Rick Aké

Central Defender - Telstar
7 Sep 2036
Sunday
Process

Marked for Rick Aké

506 Edition

The Telstar Herald

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Rick Aké: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Telstar have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tyrese Noslin: 10 seasons and counting

412 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Telstar know exactly what they have.

Market

Only the photograph left for Markus Dragovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Markus Dragovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Telstar the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Telstar to lose Markus Dragovic for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Markus Dragovic has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A row about effort at Telstar

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Justin Devenny was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Telstar

Marco Boras was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jesús Parra

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jesús Parra, and the manager let it.

Squad

Telstar lose Hans Vertonghen

39 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Rojendro Oudsten stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.41 on the card, and the Telstar support went home talking about one name.

In brief

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Market

Robin Dijks hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Telstar can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daley Xavi Simons

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daley Xavi Simons will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Telstar the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Telstar cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Player ratings

Amir Ammi was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Amir Ammi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Telstar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Telstar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Devenny is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Naledi Hlongwane sends Telstar past Roda

It finished 1‑0, and it was Naledi Hlongwane’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Telstar.

Player ratings

Justin Devenny was the difference for Telstar

Marked 7.57. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief

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The Telstar Herald

4 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Telstar

MVV Maastricht will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Telstar were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Naledi Hlongwane takes the afternoon — 8.07

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Naledi Hlongwane provided it, and the 8.07 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Daniel Martin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Telstar may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 0 in, 3 out at Telstar

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 0 arrived, 3 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Marco Boras in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Telstar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Telstar

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Amir Ammi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Amir Ammi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Márk Bíró named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Márk Bíró is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

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31 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Lukas Cakoni leads the rout of De Graafschap

4‑1, and Lukas Cakoni took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Telstar tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Lukas Cakoni scores twice — 8.46

Two goals and a mark of 8.46 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Rick Aké keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Telstar may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

7 unbeaten for Telstar

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Telstar did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Amir Ammi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Telstar this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Justin Devenny falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Erick Mothiba at his very best

Marked 8.47. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Telstar.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Justin Devenny

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The decline has begun for Sámuel Major

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Telstar is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

In brief

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The Telstar Herald

17 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Amir Ammi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Telstar can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Stijn Dirks stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Words at Telstar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Justin Devenny is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Telstar

Joshua Cantt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marco Hateboer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Telstar and Márk Bíró are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Omar Achouitar's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

Anass Hamite told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Anass Hamite has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Telstar.

In brief

479 Edition

The Telstar Herald

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Telstar run riot against Jong Utrecht

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Erick Mothiba's — 8.82

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.82, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

A brace, and Naledi Hlongwane takes the afternoon — 7.96

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Naledi Hlongwane provided it, and the 7.96 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Balazs Kleinheisler: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Telstar have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Rick Aké gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Rick Aké has just signed for Telstar, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at Telstar

Tyrese Noslin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marco Hateboer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marco Hateboer and Telstar agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Telstar

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marco Hateboer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 4‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief