DeAndre Johnson

Left Forward - Colorado Rapids
9 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for DeAndre Johnson

742 Edition

The Colorado Rapids Gazette

15 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Job done: Colorado Rapids advance past St. Louis CITY SC

The tie is over and the right side of it is theirs. 2‑1 on the night, a dressing room that will not come down for a day and a half, and a next round nobody has thought about yet.

Squad

Connor Dempsey damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Colorado Rapids make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Colorado Rapids have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Colorado Rapids

Lucas Herrington was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Miles Pulisic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ian Glavinovich falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ian Glavinovich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

The run at home goes on for Colorado Rapids

8 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Jack Yedlin — 7.66

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 11 actions, 7.66, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

In brief

Back issues
730 Edition

The Colorado Rapids Gazette

23 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Connor Dempsey

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colorado Rapids lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Jorge Dos Santos out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Colorado Rapids will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

DeAndre Johnson says Colorado Rapids went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Colorado Rapids training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ian Glavinovich is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ian Glavinovich

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Noah Cobb

7.56, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Colorado Rapids had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

720 Edition

The Colorado Rapids Gazette

14 May 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nothing got past Iago

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Noah Cobb, 34, rolls back the years — 7.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.81 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Sydney Wathuta is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Colorado Rapids is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Colorado Rapids to lose Sydney Wathuta for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Sydney Wathuta has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Darren Yapi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Colorado Rapids

Dante Sealy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ian Glavinovich

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of DeAndre Johnson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Noah Cobb has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Colorado Rapids will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

685 Edition

The Colorado Rapids Gazette

12 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words at Colorado Rapids training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ian Glavinovich is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Colorado Rapids

Dante Sealy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

San Jose Earthquakes take the points off Colorado Rapids

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of DeAndre Johnson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Walker Turner signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Walker Turner and Colorado Rapids agree another 4 years.

Market

Felipe Medina told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Felipe Medina has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Colorado Rapids.

In brief

674 Edition

The Colorado Rapids Gazette

27 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ted Ku-DiPietro

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colorado Rapids lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jack Dempsey breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

DeAndre Johnson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Colorado Rapids have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

671 Edition

The Colorado Rapids Gazette

6 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ted Ku-DiPietro

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colorado Rapids lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Colorado Rapids has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Jack Dempsey breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

DeAndre Johnson gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. DeAndre Johnson has just signed for Colorado Rapids, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Colorado Rapids lose Juan Cantú

77 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Hamzat Ojediran

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Boardroom

Colorado Rapids agree a free transfer for Aaron Johnson

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Player ratings

Darren Yapi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Iago was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief