6 Nov 2029
Tuesday
Process
171 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Yan Eteki

100 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artur Movsesyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The armband comes off Yan Eteki

Noah will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

Market

Still no ink between Noah and Khariton Ayvazyan

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Noah, another week without a signature from Khariton Ayvazyan.

Market

The David Sualehe story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until David Sualehe signs something — a contract at Noah or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

Back issues
170 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Iker Zufiaurre

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Iker Zufiaurre, and the manager let it.

Squad

Artur Movsesyan knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Artur Movsesyan trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

169 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 43 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Iker Zufiaurre knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Iker Zufiaurre trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

168 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Ofek Melika

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ofek Melika will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matas Vareika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

167 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yan Eteki signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yan Eteki and Noah agree another 2 years.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Juan Jaime's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Karlen Hovhannisyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

André Hansen brings the grey hairs Noah lacked

At 39, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Market

The David Sualehe story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until David Sualehe signs something — a contract at Noah or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

166 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Joseph Sabobo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Hovhannes Harutyunyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

165 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 43 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Santiago Dalesio wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

In brief

164 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Ofek Melika

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ofek Melika will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Hakob Hakobyan

17 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

163 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Yuta Arai has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Iker Zufiaurre

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Artur Movsesyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

“I want to play”: Yojan Garcés speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

The David Sualehe story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until David Sualehe signs something — a contract at Noah or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

162 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 15. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

The small margins put Noah out

Out, 1‑1 to Alashkert, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Squad

Iker Zufiaurre says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ahmet Doğan Yıldırım decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Leonel Galván

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 8.60 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

The Artur Movsesyan conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Shirak will make the call about Artur Movsesyan this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

One of those days for Iker Zufiaurre

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.55, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

161 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah up to position 1

43 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Karlen Hovhannisyan says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Noah turn down Van for Adrián Cova

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Sergey Muradyan linked with a move away

The name of Sergey Muradyan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Eric Boakye knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Eric Boakye trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

160 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Noah turn down Shirak for Artur Movsesyan

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Alexandros Malis says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ofek Melika is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Van expected to open talks for Adrián Cova

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Noah will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

No place for Davíð Ingvarsson in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Davíð Ingvarsson has his answer from Noah; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

159 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Noah sign Narek Hovhannisyan for $1.2M

The paperwork is done: Narek Hovhannisyan joins from BKMA in a deal worth $1.2M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Yuta Arai is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hovhannes Harutyunyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Ofek Melika conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: BKMA will make the call about Ofek Melika this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

This league is too small for Narek Hovhannisyan

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Noah will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

In brief

158 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sergey Muradyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Adrián Cova attracts admirers

The name of Adrián Cova has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

The Artur Movsesyan conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Shirak will make the call about Artur Movsesyan this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alioune Ndour

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

157 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 43 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Alioune Ndour says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Noah turn down BKMA for Ofek Melika

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Yuta Arai attracts admirers

The name of Yuta Arai has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Noah buy the years ahead of Santiago Dalesio

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

156 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Shirak for Artur Movsesyan was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah lose Adrián Cova

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Matas Vareika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Sergey Muradyan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sergey Muradyan signs something — a contract at Noah or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Artur Movsesyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

155 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alioune Ndour hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Hakob Hakobyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Van come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Mikayel Mirzoyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mikayel Mirzoyan, and the manager let it.

Market

The Ofek Melika conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: BKMA will make the call about Ofek Melika this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

154 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sergey Muradyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gonçalo Gregório

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gonçalo Gregório will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Shirak expected to open talks for Artur Movsesyan

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Noah will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Karlen Hovhannisyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

153 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 43 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Match

Noah make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Noah have 5 straight wins of it.

