Umar Osimhen

Goalkeeper - Bayelsa United
17 Mar 2033
Thursday
Process

Marked for Umar Osimhen

345 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

7 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kenneth Sheddy

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayelsa United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Christian Dawariomi keeps Bayelsa United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted Bayelsa United

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Bayelsa United can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Ibrahim Tanko makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Player ratings

Shodeinde Moses runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Bayelsa United and Kwara United cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Kwara United came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

The dugout

Bayelsa United pick somebody else ahead of Odion Nwakali

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

Back issues
344 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kenneth Sheddy

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayelsa United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Bayelsa United taken apart

0‑4 to Kano Pillars, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Kenneth Sheddy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayelsa United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bayelsa United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Shodeinde Moses is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Umar Osimhen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Umar Osimhen, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Bayelsa United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Bright Awoniyi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bright Awoniyi and Bayelsa United agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Okardi Inikurogha

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

343 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kenneth Sheddy

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayelsa United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Bayelsa United

0‑3 against Shooting Stars, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Bayelsa United rebuffed over Chukwueze Akinola

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Wikki Tourists have kept their man, and Bayelsa United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Okardi Inikurogha

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Shodeinde Moses

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Shodeinde Moses, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Bayelsa United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑3 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

342 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Kenneth Sheddy out for 35 days

35 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bayelsa United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Both of them Nupe Godstime's — 8.15

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.15, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Shodeinde Moses in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayelsa United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Shodeinde Moses runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Bayelsa United rebuffed over Jamilu Olayinka

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Plateau United have kept their man, and Bayelsa United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Bayelsa United get the job done against Ikorodu City

A 2‑0 win over Ikorodu City, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

Chidozie Lookman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A satisfied Interim Coach

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑0, Interim Coach could afford to be generous.

Player ratings

Ogheneovowe Erere was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

338 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Daniel Asante

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Bayelsa United have done the hard part with Niger Tornadoes, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Kenneth Sheddy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bayelsa United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Shodeinde Moses is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Rangers International tell Bayelsa United: Godwin Asiriuwa is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bayelsa United against El-Kanemi Warriors

1‑2 to El-Kanemi Warriors, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Transfer targets

Bayelsa United ask about Oche Akpan

A loan enquiry to Shooting Stars: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Olisa Nwakali is in the works

Bayelsa United have made the call to Enyimba. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

337 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bayelsa United tear Plateau United apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Plateau United, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Nupe Godstime takes the afternoon — 8.03

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nupe Godstime provided it, and the 8.03 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Ademola Abacha hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bayelsa United can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Ademola Abacha: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bayelsa United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Umar Osimhen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Umar Osimhen commits to Bayelsa United for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Bayelsa United still without a manager

9 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Transfer targets

Shooting Stars tell Bayelsa United: Sunday Nwankwo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

At last: Bayelsa United win one

5 matches without a win, and then this, against Plateau United. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

In brief

336 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Bayelsa United run out of patience with Odion Eguavoen

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Odion Eguavoen clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at Bayelsa United

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bayelsa United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Bayelsa United for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Market

Ademola Onyekuru hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bayelsa United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Bayelsa United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Umar Osimhen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Umar Osimhen and Bayelsa United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

7 academy graduates step up at Bayelsa United

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

In brief

330 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Adebayo Chukwueze asks to leave Bayelsa United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Don-Pedro Samuel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Christian Dawariomi back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Bayelsa United has worked with Christian Dawariomi before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Umar Osimhen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Kenneth Sheddy talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bayelsa United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The terraces

Supporters make their feelings known about Don-Pedro Samuel

The speculation has reached the stands, and the stands have answered. Bayelsa United would like this settled before it becomes the only thing anybody asks about.

In brief

329 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Bayelsa United

Don-Pedro Samuel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Shodeinde Moses falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Christian Dawariomi back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Bayelsa United has worked with Christian Dawariomi before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

5 new faces, and Bayelsa United are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bayelsa United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Odion Nwakali plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

328 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Bayelsa United

Kenneth Sheddy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bayelsa United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shodeinde Moses was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Christian Dawariomi back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Bayelsa United has worked with Christian Dawariomi before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Market

Bayelsa United and Don-Pedro Samuel are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Kenneth Ademola has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bayelsa United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Don-Pedro Samuel runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Bayelsa United money.

Market

The Shodeinde Moses talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bayelsa United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Adebayo Chukwueze asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

The Bayelsa United academy earns its keep

75 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

324 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Peter Iheanacho

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayelsa United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Ikechukwu Sadiq says Bayelsa United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Christian Dawariomi back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Bayelsa United has worked with Christian Dawariomi before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

Bayelsa United count the cost of losing Michael Eguavoen

24 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Bayelsa United and Umar Osimhen are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Odion Nwakali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Kenneth Ademola gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kenneth Ademola is on it.

Market

The Shodeinde Moses talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bayelsa United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

323 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

4 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Bayelsa United finish in position 16

38 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Squad

7 saves: Christian Dawariomi was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

No end in sight to Bayelsa United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bayelsa United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ogheneovowe Erere in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayelsa United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Niger Tornadoes take the points off Bayelsa United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Christian Dawariomi back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Bayelsa United has worked with Christian Dawariomi before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Market

Still no ink between Bayelsa United and Don-Pedro Samuel

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bayelsa United, another week without a signature from Don-Pedro Samuel.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Nupe Godstime

A mark of 7.95, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Odion Eguavoen left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

322 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Adebayo Chukwueze asks to leave Bayelsa United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Don-Pedro Samuel and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Bayelsa United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Shodeinde Moses was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Christian Dawariomi back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Bayelsa United has worked with Christian Dawariomi before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Player ratings

Pinna Sagbamaowei was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Chukwuma Bassey stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chukwuma Bassey and Bayelsa United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Odion Eguavoen was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Bayelsa United dressing room was either.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ogheneovowe Erere

14 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

319 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ademola Onyekuru hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bayelsa United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Bayelsa United close the window on a squad of their own making

8 in and 19 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Christian Dawariomi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Christian Dawariomi commits to Bayelsa United for another 2 years.

Market

Christian Dawariomi is a Bayelsa United player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Kenneth Sheddy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Shodeinde Moses falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Christian Dawariomi back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Bayelsa United has worked with Christian Dawariomi before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

No hiding place for Don-Pedro Samuel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Don-Pedro Samuel, and the manager let it.

Market

The ambition of Umar Osimhen outgrows Bayelsa United early

Signings arrive with a picture of the club in their head, and this one’s picture was bigger than the building. He will play well and he will be gone, in that order, and everybody knows it.

In brief

265 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

25 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

BA All Stars say no — this time

The offer from WAFA for Umar Osimhen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Samuel Gyan

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. BA All Stars have done the hard part with WAFA, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen frozen out at BA All Stars

This is not rotation. Umar Osimhen has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at BA All Stars is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ayoub Abou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Baba Addo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Thomas Partey has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at BA All Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

264 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Umar Osimhen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what BA All Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Kelvin Ofori

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. BA All Stars have done the hard part with Asante Kotoko, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A falling-out at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

One of our own: Daniel Asamoah joins the BA All Stars first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Daniel Asamoah is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Edmund Asamoah steps up from the BA All Stars academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Edmund Asamoah has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Emmanuel Djiku steps up from the BA All Stars academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Emmanuel Djiku has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

BA All Stars count the cost of losing Christian Schlupp

26 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Samuel Gyan is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to WAFA. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

When it matters, Ayoub Abou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

263 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Umar Osimhen is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Great Olympics waiting with a shirt. Nobody at BA All Stars is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Emmanuel Anning

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. BA All Stars have done the hard part with Bechem United, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Too dear: BA All Stars walk away from Francis Owusu

$300.00 was the most the club would pay and Bechem United were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

A row about effort at BA All Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ayoub Abou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Simon Omondi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars try to borrow Kelvin Ofori

Asante Kotoko have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Djawal Kaiba is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick Partey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Isaac Sulemana is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

262 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Abraham Annan out for 17 days

17 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. BA All Stars lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A row about effort at BA All Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ayoub Abou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Baba Addo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars try to borrow Kelvin Ofori

Asante Kotoko have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Samuel Gyan is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to WAFA. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Jeffrey Ofori is still paying for one afternoon at BA All Stars

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

a squad player linked with a move away

The name of a squad player keeps appearing in other people's back pages. BA All Stars say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at BA All Stars, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Simon Omondi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

261 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Abraham Annan damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

BA All Stars say no — this time

The offer from Great Olympics for Umar Osimhen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Francis Owusu asks to leave BA All Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen frozen out at BA All Stars

This is not rotation. Umar Osimhen has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at BA All Stars is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Medeama tell BA All Stars: Adams Abdul Jabal is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Baba Addo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars ask about Joshua Tenkorang

A loan enquiry to Asante Kotoko: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Emmanuel Dzigbah is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars try to borrow Nqobani Biyela

Liberty Professionals have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

260 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Abraham Annan

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. BA All Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Umar Osimhen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at BA All Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Emmanuel Dzigbah

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. BA All Stars have done the hard part with Asante Kotoko, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ayoub Abou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Solomon Agbesi

BA All Stars asked and Asante Kotoko said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Andrew Partey signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Andrew Partey and BA All Stars agree another 3 years.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars try to borrow Divane Tchameni

New Edubiase United have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

When it matters, Ayoub Abou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

259 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Abraham Annan out for 38 days

38 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. BA All Stars lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Umar Osimhen agrees terms with WAFA

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around BA All Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ayoub Abou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars ask about Haqi Osman

A loan enquiry to Asante Kotoko: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars try to borrow Emmanuel Dzigbah

Asante Kotoko have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Isaac Sulemana's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

No hiding place for Edmund Schlupp

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edmund Schlupp, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Mohammed Essien plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

258 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Haqi Osman

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. BA All Stars have done the hard part with Asante Kotoko, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars try to borrow Emmanuel Anning

Bechem United have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Boardroom

5 new boys at the BA All Stars academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

The dugout

Jeffrey Ofori is still paying for one afternoon at BA All Stars

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

The a squad player story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until a squad player signs something — a contract at BA All Stars or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

When it matters, Simon Omondi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Mohammed Bukari knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mohammed Bukari trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Questions about Umar Osimhen on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

257 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Great Olympics come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and BA All Stars did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Divane Tchameni due for a BA All Stars medical

Everything agreed with New Edubiase United, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen frozen out at BA All Stars

This is not rotation. Umar Osimhen has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at BA All Stars is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Ayoub Abou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

BA All Stars count the cost of losing Jeffrey Wakaso

29 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars ask about Djawal Kaiba

A loan enquiry to Asante Kotoko: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Thomas Partey has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at BA All Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Boardroom

BA All Stars keep producing them

37 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

256 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Umar Osimhen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at BA All Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ayoub Abou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars rebuffed over Solomon Agbesi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Asante Kotoko have kept their man, and BA All Stars go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at BA All Stars

Simon Omondi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Djawal Kaiba is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

When it matters, Ayoub Abou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Mohammed Essien gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Kwadwo Bukari's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

Talks stall between BA All Stars and Mohammed Essien

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

255 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Door shut on Adams Abdul Jabal

BA All Stars asked and Medeama said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Baba Addo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Djawal Kaiba is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Isaac Sulemana's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

No hiding place for Osman Wakaso

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Osman Wakaso, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mohammed Essien gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mohammed Essien is on it.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Umar Osimhen trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Baba Addo talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. BA All Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

“I want to play”: Osman Wakaso speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

254 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

No thanks: Adams Abdul Jabal rejects the move

BA All Stars had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Medeama, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Osman Boakye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Osman Boakye and BA All Stars agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Ayoub Abou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Emmanuel Dzigbah is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Francis Owusu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Jeffrey Ofori's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

The a squad player story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until a squad player signs something — a contract at BA All Stars or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Umar Osimhen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at BA All Stars, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

253 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Umar Osimhen frozen out at BA All Stars

This is not rotation. Umar Osimhen has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at BA All Stars is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Osman Boakye signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Osman Boakye and BA All Stars agree another 4 years.

Squad

Ayoub Abou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Haqi Osman is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

BA All Stars ask about Adams Abdul Jabal

A loan enquiry to Medeama: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Emmanuel Dzigbah is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Thomas Partey gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Thomas Partey is on it.

Boardroom

BA All Stars can sign again

The window is open, and with it the only month of the year when a supporter’s hopes are limited by nothing but arithmetic. The board know the arithmetic; the supporters know the hopes.

In brief

252 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Umar Osimhen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at BA All Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Baba Addo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Ayoub Abou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at BA All Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Kwadwo Bukari is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

No hiding place for Edmund Schlupp

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edmund Schlupp, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mohammed Bukari knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mohammed Bukari trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

250 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at BA All Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ayoub Abou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Jeffrey Ofori is still paying for one afternoon at BA All Stars

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

The a squad player story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until a squad player signs something — a contract at BA All Stars or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

When it matters, Simon Omondi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Mohammed Essien asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

249 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Umar Osimhen frozen out at BA All Stars

This is not rotation. Umar Osimhen has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at BA All Stars is pretending otherwise.

Squad

a squad player stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” a squad player and BA All Stars agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Simon Omondi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Mohammed Essien

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Mohammed Essien has come out of that comparison in the side, and BA All Stars have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

The dugout

Thomas Partey gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Thomas Partey is on it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Mohammed Essien

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. BA All Stars told Mohammed Essien something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Christian Appiah

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The shop window has Umar Osimhen in it

BA All Stars have let the market know Umar Osimhen can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Boardroom

The BA All Stars academy earns its keep

37 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

248 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Full time on the season at BA All Stars

Position 10 on 32 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Umar Osimhen

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Umar Osimhen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what BA All Stars can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Patrick Partey keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” BA All Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A row about effort at BA All Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ayoub Abou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Baba Addo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for BA All Stars against Heart of Lions

0‑2 to Heart of Lions, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Jeffrey Nuhu answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

Jeffrey Ofori will replay that one

1 error, one goal, and a night in front of the same three seconds. He will see it tonight, tomorrow and probably in February, and everybody who has played knows exactly which frame he keeps stopping on.

In brief