Ruben Lien

Striker - Valerenga
22 Apr 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ruben Lien

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The Valerenga Gazette

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Door shut on Žan Vipotnik

Valerenga asked and Leicester City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Terms done: Taha Usman is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Viking waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Valerenga is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Haakon Sørum puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Valerenga bid $180.0K for Torje Naustdal

The offer went to Viking this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Business is business: Lorents Apold-Aasen goes

Molde paid $550.0K and Valerenga took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Transfer targets

Valerenga baulk at the price for Ethan Amundsen-Day

HamKam wanted more than $130.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Valerenga are still strangers to each other

9 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Loan watch

Jonas Bohinen wants to come home

“I did not go to HB Køge to sit and watch. I want to come back to Valerenga and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 11 matches say the rest.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Tiago Silva was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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The Valerenga Gazette

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From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Kristian Onsrud puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valerenga, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Ghayas Zahid frozen out at Valerenga

This is not rotation. Ghayas Zahid has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Valerenga is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Valerenga

Petter Strand was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Valerenga

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Haniel Samson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Valerenga

Something was said to Petter Strand and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kolbeinn Birgir Finnsson is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ruben Lien

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Aaron Kiil Olsen story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Aaron Kiil Olsen signs something — a contract at Valerenga or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Talks stall between Valerenga and Haakon Sørum

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

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Squad

A falling-out at Valerenga

Henrik Skogvold and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Henrik Skogvold plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Gabriel Oddvar Opsahl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ruben Lien

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Sebastian Jarl asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Mathias Grundetjern question follows Valerenga around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Mathias Grundetjern’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Valerenga put Brice Ambina up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Brice Ambina may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Ruben Lien: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Valerenga will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

Boardroom

Valerenga keep producing them

14 graduates from an academy now rated 15 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Brice Ambina asks to leave Valerenga

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Ulrik Gjøslien Martins keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valerenga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Whatever happens, Valerenga do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Henrik Skogvold in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

5 academy graduates step up at Valerenga

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Squad

Ghayas Zahid falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ante Vuković

Valerenga asked and AEK said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

One of our own: Ruben Lien joins the Valerenga first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ruben Lien is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Valerenga promote Jonas Linnes from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jonas Linnes has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief