El Sayed Ashour

Right Forward - Kariobangi Sharks
8 Sep 2031
Monday
Process

Marked for El Sayed Ashour

265 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

El Sayed Ashour has said yes to Sofapaka

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Kariobangi Sharks have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

6 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Kevin Juma says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks say no — this time

The offer from APS Bomet for Brian Olang'o was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kariobangi Sharks

Lucan Louw and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Kariobangi Sharks counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Kariobangi Sharks now.

Match

The goals have deserted Kariobangi Sharks

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Kariobangi Sharks can tell you which week it ends in.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ben Saul

Kariobangi Sharks asked and Mathare United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Wages eat 100% of everything Kariobangi Sharks earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

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The Kariobangi Sharks Post

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

El Sayed Ashour has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kariobangi Sharks they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kariobangi Sharks

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kariobangi Sharks are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Mark Shaban was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kariobangi Sharks

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bukho Mkalipi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

AFC Leopards take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Ally Salum Omar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Bukho Mkalipi is carrying Kariobangi Sharks

9 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The dugout

Joseph Karisa faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joseph Karisa after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

When it matters, Rajab Omar plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

261 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mohammed Barisa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

El Sayed Ashour has said yes to Muranga Seal

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Kariobangi Sharks have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Franklin Middleton says Kariobangi Sharks went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kariobangi Sharks

Lucan Louw and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Kariobangi Sharks counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Kariobangi Sharks now.

Squad

Bukho Mkalipi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sergio Sardinha

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergio Sardinha, and the manager let it.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Lucan Louw

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 101% of the Kariobangi Sharks income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

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21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Kariobangi Sharks up to position 3

42 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks say no — this time

The offer from APS Bomet for Brian Olang'o was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Lucan Louw was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kariobangi Sharks

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bukho Mkalipi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Eyes on El Sayed Ashour again

The phone has started ringing about El Sayed Ashour again, and this time the name on the line is Muranga Seal. Kariobangi Sharks are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

Lucan Louw stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.45 on the card, and the Kariobangi Sharks support went home talking about one name.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ian Karani

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Joseph Karisa was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Kariobangi Sharks dressing room was either.

The dugout

Abba Dali knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Kariobangi Sharks, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

258 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

El Sayed Ashour has said yes to Sofapaka

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Kariobangi Sharks have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Sanchez Phillips asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Brian Olang'o has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kariobangi Sharks they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Mark Shaban was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kariobangi Sharks

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bukho Mkalipi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Eric Ouma

Kariobangi Sharks asked and KCB said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Victor Haki the difference as Kariobangi Sharks beat Bidco United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Victor Haki. 1‑0 against Bidco United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Victor Haki

Marked 8.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

No hiding place for Erick Manyama

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Erick Manyama, and the manager let it.

In brief

257 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Sumeet Goundar asks to leave Kariobangi Sharks

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Lucan Louw was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kariobangi Sharks

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

A row about effort at Kariobangi Sharks

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bukho Mkalipi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Mathare United take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Sofapaka join the queue for El Sayed Ashour

Add another name to the list: Sofapaka have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about El Sayed Ashour. The answer from Kariobangi Sharks has not changed — yet.

The dugout

Mohammed Barisa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 105% of the Kariobangi Sharks income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Bukho Mkalipi

7 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

254 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

El Sayed Ashour has said yes to Bidco United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Kariobangi Sharks have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Lucan Louw in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Kariobangi Sharks

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bukho Mkalipi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Eric Ouma

Kariobangi Sharks asked and KCB said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Shabana take the points off Kariobangi Sharks

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Sergio Sardinha gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Joseph Karisa answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Abba Dali is still paying for one afternoon at Kariobangi Sharks

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

The form table has caught Erick Manyama

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

253 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Sanchez Phillips: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kariobangi Sharks have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Lucan Louw was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Kariobangi Sharks

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Eyes on El Sayed Ashour again

The phone has started ringing about El Sayed Ashour again, and this time the name on the line is Bidco United. Kariobangi Sharks are listening politely and promising nothing.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 111% of the Kariobangi Sharks income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

The half-term report on Kariobangi Sharks

Position 4, 29 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

The dugout

Mohammed Barisa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Ian Karani

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Ian Karani has come out of that comparison in the side, and Kariobangi Sharks have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Match

Honours even between Kariobangi Sharks and Gor Mahia

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Abba Dali asks for a word with the manager
  • Squad Franklin Middleton falls out with a teammate over standards
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The Kariobangi Sharks Post

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The cup run ends for Kariobangi Sharks

0‑1 against Shabana, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

6 saves: Brian Olang'o was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

El Sayed Ashour is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Lucan Louw in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bukho Mkalipi sends Kariobangi Sharks past Sofapaka

It finished 2‑0, and it was Bukho Mkalipi’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kariobangi Sharks.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Bukho Mkalipi at his very best

Marked 8.20. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kariobangi Sharks.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Lucan Louw at his very best

Marked 8.03. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kariobangi Sharks.

Player ratings

Eric Mensah runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

An own goal to forget for El Sayed Ashour

The one goal a footballer does not get to celebrate and does not get to forget either. His name is in the wrong column and nothing about it was meant.

In brief

246 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sergio Sardinha

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kariobangi Sharks lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Ally Salum Omar settles it late for Kariobangi Sharks

The 87th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Ally Salum Omar decided nobody was going anywhere. AFC Leopards had no time left to answer.

Match

Whatever happens, Kariobangi Sharks do not lose

11 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Only the photograph left for El Sayed Ashour

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. El Sayed Ashour will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kariobangi Sharks the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Lucan Louw in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kariobangi Sharks this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bukho Mkalipi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks find a way past AFC Leopards

AFC Leopards made Kariobangi Sharks work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

The drought breaks for Kariobangi Sharks

5 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and AFC Leopards were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Player ratings

Rajab Omar ran the middle of the pitch — 7.04

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 11 combined actions and a mark of 7.04, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

In brief

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The Kariobangi Sharks Post

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sergio Sardinha damages knee ligaments — 61 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 61 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Whatever happens, Kariobangi Sharks do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

El Sayed Ashour is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Mark Shaban was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Mark Shaban ran the middle of the pitch — 6.93

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 14 combined actions and a mark of 6.93, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Bukho Mkalipi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of John Jesus Ekong

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Joseph Karisa on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Joseph Karisa after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

238 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sergio Sardinha

89 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kariobangi Sharks lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

El Sayed Ashour is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Kariobangi Sharks

Mark Shaban was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Kariobangi Sharks

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Franklin Middleton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Joseph Karisa chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

When it matters, Rajab Omar plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Kariobangi Sharks and Mara Sugar cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Mara Sugar came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

Ian Karani linked with a move away

The name of Ian Karani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kariobangi Sharks say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

235 Edition

The Kariobangi Sharks Post

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sergio Sardinha

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kariobangi Sharks lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

El Sayed Ashour agrees terms with Sofapaka

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Kariobangi Sharks people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Patillah Omoto puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Kariobangi Sharks, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Brian Olang'o is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Ally Salum Omar faces a manager he fell out with

They have worked together before and it did not end well. Nobody at Kariobangi Sharks expects the new manager to have forgotten, least of all Ally Salum Omar.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kariobangi Sharks

Mark Shaban and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Kariobangi Sharks training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Franklin Middleton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Ally Salum Omar story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ally Salum Omar signs something — a contract at Kariobangi Sharks or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Abba Dali needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Kariobangi Sharks know which stage they are at.

In brief