Squad

Davíð Ingvarsson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from BKMA for Ofek Melika was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Yuta Arai is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Imran Oulad Omar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.35, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Imran Oulad Omar the difference as Noah beat BKMA

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Imran Oulad Omar. 2‑1 against BKMA, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gor Manvelyan

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

152 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alexey Ploschadny

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nobody wants to play Noah right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Ararat-Armenia come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Iker Zufiaurre the difference as Noah beat Ararat-Armenia

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Iker Zufiaurre. 3‑1 against Ararat-Armenia, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Market

Van join the queue for Adrián Cova

Add another name to the list: Van have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Adrián Cova. The answer from Noah has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gor Manvelyan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.70, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Iker Zufiaurre in the eights

A performance of 8.48 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

151 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah march on in the cup

Van are out and Noah go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Noah turn down Gandzasar for Artur Movsesyan

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Marin Jakoliš says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ofek Melika puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Leonel Galván sends Noah past Urartu

It finished 3‑2, and it was Leonel Galván’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Player ratings

One of those days for Leonel Galván

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mikayel Mirzoyan

Marked 8.76 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

150 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Sergey Muradyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Adrián Cova keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Noah turn down Van for Adrián Cova

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Noah get their man

The chase for Alexandros Malis ended with $380.0K changing hands and Ararat-Armenia out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Gustavo Sangaré conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Shirak will make the call about Gustavo Sangaré this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Match

Noah find a way past Shirak

Shirak made Noah work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

149 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah up to position 1

31 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Marin Jakoliš asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Eyes on Artur Movsesyan again

The phone has started ringing about Artur Movsesyan again, and this time the name on the line is Gandzasar. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Yan Eteki shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 18. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Another clean sheet for Alexey Ploschadny

10 shut-outs and counting. Goalkeepers are only noticed when they fail, and Alexey Ploschadny has given nobody the chance.

In brief

148 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Noah have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 9.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Noah get the job done against Ararat

A 2‑1 win over Ararat, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Imran Oulad Omar

Marked 8.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Valentin Costache

6 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gor Manvelyan

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The one thing Leonel Galván could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

147 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sergey Muradyan

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 25 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Nobody wants to play Noah right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Hélder Ferreira runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Leonel Galván sends Noah past Van

It finished 1‑0, and it was Leonel Galván’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Player ratings

One of those days for Leonel Galván

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.31, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Eric Boakye

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eric Boakye, and the manager let it.

Squad

Getting past Alexey Ploschadny has become the hardest job in the division

9 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

146 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Sergey Muradyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 29. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Yuta Arai has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Eric Boakye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 9.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 8.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Valentin Costache sends Noah past Pyunik

It finished 2‑0, and it was Valentin Costache’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

In brief

145 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 21 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gor Manvelyan

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Imran Oulad Omar and Noah agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

One of those days for Imran Oulad Omar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.83, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Imran Oulad Omar sends Noah past Gandzasar

It finished 1‑0, and it was Imran Oulad Omar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Player ratings

One of those days for Yan Eteki

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Davíð Ingvarsson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Davíð Ingvarsson, and the manager let it.

In brief

144 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Leonel Galván

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Leonel Galván, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 19, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sergey Muradyan

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

143 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Yuta Arai says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yan Eteki

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 9.31 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Leonel Galván sends Noah past Ararat-Armenia

It finished 2‑0, and it was Leonel Galván’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Squad

No hiding place for Eric Boakye

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eric Boakye, and the manager let it.

In brief

142 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sergey Muradyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Marin Jakoliš says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yuta Arai

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yuta Arai will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gustavo Sangaré

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Noah share the spoils with Urartu

A 1‑1 draw with Urartu leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Leonel Galván keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

  • Squad Sergey Muradyan has seen what the next man earns
  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
141 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 13 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Takuto Oshima

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 28 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Hélder Ferreira and Noah agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 9.04 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Noah get the job done against Shirak

A 1‑0 win over Shirak, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 8.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Gonçalo Gregório

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gonçalo Gregório, and the manager let it.

In brief

140 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Hélder Ferreira signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Hélder Ferreira commits to Noah for another 3 years.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Hélder Ferreira’s goal not enough for Noah

Hélder Ferreira scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Alashkert, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

One of those days for Hélder Ferreira

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for David Sualehe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to David Sualehe, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Noah dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Leonel Galván named player of the month

The award goes to Leonel Galván, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

Market

Still no ink between Noah and Alexey Ploschadny

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Noah, another week without a signature from Alexey Ploschadny.

In brief

139 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

15 unbeaten for Noah

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 15 matches without defeat is a foundation Noah did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Yojan Garcés: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Leonel Galván gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Yan Eteki takes the honours

Marked 7.84 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Noah had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 14, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

The one thing Leonel Galván could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Match

No goals between Noah and Ararat

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Ararat will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

138 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

No mercy from Noah

Van will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Noah were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Sergey Muradyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Leonel Galván keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Nobody wants to play Noah right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yuta Arai

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yuta Arai will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gor Manvelyan

Marked 9.42 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 8.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

137 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 38 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Joseph Sabobo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Noah make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Noah have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sergey Muradyan

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Imran Oulad Omar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.71, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Noah find a way past Pyunik

Pyunik made Noah work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yojan Garcés

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

136 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Zaven Khudaverdyan

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nobody wants to play Noah right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Aram Movsisyan comes home

The shirt still fits. Aram Movsisyan is back at Noah, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: David Barseghyan returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. David Barseghyan is a Noah player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Henrikh Ghazaryan comes home

The shirt still fits. Henrikh Ghazaryan is back at Noah, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Artur Haroyan comes home

The shirt still fits. Artur Haroyan is back at Noah, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Valentin Costache signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Valentin Costache commits to Noah for another 3 years.

In brief

135 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 33 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The David Sualehe question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Sualehe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Alexey Ploschadny runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Noah money.

Squad

Adrián Cova knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Adrián Cova trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

134 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sergey Muradyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yuta Arai

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yuta Arai will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Karlen Hovhannisyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Noah and Yuta Arai

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Noah, another week without a signature from Yuta Arai.

Market

Marin Jakoliš placed on the list

Noah have made Marin Jakoliš available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

133 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marin Jakoliš gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Sergey Muradyan talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Noah know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

A season on the outside for Leonel Galván

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Noah has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Squad

“I want to play”: Charles Agbawodikeizu speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

Gonçalo Gregório runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Noah money.

In brief

132 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Gandzasar watching Artur Movsesyan

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Van are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Still no ink between Noah and Alexey Ploschadny

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Noah, another week without a signature from Alexey Ploschadny.

Squad

No hiding place for Nathanael Saintini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nathanael Saintini, and the manager let it.

In brief

131 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 33 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Van watching Ofek Melika

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Gandzasar are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Marin Jakoliš told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Marin Jakoliš has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Noah.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The David Sualehe question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Sualehe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Santino Barbi has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Noah know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
  • Boardroom The Noah board choose calm
130 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Hakob Hakobyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yuta Arai

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yuta Arai will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

This league is too small for Yojan Garcés

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Noah will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Squad

Ofek Melika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A season on the outside for Yojan Garcés

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Noah has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

129 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Ararat for Ofek Melika was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Marin Jakoliš

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marin Jakoliš, and the manager let it.

Squad

Leonel Galván has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Noah know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Market

The Sergey Muradyan talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Noah know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

A season on the outside for Leonel Galván

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Noah has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

128 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Gandzasar for Artur Movsesyan was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Marin Jakoliš keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$918.8K on the table at Noah

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Market

Noah and Eric Boakye are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

No hiding place for Nathanael Saintini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nathanael Saintini, and the manager let it.

In brief

127 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah up to position 1

33 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

The season belongs to Yan Eteki

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Noah have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Artur Movsesyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artur Movsesyan, and the manager let it.

Market

No place for Hakob Hakobyan in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Hakob Hakobyan has his answer from Noah; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Ertuğrul Sandıkcı still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Noah would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

The David Sualehe question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Sualehe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Noah and Yuta Arai are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The shop window has Alioune Ndour in it

Noah have let the market know Alioune Ndour can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Noah production line keeps running
  • Boardroom Noah board back the manager
126 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Yuta Arai is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ofek Melika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

125 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Sergey Muradyan talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Noah know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

124 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A wage question at Noah

Karlen Hovhannisyan has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

123 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 33 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Talks stall between Noah and Alexey Ploschadny

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

“I want to play”: Charles Agbawodikeizu speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

The David Sualehe question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Sualehe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Rob Nizet knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Rob Nizet trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

122 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Yuta Arai

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yuta Arai will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artur Movsesyan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Artur Movsesyan and Noah agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

121 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Silverware for Noah

They will talk about this season in this town for a long time. The trophy comes home with the squad, and the route is already agreed.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Noah will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Takuto Oshima in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

120 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Noah have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 42. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Takuto Oshima

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 38 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Sergey Muradyan sends Noah through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Sergey Muradyan obliged against Ararat. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Noah.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 11. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Charles Agbawodikeizu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gustavo Sangaré

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sergey Muradyan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

119 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah up to position 1

33 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Arthur Coneglian has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Hovhannes Harutyunyan

21 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Hakob Hakobyan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Hakob Hakobyan and Noah agree another 2 years.

Squad

Ofek Melika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

118 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Yuta Arai is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergey Muradyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

117 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Świerczok out for 48 days

The medical room confirms 48 days on the sidelines for Jakub Świerczok, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

116 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Rob Nizet

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rob Nizet, and the manager let it.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Noah that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

115 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 33 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Arthur Coneglian has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Hovhannes Harutyunyan

52 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marin Jakoliš

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

International call for Valentin Costache

Valentin Costache joins up with his country. Noah lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

114 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Yuta Arai

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yuta Arai will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Zaven Khudaverdyan has seen enough of BKMA

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Noah, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

113 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakub Świerczok out for 81 days

The medical room confirms 81 days on the sidelines for Jakub Świerczok, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Isago Silva wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

In brief

112 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Gonzalo Torres

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gonzalo Torres will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hovhannes Harutyunyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Noah that is a harder question to answer.

Squad

Artur Movsesyan knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Artur Movsesyan trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The shop window has Arnar Breki Gunnarsson in it

Noah have let the market know Arnar Breki Gunnarsson can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

111 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 33 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Gonzalo Torres hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Arthur Coneglian

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Arthur Coneglian will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noah lose Hovhannes Harutyunyan

83 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marin Jakoliš

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

110 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny keeps Noah in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Noah march on in the cup

Ararat-Armenia are out and Noah go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

10 unbeaten for Noah

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Noah did not have in the autumn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yuta Arai

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yuta Arai will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sergey Muradyan

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergey Muradyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergey Muradyan, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache in the eights

A performance of 8.83 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

109 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dani Figueira keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Arthur Coneglian hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jakub Świerczok out for 113 days

The medical room confirms 113 days on the sidelines for Jakub Świerczok, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

BKMA watching Yuta Arai

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gonçalo Gregório

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

108 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Karlen Hovhannisyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Shirak come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Gonzalo Torres is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ararat watching Ofek Melika

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Home is on Gonzalo Torres's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

107 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah up to position 1

33 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Marin Jakoliš says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Gonzalo Torres hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Van come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Hovhannes Harutyunyan

111 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

106 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Alashkert for Dani Figueira was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Arthur Coneglian: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Gonzalo Torres attracts admirers

The name of Gonzalo Torres has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

The Artur Movsesyan conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Gandzasar will make the call about Artur Movsesyan this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

Talks stall between Noah and Alexey Ploschadny

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

105 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Gandzasar watching Artur Movsesyan

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

The Dani Figueira conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Alashkert will make the call about Dani Figueira this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hovhannes Harutyunyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Sergey Muradyan question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sergey Muradyan’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Noah put Alioune Ndour up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Alioune Ndour may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

104 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Karlen Hovhannisyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Dani Figueira is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

BKMA come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Zaven Khudaverdyan attracts admirers

The name of Zaven Khudaverdyan has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Isago Silva wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

In brief

103 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah up to position 1

33 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Gonzalo Torres puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Hakob Hakobyan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Ararat come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gonzalo Torres

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gonzalo Torres will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Noah lose Hovhannes Harutyunyan

142 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

102 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah turn down Alashkert for Dani Figueira

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Nathanael Saintini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nathanael Saintini: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Arthur Coneglian is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Gonçalo Gregório

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gonçalo Gregório, and the manager let it.

In brief

101 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Dani Figueira puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Gandzasar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

BKMA watching Gonzalo Torres

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Noah have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Alashkert are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is carrying Noah

3 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

100 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Gustavo Sangaré hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Dani Figueira is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Noah sign Joseph Sabobo for $1.1M

The paperwork is done: Joseph Sabobo joins from Alashkert in a deal worth $1.1M. Now comes the harder part.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gor Manvelyan

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Eyes on Arthur Coneglian again

The phone has started ringing about Arthur Coneglian again, and this time the name on the line is Pyunik. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

One of those days for Imran Oulad Omar

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.42, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gustavo Sangaré

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

99 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny decides it from twelve yards

3 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Noah through in the cup

A 0‑0 win over BKMA, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Match

Noah up to position 1

31 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Yan Eteki shuts the door

Defensive actions: 32, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Artur Movsesyan

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marin Jakoliš

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Gonzalo Torres asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Adrián Cova shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Urartu come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

In brief

98 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Noah have 5 straight wins of it.

Market

Matas Vareika is a Noah player

The fee is $1.9M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Pyunik drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Mikayel Mirzoyan is a Noah player

The fee is $1.5M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Urartu drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Noah turn down BKMA for Gonzalo Torres

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gor Manvelyan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Valentin Costache

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Noah get the job done against Shirak

A 2‑0 win over Shirak, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

97 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gonzalo Torres

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gonzalo Torres will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 9.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Noah get the job done against Alashkert

A 2‑1 win over Alashkert, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Eyes on Arthur Coneglian again

The phone has started ringing about Arthur Coneglian again, and this time the name on the line is Ararat-Armenia. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

No hiding place for Gonçalo Gregório

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gonçalo Gregório, and the manager let it.

Squad

Noah lose Narek Mkhitaryan

28 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

96 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Gor Manvelyan leads the rout of Ararat

3‑0, and Gor Manvelyan took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Noah tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Jakub Świerczok puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wants to play Noah right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 9.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Gonçalo Gregório in the eights

A performance of 9.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.32 with 3 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

95 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 19 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Rob Nizet keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Karlen Hovhannisyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 9.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Noah see off Van

Three points for Noah, 1‑0 the final word against Van in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 8.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

94 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Sergey Muradyan takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alexey Ploschadny

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Gonzalo Torres asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Noah get the job done against Pyunik

A 4‑2 win over Pyunik, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan in the eights

A performance of 9.72 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 9.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 8.55 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of David Sualehe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

93 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Gonçalo Gregório asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gonzalo Torres

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gonzalo Torres will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gor Manvelyan and Noah agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Noah come up short against Gandzasar

Gandzasar left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Eric Boakye

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eric Boakye, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Noah

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Costly mistake from Alexey Ploschadny

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Alexey Ploschadny knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

92 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jakub Świerczok asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ofek Melika says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sergey Muradyan

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Rob Nizet

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rob Nizet, and the manager let it.

In brief

91 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hovhannes Harutyunyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Valentin Costache’s goal not enough for Noah

Valentin Costache scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Ararat-Armenia, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Nathanael Saintini gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Valentin Costache finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Noah have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

90 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 33. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 12 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Hovhannes Hambardzumyan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Karlen Hovhannisyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gor Manvelyan

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sergey Muradyan

Marked 9.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Noah see off Urartu

Three points for Noah, 2‑0 the final word against Urartu in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

89 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gonzalo Torres hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gonzalo Torres has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Shirak take the points off Noah

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 8.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Valentin Costache

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Noah

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Gonzalo Torres wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

In brief

88 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

18 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Jakub Świerczok hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jakub Świerczok: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Takuto Oshima stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Takuto Oshima and Noah agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan in the eights

A performance of 9.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Noah get the job done against Alashkert

A 2‑0 win over Alashkert, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Valentin Costache

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Hélder Ferreira in the eights

A performance of 8.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

87 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

17 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gustavo Sangaré

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.37, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Cristian Menéndez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Noah share the spoils with Ararat

A 1‑1 draw with Ararat leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Gustavo Sangaré finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Noah have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Player ratings

The one thing Gonçalo Gregório could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

86 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

16 unbeaten for Noah

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 16 matches without defeat is a foundation Noah did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 32, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yan Eteki

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Abdoul Djire says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Hélder Ferreira in the eights

A performance of 9.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Hélder Ferreira sends Noah past Van

It finished 1‑0, and it was Hélder Ferreira’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Squad

No hiding place for Gustavo Sangaré

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gustavo Sangaré, and the manager let it.

In brief

85 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 15. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Yan Eteki shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Gonzalo Torres is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Nathanael Saintini signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nathanael Saintini and Noah agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Zaven Khudaverdyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jakub Świerczok gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

No goals between Noah and Pyunik

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Pyunik will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

84 Edition

The Noah Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 14. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Yan Eteki stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Yan Eteki and Noah agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Mkhitar Khachatryan comes home

The shirt still fits. Mkhitar Khachatryan is back at Noah, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Arman Hakobyan comes home

The shirt still fits. Arman Hakobyan is back at Noah, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Petros Karapetyan returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Petros Karapetyan is a Noah player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

Levon Karapetyan is a Noah player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 21, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

  • Boardroom Noah board go back on their word
  • Player ratings Yan Eteki shuts the door
  • Squad The manager makes an example of Marin Jakoliš
83 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Karlen Hovhannisyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ofek Melika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

82 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hovhannes Hambardzumyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

81 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 35 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Gonzalo Torres is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Sergey Muradyan question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sergey Muradyan’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

80 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ofek Melika hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Cristian Menéndez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

Squad

Dani Figueira gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Hakob Hakobyan placed on the list

Noah have made Hakob Hakobyan available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

79 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Rob Nizet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dani Figueira: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from BKMA for Yuta Arai was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Sandro Melgarejo moves on

Ararat-Armenia pay $240.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

BKMA are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

78 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Hovhannes Hambardzumyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Gonzalo Torres attracts admirers

The name of Gonzalo Torres has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Ofek Melika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Dani Figueira conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Alashkert will make the call about Dani Figueira this week. Noah have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

“I want to play”: Zaven Khudaverdyan speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

77 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah up to position 1

35 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Marin Jakoliš says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

76 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Noah turn down Pyunik for Mario González

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Ofek Melika asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Noah lose Sergey Muradyan

36 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

No place for Rob Nizet in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Rob Nizet has his answer from Noah; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marin Jakoliš

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

75 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dani Figueira asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Noah will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Gonzalo Torres says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Noah release $136.4K for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

Market

Hovhannes Hambardzumyan told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Hovhannes Hambardzumyan has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Noah.

In brief

74 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah lose Rob Nizet

37 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

No hiding place for Ofek Melika

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ofek Melika, and the manager let it.

In brief

73 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah up to position 1

35 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexey Ploschadny

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

72 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ofek Melika puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

This league is too small for Cristian Menéndez

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Noah will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

In brief