Sergio Ramirez

Goalkeeper - Free Agent
19 Nov 2045
Sunday
Process

Marked for Sergio Ramirez

995 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Aug 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Théodore Rivière

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Noah

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Noah is running low.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Van for Wout Malen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Sergio Ramirez conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Pyunik will make the call about Sergio Ramirez this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

Back issues
994 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Aug 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Théodore Rivière

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Memphis Bergwijn puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Sergio Ramirez attracts admirers

The name of Sergio Ramirez has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $38.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Edgar Simonyan

49 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Noah training over how hard people work
  • Market Shirak are about to pick up the phone
993 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Aug 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Noah spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Théodore Rivière

122 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Sergio Ramirez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tate Ferdinand pulls a muscle — 16 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 16 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Antoni Bałabuch and Noah agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

The owner puts $320.3K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

990 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Jul 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Wout Malen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $39.3M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Milko Minev conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Gandzasar will make the call about Milko Minev this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wout Malen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

989 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Jul 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

The mood at Noah has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Stanislav Stanek has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Wout Malen attracts admirers

The name of Wout Malen has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Market

Pyunik are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

987 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Noah boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Sergio Ramirez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Sergey Muradyan yet — 7.82

At 40 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.82 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Noah come up short against Ararat-Armenia

Ararat-Armenia left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

The Wout Malen conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Van will make the call about Wout Malen this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wout Malen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Tate Ferdinand plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Wout Malen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

985 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Noah has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Noah run riot against Shirak

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Stanislav Stanek scores twice — 8.45

Two goals and a mark of 8.45 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Only the photograph left for Stanislav Stanek

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Stanislav Stanek will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Noah turn down Van for Wout Malen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Joshua Phillips has a hand in both — 7.92

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.92, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Joshua Phillips

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

984 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sergio Ramirez

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Noah

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sergey Muradyan and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Wout Malen again

The phone has started ringing about Wout Malen again, and this time the name on the line is Pyunik. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Boardroom

The owner puts $359.5K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Noah against Alashkert

0‑1 to Alashkert, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nemanja Rajkovic

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Fjodor Jekimov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

982 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 May 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Stanislav Stanek at his very best

Marked 8.06. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Player ratings

Nemanja Rajkovic was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Noah are $39.1M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joshua Phillips

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergio Ramirez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergio Ramirez, and the manager let it.

Match

Honours even between Noah and Van

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Milko Minev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Petros Hakobyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah pick somebody else ahead of Antoni Bałabuch

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

978 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Apr 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Noah come up short against Ararat-Armenia

Ararat-Armenia left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Noah are $39.2M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Joshua Phillips

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Wout Malen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Noah keep their word to Sergio Ramirez

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

When it matters, Dmytro Paruta plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The clock does Nemanja Rajkovic’s negotiating for him

7 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Noah could ask drops and the wages Nemanja Rajkovic can ask rise.

Player ratings

Nemanja Rajkovic ran the game

Chances created: 5. Not on the scoresheet and not remotely anonymous — a passing performance that pulled a defence apart without leaving a mark on the column that gets read.

In brief

976 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Apr 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Noah throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Shirak the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Noah will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Both of them Joshua Phillips's — 8.25

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.25, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sergio Ramirez

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Wout Malen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The terraces

Noah supporters have found a favourite in Joshua Phillips

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Joshua Phillips has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Stanislav Stanek at his very best

Marked 8.40. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Noah and Shirak

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nemanja Rajkovic

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

975 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Apr 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antoni Bałabuch out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Noah put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Noah

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

An order from above at Noah: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Boardroom

$361.4K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Noah get the job done against Alashkert

A 1‑0 win over Alashkert, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Noah lose Grigor Bayramyan

34 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

967 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Feb 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antoni Bałabuch out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan has been here 21 seasons

379 appearances across 21 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tate Ferdinand signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tate Ferdinand commits to Noah for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Tate Ferdinand was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$499.9K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

965 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Jan 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Noah has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Antoni Bałabuch out for 89 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Noah

Position 8 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Pyunik for Sergio Ramirez was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Stanislav Stanek is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Mohammed Fikri hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dries De Bruyne keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Noah training over how hard people work
  • Market The shop window has Nemanja Rajkovic in it
963 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Jan 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antoni Bałabuch out for 103 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Stanislav Stanek asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

So close: Sergio Ramirez’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Pyunik moved on, Sergio Ramirez reports back to Noah, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Antoni Bałabuch commits to Noah for another 2 years.

Squad

Nemanja Rajkovic gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

962 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Jan 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antoni Bałabuch out for 110 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Noah can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Antoni Bałabuch and Noah agree another 2 years.

Market

Pyunik watching Wout Malen

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Boardroom

The owner puts $506.6K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Noah are $39.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergio Ramirez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergio Ramirez, and the manager let it.

Squad

Milko Minev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

957 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Nov 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Antoni Bałabuch out for 145 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joshua Phillips

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Noah has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Noah are in real trouble now

Position 8, 14 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Sergio Ramirez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Stanislav Stanek has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Noah

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Antoni Bałabuch

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

956 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Nov 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joshua Phillips

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Noah

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Noah is running low.

Market

Milko Minev asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Milko Minev's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

954 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Nov 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sergey Muradyan commits to Noah for another 2 years.

Boardroom

The owner puts $489.8K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antoni Bałabuch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nemanja Rajkovic

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

948 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Sep 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Noah boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

946 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Sep 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

So close: Sergio Ramirez’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Pyunik moved on, Sergio Ramirez reports back to Noah, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Thomas Miller: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Dmytro Paruta signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dmytro Paruta and Noah agree another 1 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Tate Ferdinand was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

945 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Sep 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Noah sink to position 8

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Stanislav Stanek is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Théodore Rivière keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Eyes on Sergio Ramirez again

The phone has started ringing about Sergio Ramirez again, and this time the name on the line is Pyunik. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Anton Roschin stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anton Roschin and Noah agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

The owner puts $511.8K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antoni Bałabuch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

944 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Aug 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Noah boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Sergio Ramirez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Milko Minev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Milko Minev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

943 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Aug 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Sergio Ramirez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Thorgan Carrasco keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

942 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Aug 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Nemanja Rajkovic

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nemanja Rajkovic, and the manager let it.

Market

The Sergio Ramirez conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Pyunik will make the call about Sergio Ramirez this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $41.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

940 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Aug 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Noah

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Thorgan Carrasco pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief

939 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Jul 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Sergio Ramirez asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Juan Pascual: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tate Ferdinand in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

935 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Jun 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Noah

Beaten 0‑3 by Ararat-Armenia, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

8 matches without a win for Noah

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Noah are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Mkhitar Mkhitaryan out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Noah leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Avtandil Mchedlidze runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Noah

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Milko Minev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

931 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 May 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Stanislav Stanek puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antoni Bałabuch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nemanja Rajkovic

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

When it matters, Sergey Muradyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

927 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 May 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Noah

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sergey Muradyan

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 30 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Anton Roschin

21 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Boardroom

The owner puts $443.7K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Dries De Bruyne

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dries De Bruyne, and the manager let it.

Squad

Stanislav Stanek falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Tate Ferdinand was the difference for Noah

Marked 7.63. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

When it matters, Sergey Muradyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

926 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Apr 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nemanja Rajkovic asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

6 matches without a win for Noah

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Noah are no longer polite ones.

Match

Noah are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Ararat-Armenia take the points off Noah

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergio Ramirez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergio Ramirez, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

The Noah debt reaches $41.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Costly mistake from Antoni Bałabuch

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Antoni Bałabuch knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Antoni Bałabuch's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Milko Minev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

924 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Apr 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Yaroslav Karpizin, 37, rolls back the years — 8.59

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.59 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

No end in sight to Noah's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Noah has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergio Ramirez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Noah

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

The terraces

Noah supporters have found a favourite in Joshua Phillips

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Joshua Phillips has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Joshua Phillips was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Noah share the spoils with Shirak

A 2‑2 draw with Shirak leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

“I want to play”: Dries De Bruyne speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

919 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Mar 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Antoni Bałabuch signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Antoni Bałabuch commits to Noah for another 1 years.

Boardroom

6 academy players handed senior numbers at Noah

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Boardroom

The owner puts $440.1K into Noah

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antoni Bałabuch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Edgar Barseghyan joins the Noah first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Edgar Barseghyan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Edgar Simonyan steps up from the Noah academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Edgar Simonyan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Noah promote Petros Ghazaryan from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Petros Ghazaryan has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Noah promote Arman Movsisyan from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Arman Movsisyan has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Antoni Bałabuch

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

917 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Feb 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sergio Ramirez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Noah cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Joshua Phillips falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

915 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Feb 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$327.0K of the owner's money at Noah

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joshua Phillips is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Pavlo Tymoschuk signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pavlo Tymoschuk commits to Noah for another 3 years.

Squad

When it matters, Sergio Ramirez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no ink between Noah and Fjodor Jekimov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Noah, another week without a signature from Fjodor Jekimov.

In brief

912 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Jan 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Noah

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Noah is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Fjodor Jekimov out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antoni Bałabuch is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief