The Valerenga Gazette
Market1 Jan 2029
Aaron Kiil Olsen raises the bar for Valerenga
“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Valerenga heard it as anything else.
Squad1 Jan 2029
Tempers go at Valerenga
Henrik Skogvold was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Squad1 Jan 2029
Home is on Haris Berbić's mind
“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Valerenga are dealing with a man who wants a different country.
Squad1 Jan 2029
Thomas Elyounoussi signs a new deal
“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thomas Elyounoussi commits to Valerenga for another 4 years.
The dugout1 Jan 2029
Brice Ambina gets picked when it counts
Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Brice Ambina is on it.
Squad1 Jan 2029
Amin Cosic falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
The dugout1 Jan 2029
No hiding place for Magnus Bjørnstad
“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Magnus Bjørnstad, and the manager let it.
Market1 Jan 2029
Talks stall between Valerenga and Haris Berbić
“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.
Market1 Jan 2029
The Håkon Sjåtil question follows Valerenga around
Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Håkon Sjåtil’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.
In brief
- The dugout Taha Usman asks for a word with the manager
- Market Vegard Solheim joins Valerenga on a free
- The dugout The manager plants his flag on Kevin Tshiembe