Peter Johnson

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Atlético Madrid
15 Sep 2038
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Peter Johnson

629 Edition

The Atlético Madrid Chronicle

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dorian Paloschi asks to leave Atlético Madrid

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rodrigo Mendoza in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Atlético Madrid this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Julián Álvarez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pol Rojas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pol Rojas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Atlético Madrid the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Eibar are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Atlético Madrid will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Peter Johnson asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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The Arsenal Tula Herald

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dilan Godoy

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Business is business: Peter Johnson goes

Atlético Madrid paid $9.6M and Arsenal Tula took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

The terraces

Arsenal Tula sell a favourite for $9.6M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Peter Johnson was one of the reasons people came, and $9.6M does not replace that by itself.

Match

The wait goes on for Arsenal Tula

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Arsenal Tula leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Mamadou Coulibaly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Arsenal Tula against Dinamo Moscow

1‑2 to Dinamo Moscow, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

599 Edition

The Atlético Madrid Chronicle

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Álex Baena takes the afternoon — 9.23

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Álex Baena provided it, and the 9.23 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Atlético Madrid turn down Valencia for José Martínez

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Julián Álvarez yet — 8.68

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.68 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Peter Johnson arrives at Atlético Madrid as the heir apparent

Every dressing room knows how to read a signing like this one. Peter Johnson is not here to sit and wait indefinitely, and the man whose place he has been bought to take knows it better than anyone.

Squad

A move Peter Johnson would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Peter Johnson is living that version at Atlético Madrid, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Álex Baena is carrying Atlético Madrid

14 goals and a season average of 7.56. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Enrique Álvarez says Atlético Madrid went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Álex Baena in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Atlético Madrid this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Tomás Gallardo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Atlético Madrid they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

598 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The cup run ends for Arsenal Tula

1‑2 against Spartak Moscow, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Arsenal Tula

0‑3 against Krylya Sovetov, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Mamadou Coulibaly puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arsenal Tula, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tadeáš Stoppen keeps Arsenal Tula in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ondrej Masopust says Arsenal Tula went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

No end in sight to Arsenal Tula's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Arsenal Tula has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dilan Godoy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Arsenal Tula

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

In brief

597 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Arsenal Tula can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

A brace, and Peter Johnson takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Peter Johnson provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Arsenal Tula

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamadou Coulibaly

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamadou Coulibaly will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Vicente Montes keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Arsenal Tula may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.66 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

8 goals as Arsenal Tula and Spartak Moscow go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Arsenal Tula and Spartak Moscow, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

596 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Arsenal Tula

A 1‑5 beating by CSKA Moscow was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Arsenal Tula

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

6 goals as Arsenal Tula and CSKA Moscow go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Arsenal Tula and CSKA Moscow, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Khubulov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mamadou Coulibaly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bautista Kociubinski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Arsenal Tula dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

The one thing Alexandr Khubulov could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

595 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The terraces

The mood at Arsenal Tula has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Tadeáš Stoppen keeps Arsenal Tula in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tomás Olase yet — 8.22

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.22 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.63 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Peter Johnson

Marked 9.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Peter Johnson sends Arsenal Tula past Baltika

It finished 3‑1, and it was Peter Johnson’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Arsenal Tula.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dilan Godoy at his very best

Marked 9.19. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

In brief

594 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

9 matches without a win for Arsenal Tula

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Arsenal Tula are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tadeáš Stoppen

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Maciej Wolicki: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Arsenal Tula have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.58 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Arsenal Tula come up short against Krasnodar

Krasnodar left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alexandr Khubulov at his very best

Marked 8.35. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dilan Godoy

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Peter Johnson could have had three

12 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

593 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 64 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Arsenal Tula can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

No end in sight to Arsenal Tula's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Arsenal Tula has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamadou Coulibaly

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamadou Coulibaly will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Ville Tikkanen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Arsenal Tula may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Home is on Mamadou Coulibaly's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Arsenal Tula are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Arsenal Tula against Orenburg

0‑2 to Orenburg, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Alexandr Khubulov keeps on missing

Shots: 13, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

592 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Vladlen Zimnin damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Mamadou Coulibaly asks to leave Arsenal Tula

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Arsenal Tula boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

No end in sight to Arsenal Tula's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Arsenal Tula has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Anton Zhiga keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Arsenal Tula may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Vaclav Jankto is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Arsenal Tula is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Alexandr Khubulov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Alexandr Khubulov in the eights

A performance of 8.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

591 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tadeáš Stoppen decides it from twelve yards

3 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Cup progress for Arsenal Tula

A 2‑2 win over Akron, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

Vladlen Zimnin damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Arsenal Tula has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

The wait goes on for Arsenal Tula

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Alexandr Khubulov in the eights

A performance of 8.49 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jaime Navarro

Marked 8.51 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

590 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Vladlen Zimnin damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Alexandr Khubulov scores twice — 8.78

Two goals and a mark of 8.78 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Ondrej Masopust says Arsenal Tula went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is carrying Arsenal Tula

9 goals and a season average of 7.62. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

The wait goes on for Arsenal Tula

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Arsenal Tula and Lokomotiv Moscow in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.21. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Honours even between Arsenal Tula and Lokomotiv Moscow

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

589 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tadeáš Stoppen keeps Arsenal Tula in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamadou Coulibaly

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamadou Coulibaly will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Michelangelo Conti rescues a point for Arsenal Tula

It needed Michelangelo Conti to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Torpedo Moscow, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

The one thing Dilan Godoy could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

The one thing Alexandr Khubulov could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Peter Johnson could have had three

7 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

588 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Mamadou Coulibaly out for 99 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tadeáš Stoppen

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Grigory Sapunov

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal Tula lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Mamadou Coulibaly hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Arsenal Tula

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Arsenal Tula is running low.

Squad

Temirkhan Bitarov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Arsenal Tula have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Vaclav Jankto has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Arsenal Tula they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Arsenal Tula come up short against Rostov

Rostov left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

587 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mamadou Coulibaly breaks a bone — 106 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 106 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Arsenal Tula taken apart

2‑6 to Zenit, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

The terraces

Anger at Arsenal Tula spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Grigory Sapunov damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tomás Olase yet — 8.65

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.65 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Anton Zhiga out for 38 days

The medical room confirms 38 days on the sidelines for Anton Zhiga, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Arsenal Tula and Zenit in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Khubulov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Peter Johnson was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.71. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

586 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Mamadou Coulibaly breaks a bone — 113 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 113 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tadeáš Stoppen keeps Arsenal Tula in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Grigory Sapunov damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Henry Mitchell was immovable

30 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Nobody wants to play Arsenal Tula right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is carrying Arsenal Tula

9 goals and a season average of 7.59. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Dilan Godoy at his very best

Marked 9.40. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

Match

Arsenal Tula keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Match

Dilan Godoy sends Arsenal Tula past Dinamo Makhachkala

It finished 1‑0, and it was Dilan Godoy’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Arsenal Tula.

In brief

585 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mamadou Coulibaly breaks a bone — 120 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 120 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Grigory Sapunov damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Arsenal Tula tear Akron apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Akron, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Alexandr Khubulov takes the afternoon — 8.88

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Alexandr Khubulov provided it, and the 8.88 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mamadou Coulibaly

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mamadou Coulibaly will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Peter Johnson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Henry Mitchell, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.75

A mark of 7.75 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Nobody wants to play Arsenal Tula right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is carrying Arsenal Tula

8 goals and a season average of 7.52. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

584 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mamadou Coulibaly breaks a bone — 127 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 127 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Arsenal Tula march on in the cup

Spartak Nalchik are out and Arsenal Tula go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Jaime Navarro breaks Spartak Nalchik hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Jaime Navarro scored in the 88th minute, Spartak Nalchik had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Arsenal Tula took the lot.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jaime Navarro takes the afternoon — 8.55

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jaime Navarro provided it, and the 8.55 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Mamadou Coulibaly asks to leave Arsenal Tula

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Tomás Olase, 33, rolls back the years — 9.09

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.09 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Arsenal Tula boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Only the photograph left for Vaclav Jankto

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Vaclav Jankto will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Vaclav Jankto signs for Rostov while still at Arsenal Tula

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Vaclav Jankto has agreed terms with Rostov for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

In brief

583 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Arsenal Tula spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Mamadou Coulibaly breaks a bone — 134 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 134 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Arsenal Tula let it slip despite Stanislav Oleinik

Stanislav Oleinik had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Krylya Sovetov were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Player ratings

Stanislav Oleinik scores twice — 9.08

Two goals and a mark of 9.08 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tomás Olase yet — 8.05

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Arsenal Tula

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Anton Zhiga out for 66 days

The medical room confirms 66 days on the sidelines for Anton Zhiga, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Alexandr Khubulov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dilan Godoy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

582 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mamadou Coulibaly breaks a bone — 141 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 141 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy scores twice — 9.44

Two goals and a mark of 9.44 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Tomás Olase, 33, rolls back the years — 8.87

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.87 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Arsenal Tula leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

6 goals as Arsenal Tula and Spartak Moscow go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Arsenal Tula and Spartak Moscow, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Arsenal Tula find a way past Spartak Moscow

Spartak Moscow made Arsenal Tula work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Anton Zhiga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is carrying Arsenal Tula

7 goals and a season average of 7.39. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

581 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Arsenal Tula

1‑5 against CSKA Moscow, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Arsenal Tula sink to position 14

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Mamadou Coulibaly is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Arsenal Tula is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

No end in sight to Arsenal Tula's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Arsenal Tula has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Arsenal Tula to lose Mamadou Coulibaly for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Mamadou Coulibaly has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Match

6 goals as Arsenal Tula and CSKA Moscow go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Arsenal Tula and CSKA Moscow, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Khubulov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Arsenal Tula

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

One of those days for Peter Johnson

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

580 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Mamadou Coulibaly, 38, rolls back the years — 8.52

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.52 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tomás Olase stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tomás Olase and Arsenal Tula agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Dilan Godoy

Marked 8.89 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Peter Johnson

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Peter Johnson at his very best

Marked 8.17. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

Squad

A last season at home is what Mamadou Coulibaly is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Honours even between Arsenal Tula and Baltika

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

579 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Arsenal Tula spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dilan Godoy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Maxim Mamaev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Maxim Mamaev and Arsenal Tula agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Maxim Mamaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Arsenal Tula against Krasnodar

0‑2 to Krasnodar, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Arsenal Tula count the cost of losing Tadeáš Stoppen

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Peter Johnson runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Alexandr Khubulov

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

578 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lumbardh Dellova says Arsenal Tula went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Orenburg take the points off Arsenal Tula

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Anton Zhiga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bautista Kociubinski

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alexandr Khubulov

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Peter Johnson leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

The Tomás Olase talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Arsenal Tula know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

577 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ville Tikkanen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Arsenal Tula may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tadeáš Stoppen keeps Arsenal Tula in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Gastón Maldonado has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Arsenal Tula they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dilan Godoy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.42. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Arsenal Tula find a way past Pari Nizhniy Novgorod

Pari Nizhniy Novgorod made Arsenal Tula work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Maxim Mamaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Alexandr Khubulov in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Stanislav Oleinik in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

576 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tomás Olase

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal Tula lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Peter Johnson says Arsenal Tula went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for Arsenal Tula

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Arsenal Tula are no longer polite ones.

Match

Arsenal Tula are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Arsenal Tula against KAMAZ

1‑2 to KAMAZ, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Anton Zhiga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.21. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Gastón Maldonado at his very best

Marked 8.14. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

In brief

575 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tomás Olase

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal Tula lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Arsenal Tula spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Arsenal Tula

A 1‑4 beating by Lokomotiv Moscow was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Gastón Maldonado hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Tadeáš Stoppen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Arsenal Tula

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Khubulov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Arsenal Tula leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Anton Zhiga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

574 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tomás Olase

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal Tula lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Arsenal Tula

Beaten 0‑3 by Torpedo Moscow, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bautista Kociubinski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Home is on Gastón Maldonado's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Arsenal Tula are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Arsenal Tula dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Dilan Godoy

12 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

The one thing Alexandr Khubulov could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Peter Johnson

8 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

569 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tomás Olase

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal Tula lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Arsenal Tula

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Arsenal Tula is running low.

Squad

A fracture rules Ruslan Bagaev out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Arsenal Tula will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ruslan Gorbachev asks to leave Arsenal Tula

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A move Ruslan Bagaev would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Ruslan Bagaev is living that version at Arsenal Tula, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Cracovia come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Arsenal Tula did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

In brief

565 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tomás Olase

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal Tula lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Arsenal Tula

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Henry Mitchell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arsenal Tula, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Francesco Longo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Arsenal Tula is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Edarlyn Reyes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dilan Godoy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

561 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tomás Olase

125 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arsenal Tula lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Arsenal Tula boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Henry Mitchell hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Francesco Longo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Arsenal Tula they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Edarlyn Reyes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Matías Fernández's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Arsenal Tula are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

557 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Arsenal Tula

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Gastón Maldonado puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arsenal Tula, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Francesco Longo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Arsenal Tula is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Khubulov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Maxim Mamaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antonio Romano has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Arsenal Tula will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

554 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Peter Johnson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arsenal Tula, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Edarlyn Reyes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ondrej Masopust signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ondrej Masopust and Arsenal Tula agree another 4 years.

Squad

5 new faces, and Arsenal Tula are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

The Tomás Olase talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Arsenal Tula know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

549 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Arsenal Tula can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Dilan Godoy leads the rout of Orenburg

3‑0, and Dilan Godoy took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Arsenal Tula tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Arsenal Tula

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Shinnik come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Arsenal Tula did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Bautista Kociubinski

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Dilan Godoy takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Peter Johnson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Francesco Longo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Arsenal Tula is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

545 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Arsenal Tula

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Arsenal Tula boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Peter Johnson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Francesco Longo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Francesco Longo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Edarlyn Reyes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Daniel Bayam Sylte stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Daniel Bayam Sylte and Arsenal Tula agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

CSKA Moscow take the points off Arsenal Tula

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Dilan Godoy is carrying Arsenal Tula

7 goals and a season average of 7.36. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

544 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Arsenal Tula

A 2‑5 beating by Rostov was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

A brace, and Stanislav Oleinik takes the afternoon — 8.51

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Stanislav Oleinik provided it, and the 8.51 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

7 matches without a win for Arsenal Tula

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Arsenal Tula are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Matías Fernández

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Edarlyn Reyes in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stanislav Oleinik among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Stanislav Oleinik on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Arsenal Tula and Rostov.

Squad

Stanislav Oleinik falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Basil Tuma at his very best

Marked 8.18. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

Squad

Peter Johnson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

539 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Arsenal Tula has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Arsenal Tula bow out of the cup

Fakel go through and Arsenal Tula go home, 1‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matías Fernández

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matías Fernández will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Matías Fernández

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Peter Johnson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arsenal Tula, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Gastón Maldonado goes up and wins it — 7.91

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.91 for the rest of it.

Boardroom

Arsenal Tula to lose Vladyslav Felipovych for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Vladyslav Felipovych has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Lumbardh Dellova wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Arsenal Tula know it.

Squad

Dilan Godoy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

536 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Matías Fernández

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Henry Mitchell asks to leave Arsenal Tula

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexandr Khubulov commits to Arsenal Tula for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Alexandr Khubulov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Arsenal Tula against Baltika

2‑3 to Baltika, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Basil Tuma is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Alexandr Khubulov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy could have had three

8 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Player ratings

Basil Tuma runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

535 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Arsenal Tula has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Matías Fernández keeps Arsenal Tula in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Matías Fernández has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Arsenal Tula they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Peter Johnson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Alexandr Khubulov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Basil Tuma was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.95. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Dilan Godoy in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stanislav Oleinik is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tomás Olase at his very best

Marked 8.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

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