Joseph Wright

Central Defender - Birmingham
2 Feb 2042
Sunday
Process

Marked for Joseph Wright

754 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

7 Jan 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

16 seasons of Jay Stansfield

583 appearances across 16 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Birmingham know what they have.

Market

Blake Irow moves on

Manchester City pay $9.9M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Jay Stansfield raises the bar for Birmingham

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Birmingham heard it as anything else.

Squad

Jay Stansfield stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jay Stansfield and Birmingham agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Everton take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Michael Laffey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andy Batioja

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Birmingham training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Wright is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Riquelme Thompson-Jones linked with a move away

The name of Riquelme Thompson-Jones keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birmingham say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
752 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

24 Dec 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Jim Thwaites shuts the door

Defensive actions: 25, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Blake Irow was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Birmingham training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jay Stansfield is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Tyler Dibling

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tyler Dibling, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Joseph Wright

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Birmingham get the job done against Manchester City

A 1‑0 win over Manchester City, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

When it matters, Tyler Dibling plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Tyler Dibling talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Birmingham know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Kristoffer Lund

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 12 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

747 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

19 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Jay Stansfield, 38, rolls back the years — 8.09

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.09 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tyler Dibling in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ayden Heaven has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Birmingham will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Birmingham share the spoils with Burnley

A 2‑2 draw with Burnley leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Joseph Wright falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Michael Laffey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

744 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

29 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Blake Irow

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The terraces

Anger at Birmingham spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Birmingham sink to position 17

4 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrej Đokanović out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birmingham will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Joseph Wright: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birmingham have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Andy Batioja yet — 7.80

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Tyler Dibling was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Leeds United take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

737 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

10 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Blake Irow keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrej Đokanović out for 76 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birmingham will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Birmingham's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birmingham has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tyler Dibling in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jay Stansfield falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jim Thwaites

23 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Yannick De Bruyne did the work nobody counts — 6.59

12 combined actions and 6.59. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Player ratings

Joseph Wright shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Riquelme Thompson-Jones

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

724 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

11 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yannick De Bruyne damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Edward Reid

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Edward Reid will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birmingham the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Edward Reid has agreed to leave Birmingham for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Blake Irow in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jay Stansfield falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Joseph Wright signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joseph Wright commits to Birmingham for another 3 years.

In brief