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9 Feb 2027
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28 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.95 with 43 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

The run at home goes on for Arsenal Tula

16 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Market

Arsenal Tula say no — this time

The offer from Spartak Moscow for Miloš Brnović was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Arsenal Tula make their move for Javohir Esonqulov

$2.2M on the table at Merani. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Alexandr Melikhov asks to leave Arsenal Tula

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Arsenal Tula know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Arsenal Tula walk away from Dmitry Lesnikov

$260.0K was the most the club would pay and Volgar were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dmitry Lesnikov

Arsenal Tula asked and Volgar said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

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Market

Bruno Sabino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arsenal Tula, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Zeleznicar Pancevo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Arsenal Tula did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Arsenal Tula sign Timur Magomedov for $760.0K

The paperwork is done: Timur Magomedov joins from Dinamo Makhachkala in a deal worth $760.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Words exchanged at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Edarlyn Reyes is carrying Arsenal Tula

11 goals and a season average of 7.42. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Moscow tell Arsenal Tula: Luis Chávez is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Mikhail Levashov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Eyes on Artem Arutyunov again

The phone has started ringing about Artem Arutyunov again, and this time the name on the line is Sokol. Arsenal Tula are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

A bad afternoon for Arsenal Tula against Sokol

0‑1 to Sokol, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

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The Arsenal Tula Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

42 goals and a season average of 7.98 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

The run at home goes on for Arsenal Tula

15 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Market

Tigran Avanesyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Arsenal Tula see off Neftekhimik

Three points for Arsenal Tula, 5‑3 the final word against Neftekhimik in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Jonathan Dellarossa among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Jonathan Dellarossa on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Arsenal Tula and Neftekhimik.

Squad

A row about effort at Arsenal Tula

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ilja Gaponov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Timur Melekestsev attracts admirers

The name of Timur Melekestsev has come up in conversations Arsenal Tula were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

25 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Edarlyn Reyes beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 32. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Arsenal Tula refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 65 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Spartak Kostroma end the Arsenal Tula run at 15

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 15 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Market

Arsenal Tula say no — this time

The offer from Navbahor for Edarlyn Reyes was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ilja Gaponov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Spartak Kostroma take the points off Arsenal Tula

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Daniil Penchikov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniil Penchikov, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Arsenal Tula

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

24 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

15 unbeaten for Arsenal Tula

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 15 matches without defeat is a foundation Arsenal Tula did not have in the autumn.

Match

Arsenal Tula march on in the cup

Orenburg are out and Arsenal Tula go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Melbourne City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Arsenal Tula did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

The run at home goes on for Arsenal Tula

14 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Ruslan Bart beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Vintage Paulo Renê — 7.81

At 38 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.81, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Artem Arutyunov

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

Ilja Gaponov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

23 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Arsenal Tula do not lose

13 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Paulo Renê hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Yenisey end the Arsenal Tula run at 12

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 12 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Arsenal Tula will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Player ratings

Igor Gorbunov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Edarlyn Reyes

11 goals and a season average of 7.44 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Miloš Brnović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Bruno Sabino wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Arsenal Tula can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kirill Bolshakov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kirill Bolshakov, and the manager let it.

In brief

22 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

38 goals and a season average of 7.97 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

12 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Match

The view from the top for Arsenal Tula

61 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Market

Bruno Sabino hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Arsenal Tula can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The run at home goes on for Arsenal Tula

13 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

The dugout

Timur Zhamaletdinov says Arsenal Tula went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Arsenal Tula see off Rodina

Three points for Arsenal Tula, 2‑1 the final word against Rodina in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

Wages eat 228% of everything Arsenal Tula earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

21 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

37 goals and a season average of 7.98 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

11 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Match

Arsenal Tula keep winning on the road

5 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Arsenal Tula get the job done against Ural

A 2‑1 win over Ural, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mikhail Levashov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mikhail Levashov, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Arsenal Tula and Rodina meet at the summit

The fixture the rest of the division is looking forward to more than either of the sides in it. Both know a win changes the season and a defeat does not end it, which is what makes it hard to play.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Edarlyn Reyes

Marked 8.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jonathan Dellarossa

Marked 8.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

20 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

36 goals and a season average of 7.97 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Arsenal Tula make it 10 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Arsenal Tula have 10 straight wins of it.

Match

Arsenal Tula tear Torpedo Moscow apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Torpedo Moscow, and it could have been more.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

The run at home goes on for Arsenal Tula

12 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alexey Vakulich

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alexey Vakulich will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Makar Efimov steps up from the Arsenal Tula academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Makar Efimov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Edarlyn Reyes at his very best

Marked 8.34. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Arsenal Tula.

In brief

  • Looking ahead The big one: Ural come into view
  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Miloš Brnović at his very best
  • Squad Ivan Markelov falls out with a teammate over standards
19 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

33 goals and a season average of 7.91 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Arsenal Tula make it 9 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Arsenal Tula have 9 straight wins of it.

Match

Arsenal Tula up to position 2

52 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Jonathan Dellarossa scores twice — 9.06

Two goals and a mark of 9.06 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Bruno Sabino says Arsenal Tula went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The run at home goes on for Arsenal Tula

11 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Arsenal Tula know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Miloš Brnović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Jonathan Dellarossa the difference as Arsenal Tula beat Shinnik

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jonathan Dellarossa. 2‑1 against Shinnik, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

18 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.87 with 31 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Arsenal Tula tear Volga apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Volga, and it could have been more.

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

8 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A day Jonathan Dellarossa will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Bruno Sabino puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arsenal Tula, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Arsenal Tula are at home on the road

4 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Boardroom

229% of the income goes out in wages at Arsenal Tula

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

One of their own: Ruslan Bart

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

In brief

17 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.79 with 28 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Arsenal Tula tear SKA Khabarovsk apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑2 against SKA Khabarovsk, and it could have been more.

Match

Arsenal Tula march on in the cup

Sokol are out and Arsenal Tula go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

7 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Player ratings

Timur Melekestsev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody wins at Arsenal Tula

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Arsenal Tula and SKA Khabarovsk in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

16 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.71 with 25 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Arsenal Tula run riot against Chernomorets

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jonathan Dellarossa takes the afternoon — 9.02

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jonathan Dellarossa provided it, and the 9.02 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

5 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Alexey Vakulich has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Arsenal Tula they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ilja Gaponov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Arsenal Tula. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Player ratings

One of those days for Igor Gorbunov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

15 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A day Jonathan Dellarossa will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

Arsenal Tula tear Ufa apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Ufa, and it could have been more.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.65 with 23 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Arsenal Tula up to position 2

40 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Match

Arsenal Tula make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Arsenal Tula have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

One of our own: Yefrem Borodin joins the Arsenal Tula first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Yefrem Borodin is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Match

Arsenal Tula make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

One of those days for Edarlyn Reyes

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.02, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

14 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A day Jonathan Dellarossa will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Bruno Sabino asks to leave Arsenal Tula

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.55 with 19 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ruslan Bart at 20 — 7.69

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ruslan Bart did not need any: 7.69, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Nobody wants to play Arsenal Tula right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jonathan Dellarossa sends Arsenal Tula past Chaika

It finished 3‑1, and it was Jonathan Dellarossa’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Arsenal Tula.

Squad

Home is on Bruno Sabino's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Arsenal Tula are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

229% of the income goes out in wages at Arsenal Tula

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

13 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Cruel end for Rotor as Arsenal Tula pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Arsenal Tula scored in the 92th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jonathan Dellarossa takes the afternoon — 9.59

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jonathan Dellarossa provided it, and the 9.59 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Both of them Edarlyn Reyes's — 8.48

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.48, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Ruslan Bart, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.13

A mark of 8.13 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.45 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Edarlyn Reyes sends Arsenal Tula past Rotor

It finished 4‑2, and it was Edarlyn Reyes’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Arsenal Tula.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Erving Botaka-Yoboma is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Kirill Bolshakov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Squad Too much change too quickly at Arsenal Tula
  • The dugout A promise honoured for Gregor Brekalo
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
12 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Ruslan Bart leads the rout of Fakel

3‑0, and Ruslan Bart took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Arsenal Tula tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Ruslan Bart, 20, steals the show — 8.20

Marked 8.20 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

The dugout

Timur Melekestsev says Arsenal Tula went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Alexey Vakulich is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Arsenal Tula is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

14 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Igor Gorbunov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ruslan Bart

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Edarlyn Reyes in the eights

A performance of 8.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

11 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Arsenal Tula are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 28 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

The dugout

Paulo Renê: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Arsenal Tula have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The run is over for Arsenal Tula

11 matches without defeat, and then KAMAZ. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Arsenal Tula know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

One of our own: Vladislav Pyankov joins the Arsenal Tula first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Vladislav Pyankov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Ivan Protasov joins the Arsenal Tula first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ivan Protasov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Match

Arsenal Tula come up short against KAMAZ

KAMAZ left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Arsenal Tula training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ivan Markelov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • The dugout Leon Sabua gets it from the manager
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout The form table has caught Bruno Sabino
10 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Cup progress for Arsenal Tula

A 3‑0 win over Irkutsk, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

Jonathan Dellarossa scores twice — 9.17

Two goals and a mark of 9.17 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Artem Arutyunov scores twice — 8.45

Two goals and a mark of 8.45 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

11 unbeaten for Arsenal Tula

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 11 matches without defeat is a foundation Arsenal Tula did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ruslan Bart at 20 — 8.03

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ruslan Bart did not need any: 8.03, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

13 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Arsenal Tula see off Sokol

Three points for Arsenal Tula, 3‑1 the final word against Sokol in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

Wages eat 312% of everything Arsenal Tula earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

9 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Arsenal Tula

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Neftekhimik end the Arsenal Tula run at 8

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 8 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

11 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Edarlyn Reyes was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.24. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Paulo Renê falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 86 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon Arsenal Tula had all but put away. Neftekhimik will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Boardroom

Inquest at Arsenal Tula

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

16 new faces, and Arsenal Tula are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

8 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

8 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Match

No mercy from Arsenal Tula

Spartak Kostroma will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Arsenal Tula were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alexey Vakulich

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alexey Vakulich will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Arsenal Tula the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jonathan Dellarossa

Marked 9.73 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Transfer targets

No deal for Victor Okishor at that price

Arsenal Tula offered $50.0K; Dinamo Moscow said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Valentin Paltsev

Arsenal Tula asked and Krasnodar said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Arsenal Tula

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ivan Markelov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Edarlyn Reyes at his very best
  • Player ratings Igor Gorbunov in the eights
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
7 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

7 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Player ratings

Edarlyn Reyes scores twice — 8.44

Two goals and a mark of 8.44 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

3 goals for Jonathan Dellarossa

The match ball belongs to Jonathan Dellarossa, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

6 saves: Mikhail Levashov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 24 signed and 9 gone

That is the business done at Arsenal Tula until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market

Arsenal Tula turn down Chernomorets for Artem Arutyunov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Arsenal Tula see off Chelyabinsk

Three points for Arsenal Tula, 5‑3 the final word against Chelyabinsk in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words exchanged at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Arsenal Tula make their move for Victor Okishor

$50.0K on the table at Dinamo Moscow. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

In brief

6 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Timur Melekestsev turns Radnicki 1923 down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jonathan Dellarossa takes the afternoon — 9.07

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jonathan Dellarossa provided it, and the 9.07 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Arsenal Tula make it 6 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Arsenal Tula have 6 straight wins of it.

Transfer targets

Victor Okishor turns down Arsenal Tula

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Dinamo Moscow keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Jonathan Dellarossa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Igor Gorbunov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Arsenal Tula rebuffed over Gabriel Vázquez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Quilmes have kept their man, and Arsenal Tula go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Arsenal Tula see off Yenisey

Three points for Arsenal Tula, 2‑1 the final word against Yenisey in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Erving Botaka-Yoboma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

5 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Arsenal Tula right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Jihlava watching Timur Melekestsev

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Arsenal Tula have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Player ratings

Edarlyn Reyes was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Miloš Brnović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Patronato tell Arsenal Tula: Joaquín Barolín is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Arsenal Tula keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Match

Jonathan Dellarossa sends Arsenal Tula past Rodina

It finished 1‑0, and it was Jonathan Dellarossa’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Arsenal Tula.

Player ratings

Jonathan Dellarossa was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Ivan Markelov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

4 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Arsenal Tula say no — this time

The offer from Nizhniy Novgorod for Edarlyn Reyes was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Alexey Vakulich has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Arsenal Tula they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Arsenal Tula bid $540.0K for Mikhail Schetinin

The offer went to Lokomotiv Moscow this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Boardroom

Alexey Vakulich has agreed to leave Arsenal Tula for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Arsenal Tula walk away from Alexandre Jesus

$880.0K was the most the club would pay and Orenburg were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Igor Gorbunov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Arsenal Tula agree a free transfer for Ilja Volnov

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dimitris Kaloskamis

Arsenal Tula asked and AEK said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

3 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Arsenal Tula say no — this time

The offer from Javor-Matis for Timur Melekestsev was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

A move Ilja Gaponov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Ilja Gaponov is living that version at Arsenal Tula, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

No deal for Gilson Benchimol at that price

Arsenal Tula offered $1.2M; Akron said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Match

Arsenal Tula cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Makhachkala tell Arsenal Tula: Miro is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Igor Gorbunov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Stepan Oganesyan for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Arsenal Tula will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Match

Stepan Oganesyan sends Arsenal Tula past Torpedo Moscow

It finished 3‑2, and it was Stepan Oganesyan’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Arsenal Tula.

Boardroom

Ilja Gruznov will join Arsenal Tula for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Ilja Gruznov has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Arsenal Tula have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief

2 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A move Stepan Oganesyan would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Stepan Oganesyan is living that version at Arsenal Tula, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Arsenal Tula turn down Volna Pinsk for Alexey Vakulich

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Arsenal Tula rebuffed over Ramazan Kärimov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Astana have kept their man, and Arsenal Tula go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Vladimir Leskov will not be coming to Arsenal Tula

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Astra is saying, and nobody at Arsenal Tula is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Tempers go at Arsenal Tula

Miloš Brnović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Arsenal Tula get the job done against Shinnik

A 2‑0 win over Shinnik, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Market

Anton Karpov steps up from the Arsenal Tula academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Anton Karpov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Evgeniy Laptev steps up from the Arsenal Tula academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Evgeniy Laptev has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Vadim Putin joins the Arsenal Tula first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Vadim Putin is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

1 Edition

The Arsenal Tula Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A day Artem Arutyunov will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Market

Pakhtakor come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Arsenal Tula did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

An offer of $750.0K for Jonathan Dellarossa

Arsenal Tula have gone to Central Espanol with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Miloš Brnović signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Miloš Brnović commits to Arsenal Tula for another 4 years.

Squad

Miloš Brnović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arsenal Tula this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Artem Arutyunov

Marked 9.58 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Igor Gorbunov the difference as Arsenal Tula beat Volga

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Igor Gorbunov. 3‑2 against Volga, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Artem Arutyunov

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

Mikhail Levashov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief