Simon Claesson

Left Forward - Elche
18 Sep 2038
Saturday
Process

Marked for Simon Claesson

596 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Elche run riot against Huesca

5‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A day Ali Houary will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ali Houary

15 goals and a season average of 7.68 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martim Neto yet — 8.96

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Simon Claesson says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Álvaro Rodríguez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ali Houary

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Elche and Huesca in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Market

The Álvaro Rodríguez story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Álvaro Rodríguez signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

Back issues
589 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The small margins put Elche out

Out, 0‑2 to Espanyol, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Lucas Cepeda, 35, rolls back the years — 9.22

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.22 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Dylan Patel

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Dylan Patel will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Elche the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Álvaro Rodríguez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jorman Mendoza lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Elche find a way past Las Palmas

Las Palmas made Elche work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Elche training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Federico Redondo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Dylan Patel runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ali Houary is carrying Elche

6 goals and a season average of 7.38. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

550 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ali Houary is carrying Elche

16 goals and a season average of 7.61. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martim Neto yet — 8.38

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.38 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Lucas Cepeda signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Lucas Cepeda and Elche agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Álvaro Rodríguez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Simon Claesson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Elche is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abiel Osorio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Mario Sierra will join Elche for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Mario Sierra has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Elche have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ali Houary

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Álvaro Rodríguez at his very best

Marked 8.58. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Elche.

In brief

546 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Javier Diez

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Elche lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Elche

Beaten 1‑4 by Real Madrid, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Ali Houary is carrying Elche

13 goals and a season average of 7.48. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Lucas Cepeda was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Simon Claesson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Elche is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

No hiding place for Álvaro Rodríguez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Álvaro Rodríguez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ali Houary in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Elche

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Loan watch

Nicolás Álvarez counts the days

“I watch every Elche game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Eibar runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

542 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Álvaro Rodríguez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Simon Claesson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Elche they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ali Houary is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.38 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

No hiding place for Abiel Osorio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abiel Osorio, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ali Houary

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Huesca take the points off Elche

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Nicolás Álvarez wants to come home

“I did not go to Eibar to sit and watch. I want to come back to Elche and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 25 matches say the rest.

Market

The Álvaro Rodríguez story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Álvaro Rodríguez signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

538 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Lucas Cepeda scores twice — 8.88

Two goals and a mark of 8.88 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Álvaro Rodríguez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Simon Claesson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Elche they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Celta take the points off Elche

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Yago Santiago falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Elche settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Celta spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ali Houary

8 goals and a season average of 7.24 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Josh Dede gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio leaves them behind him

Shots: 13. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

534 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A day Ali Houary will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

Ali Houary leads the rout of Villarreal

4‑1, and Ali Houary took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Elche tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Martim Neto, 33, rolls back the years — 8.78

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.78 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Elche make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Elche have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Álvaro Rodríguez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The run at home goes on for Elche

11 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Market

Simon Claesson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Elche is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ali Houary

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief