Leon Simon

Defensive Midfielder - Kun Khalifat
12 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process

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625 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

26 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Joseph Awoniyi damages knee ligaments — 121 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 121 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Odion Kalu says Kun Khalifat went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Gil Barda for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Kun Khalifat will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Blessed Iyamu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Enyimba take the points off Kun Khalifat

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chidozie Abdullahi

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Felix Oloye

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

An afternoon John Eguavoen will want back

Marked 5.59. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

Back issues
619 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

19 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Patrick Egeonu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Patrick Egeonu and Kun Khalifat agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Blessed Iyamu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Felix Oloye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ikorodu City take the points off Kun Khalifat

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Stanley Nnanna

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

604 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Kun Khalifat spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Kun Khalifat

0‑3 against Rangers International, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Blessed Iyamu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Felix Oloye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Chinaza Joseph at his very best

Marked 8.23. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Kun Khalifat.

Boardroom

Inquest at Kun Khalifat

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Donald Essien has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kun Khalifat will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Gabriel Lekan

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abdullahi Nwankwo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

599 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Match

Alex Amaefula’s goal not enough for Kun Khalifat

Alex Amaefula scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Katsina United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Blessed Iyamu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Felix Oloye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Alex Amaefula was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Costly mistake from Gil Barda

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Gil Barda knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Gil Barda's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chinaza Joseph

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Blessed Iyamu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Blessed Iyamu signs something — a contract at Kun Khalifat or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

581 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gabriel Lekan breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Kun Khalifat

0‑4 against Plateau United, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Musa Lookman says Kun Khalifat went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Match

5 matches without a goal for Kun Khalifat

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Amaefula is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Felix Oloye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Odion Omeruo

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Inquest at Kun Khalifat

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

579 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gabriel Lekan breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Amaefula is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Kun Khalifat

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Felix Oloye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kun Khalifat come up short against Niger Tornadoes

Niger Tornadoes left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Kun Khalifat count the cost of losing Musa Lookman

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

The Blessed Iyamu question follows Kun Khalifat around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Blessed Iyamu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Blessed Iyamu

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Godstime Edewor

Marked 5.51, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

564 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Chinaza Joseph

84 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kun Khalifat lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Kun Khalifat has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

The wait goes on for Kun Khalifat

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Leon Simon keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kun Khalifat may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Alex Amaefula falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Kun Khalifat

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Kun Khalifat

Felix Oloye was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Blessed Iyamu was immovable

20 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

No goals between Kun Khalifat and Bendel Insurance

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Bendel Insurance will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

546 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Kun Khalifat's wait for a win

40 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kun Khalifat has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Kun Khalifat taken apart

0‑3 to Shooting Stars, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Felix Oloye in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kun Khalifat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timilehin Olukotun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chinonso Romanus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Kun Khalifat

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Odion Kalu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Odion Kalu commits to Kun Khalifat for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Amaefula

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Blessed Iyamu question follows Kun Khalifat around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Blessed Iyamu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief