IK Start, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Magnus Daehli at his very best

Marked 8.23. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Valerenga.

Squad

Facundo Villarreal wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Valerenga know it.

Squad

Luca Ferretti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

761 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

25 Feb 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Razvan Puscas asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Valerenga move for the manager

The approach has been made to Shooting Stars and the answer is somebody else's to give. These things are settled in private and reported in public, usually in that order.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brahima Diarra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Eyes on Magnus Daehli again

The phone has started ringing about Magnus Daehli again, and this time the name on the line is Stromsgodset. Valerenga are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Marcus Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Valerenga buy the years ahead of Christian De Bruyne

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

755 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

14 Jan 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Razvan Puscas out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valerenga will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Stian Normann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcus Berge

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcus Berge will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Valerenga the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Christos Karanatsios in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francisco Cabeçana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Marcus Singh out for 21 days

The medical room confirms 21 days on the sidelines for Marcus Singh, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

754 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

7 Jan 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Valerenga boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Valerenga can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

A fracture rules Razvan Puscas out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valerenga will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jens Erling Risvand has been here 15 seasons

34 appearances across 15 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Remo Aebischer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Issa Dramé keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

The Valerenga board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Boardroom

Valerenga counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Valerenga now.

Squad

Bjorn Singh out for 40 days

The medical room confirms 40 days on the sidelines for Bjorn Singh, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

751 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

17 Dec 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Razvan Puscas out for 60 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valerenga will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Stian Normann asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Marcus Berge has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valerenga they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francisco Cabeçana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tobias Hedl gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Valerenga lose Marcus Singh

49 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

750 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

10 Dec 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Razvan Puscas out for 67 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valerenga will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Valerenga

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Valerenga is running low.

Squad

Kirill Schetinin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Alessandro Rinaldi would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Alessandro Rinaldi is living that version at Valerenga, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

Valerenga counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Valerenga now.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Carlos Gallego is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

107% of the income goes out in wages at Valerenga

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Talks stall between Valerenga and Leon Elliott

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Valerenga shop where it costs nothing

Alessandro Rinaldi signs, and the fee column stays empty. Deals like this look small in July and clever by March — or they are never mentioned again.

In brief

746 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

12 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Razvan Puscas out for 95 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valerenga will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tobias Hedl puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Valerenga counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Valerenga now.

Squad

Juan Moreno falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Valerenga

Day 11 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Boardroom

Wages eat 120% of everything Valerenga earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Adam Morris knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Adam Morris trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

A promise honoured for Marcus Berge

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Valerenga told Marcus Berge something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Boardroom

Valerenga keep producing them

174 graduates from an academy now rated 15 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

745 Edition

The Valerenga Gazette

5 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Valerenga

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

A fracture rules Razvan Puscas out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valerenga will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Kirill Schetinin asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Valerenga

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Valerenga

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Valerenga for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Marcus Singh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Valerenga training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Moreno is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Facundo Villarreal for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Valerenga will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief