Bruno Ramirez

Right Midfielder - Artigas
23 Oct 2035
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Bruno Ramirez

482 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Octavio Pereira damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Bruno Ramirez out for 62 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Artigas will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Artigas

Nahuel López was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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481 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Octavio Pereira damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Bruno Ramirez out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Artigas will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Artigas

Carlos da Rosa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

480 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Octavio Pereira damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Bruno Ramirez out for 76 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Artigas will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Nicolás Laporte hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Artigas can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Pedro Ramallo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Artigas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ignacio Neira signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ignacio Neira and Artigas agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

$2.0M on the table at Artigas

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

479 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Octavio Pereira damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Bruno Ramirez out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Artigas will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nahuel López in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Artigas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

477 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Octavio Pereira

84 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Artigas lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Bruno Ramirez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Artigas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Andrew Teuten in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Artigas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Carlos da Rosa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Nicolás Castagno question follows Artigas around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nicolás Castagno’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Still no signature from Stefan Lončar

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Artigas could get for him.

In brief

475 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Octavio Pereira

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Artigas lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A first appearance Bruno Ramirez will want to forget — 5.79

Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.79, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.

Squad

Carlos da Rosa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Artigas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Carlos da Rosa

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jonathan Brizuela falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Pablo Nongoy’s goal not enough for Artigas

Pablo Nongoy scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Liverpool Montevideo, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Andrew Teuten gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

$2.0M on the table at Artigas

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Player ratings

An afternoon Ramon Sanchez will want back

Marked 4.46. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

467 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Andrew Teuten says Artigas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Diego Capdevila

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Carlos da Rosa

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The game went through Nicolás Castagno — 6.17

Marked 6.17 on 20 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Santino Quinteros delivers — 7.59

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Santino Quinteros scored, was marked 7.59, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Match

7 unbeaten for Artigas

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Artigas did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Artigas

Nahuel López was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Carlos da Rosa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Santino Quinteros rescues a point for Artigas

It needed Santino Quinteros to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Nacional, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

466 Edition

The Artigas Chronicle

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Artigas

Carlos da Rosa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Artigas

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Ignacio Neira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Carlos da Rosa in the eights

A performance of 8.41 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Renzo Rabino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nahuel López

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Artigas release $2.0M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

Market

Artigas buy the years ahead of Bruno Ramirez

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

When it matters, Carlos da Rosa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief