Florian Thomas

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Marked for Florian Thomas

748 Edition

The Slavia Prague Gazette

26 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Timothée Pembélé damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Lukáš Vorlický out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slavia Prague will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

David Zima says Slavia Prague went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The cup run ends for Slavia Prague

1‑3 against Slovacko, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

No end in sight to Slavia Prague's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Slavia Prague has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Slavia Prague

David Zima was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Michal Stanek runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hermann Diandaga

Marked 8.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Wages eat 100% of everything Slavia Prague earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

Back issues
742 Edition

The Slavia Prague Gazette

15 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Timothée Pembélé

76 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slavia Prague lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Lukáš Vorlický out for 91 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slavia Prague will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Bogdan Petrović scores twice — 9.06

Two goals and a mark of 9.06 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Jan Vydra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slavia Prague they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Slavia Prague

David Zima was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Slavia Prague see off Zbrojovka Brno

Three points for Slavia Prague, 4‑3 the final word against Zbrojovka Brno in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Slavia Prague and Zbrojovka Brno in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

John Mercado falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

6 unbeaten for Slavia Prague

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Slavia Prague did not have in the autumn.

In brief

741 Edition

The Slavia Prague Gazette

8 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Timothée Pembélé damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Lukáš Vorlický breaks a bone — 99 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 99 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Slavia Prague's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Slavia Prague has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Adam Ondrášek keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slavia Prague may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

David Zima in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slavia Prague this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ales Coufal

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ales Coufal will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Slavia Prague the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Slavia Prague beat the market to Daniele Lulaj from Viktoria Plzen

Viktoria Plzen will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Daniele Lulaj has pre-agreed a move to Slavia Prague, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Adi Yona — 6.78

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 10 actions, 6.78, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Market

A long bet from Slavia Prague on Laurent Hazard

He is 19, and nobody at Slavia Prague signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

689 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

10 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Michalis Pardalos

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kifisia

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kifisia are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kifisia are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kifisia against AEL Larisa

0‑2 to AEL Larisa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Zacharias Petousis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

687 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

26 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Florian Thomas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Florian Thomas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kifisia the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

PAOK take the points off Kifisia

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kifisia and PAOK in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

685 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

12 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Kifisia leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Miroslav Vaněček in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kifisia and Atromitos take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

No place for Apostolos Papastathopulos in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Apostolos Papastathopulos has his answer from Kifisia; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Market

The Zacharias Petousis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Zacharias Petousis signs something — a contract at Kifisia or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

683 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

29 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Florian Thomas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kifisia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Kifisia leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Kifisia and Aris Thessaloniki go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Kifisia and Aris Thessaloniki, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kifisia against Aris Thessaloniki

2‑4 to Aris Thessaloniki, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Kifisia

12 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Kifisia promote Dimitrios Tsadjaris from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Dimitrios Tsadjaris has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

679 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

1 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 93 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 93 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kifisia boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Florian Thomas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kifisia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Real improvement from Donny Promes at Kifisia

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Donny Promes is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

675 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

4 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kifisia

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kifisia is running low.

Market

Florian Thomas is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kifisia is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Donny Promes is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Efthymios Lampropoulos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Efthymios Lampropoulos and Kifisia agree another 2 years.

In brief

673 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

20 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

671 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

6 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Pardalos out for 16 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kifisia can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kifisia

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kifisia

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kifisia is running low.

Market

Olympiacos come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Kifisia did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Miroslav Vaněček in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thanasis Papastathopulos signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thanasis Papastathopulos commits to Kifisia for another 2 years.

Market

No place for Vasileios Papagiannopoulos in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Vasileios Papagiannopoulos has his answer from Kifisia; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

667 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

9 May 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Pardalos out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Tiago Manso was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Turaç Böke falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

663 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

11 Apr 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Pardalos out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Kostas Argyropoulos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kifisia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

659 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

14 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michalis Pardalos breaks a bone — 100 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 100 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Stan Sainsbury: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kifisia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

656 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

21 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michalis Pardalos breaks a bone — 121 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 121 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Kifisia win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 91th minute. Levadiakos will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Player ratings

A brace, and Zacharias Petousis takes the afternoon — 8.41

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Zacharias Petousis provided it, and the 8.41 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vasileios Papagiannopoulos

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kifisia leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Kifisia find a way past Levadiakos

Levadiakos made Kifisia work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Turaç Böke falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Florian Thomas

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

655 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

14 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michalis Pardalos breaks a bone — 128 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 128 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Ioannis Tachtsidis's — 8.90

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.90, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kifisia

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kifisia are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kifisia and Olympiacos in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Turaç Böke is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kifisia are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Turaç Böke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Zacharias Petousis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

654 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

7 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michalis Pardalos breaks a bone — 135 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 135 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Tiago Manso was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Kifisia and Panathinaikos go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Kifisia and Panathinaikos, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Kifisia come up short against Panathinaikos

Panathinaikos left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Turaç Böke falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Aaron Nour at his very best

Marked 8.34. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kifisia.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Luciano Maidana

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Zacharias Petousis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Dimitris Theodoridis question follows Kifisia around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Dimitris Theodoridis’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

653 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

31 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Kifisia spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos keeps Kifisia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tiago Manso in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief