4 Sep 2029
Tuesday
Process
162 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Toni Fuidias keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Sandro Ferreira: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Germán Valera wants more than Elche are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

4 matches without a win for Elche

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Elche are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tete Morente

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

John Chetauya signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” John Chetauya commits to Elche for another 4 years.

Match

Elche come up short against Racing Santander

Racing Santander left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.69 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

Back issues
161 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Toni Fuidias

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Pablo Marí keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Tobias Jäger hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Betis take the points off Elche

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Álvaro Rodríguez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.76, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Buba Sangaré

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Buba Sangaré, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tete Morente

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal counts the days

“I watch every Elche game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Betis runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

160 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Toni Fuidias

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Germán Valera

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Lucas Soto is a Elche player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

Ricardo Parra comes home

The shirt still fits. Ricardo Parra is back at Elche, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Izei Rodríguez comes home

The shirt still fits. Izei Rodríguez is back at Elche, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Mario Jiménez comes home

The shirt still fits. Mario Jiménez is back at Elche, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Match

Real Sociedad take the points off Elche

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Álvaro Rodríguez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.49, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

159 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Elche lose Davy Klaassen

47 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Buba Sangaré signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Buba Sangaré and Elche agree another 5 years.

In brief

158 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Davy Klaassen raises the bar for Elche

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Elche heard it as anything else.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ali Houary signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ali Houary and Elche agree another 5 years.

Market

The Martim Neto question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Martim Neto’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Ali Houary knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ali Houary trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

A wage question at Elche

Damien Durand has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

157 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tobias Jäger asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Buba Sangaré gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Albacete expected to open talks for Sergio Espinosa

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Elche will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

The Germán Valera question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Germán Valera’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

A season on the outside for Thierry Henry

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Elche has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

156 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Simone Russini

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Buba Sangaré asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

155 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Elche count the cost of losing Davy Klaassen

78 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Elche count the cost of losing Reda Boultam

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Elche lose José Méndez

55 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Oviedo are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Elche will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Davy Klaassen

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

154 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Toni Fuidias signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Toni Fuidias and Elche agree another 4 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Pedro Ortiz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro Ortiz, and the manager let it.

In brief

153 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Elche sell Emiliano Filippis for $2.5M

Emiliano Filippis has left for Granada in a $2.5M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Elche turn down Albacete for Sergio Espinosa

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Facundo Ortíz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Facundo Ortíz, and the manager let it.

Market

The Germán Valera question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Germán Valera’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Reda Boultam asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

152 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Internacional come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Elche did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Facundo Ortíz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

David Affengruber out for 22 days

The medical room confirms 22 days on the sidelines for David Affengruber, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Sergio Espinosa has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Elche they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Granada expected to open talks for Emiliano Filippis

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Elche will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

  • Squad Rudy Kohon asks for a word with the manager
  • Squad A season on the outside for Dalisson
151 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Elche sell Alejandro Iturbe for $20.4M

Alejandro Iturbe has left for PSV in a $20.4M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Elche sign Dalisson for $1.4M

The paperwork is done: Dalisson joins from Córdoba in a deal worth $1.4M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Miguel Vieira signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Miguel Vieira commits to Elche for another 4 years.

Market

The David Affengruber story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until David Affengruber signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Experience through the door at Elche

Damien Durand arrives at 33 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

150 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ali Houary keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Sergio Espinosa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Alejandro Iturbe attracts admirers

The name of Alejandro Iturbe has come up in conversations Elche were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Josh Landers is a Elche player

The fee is $660.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Andorra drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Sergio Espinosa conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Albacete will make the call about Sergio Espinosa this week. Elche have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Pablo Marí

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

A season on the outside for Pablo Marí

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Elche has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Squad

Germán Valera called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Elche that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

In brief

149 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rudy Kohon hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Germán Valera wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Elche hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Facundo Ortíz is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Elche has been clear about where Facundo Ortíz stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Facundo Ortíz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Abiel Osorio story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Abiel Osorio signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

148 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Elche are in Europe

Qualification is done, and next season the floodlights come on for something bigger. A stage for the players, oxygen for the accounts and a passport for everybody else.

Squad

Elche count the cost of losing David Affengruber

55 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jonas Colaes signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jonas Colaes and Elche agree another 4 years.

Squad

Toni Fuidias gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Germán Valera linked with a move away

The name of Germán Valera keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Elche say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

147 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Marc Aguado: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matia Barzic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matia Barzic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Elche the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

146 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Martim Neto story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Martim Neto signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Brian White knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Brian White trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

  • Squad Ali Houary has had enough of the bench
  • Boardroom The Elche production line keeps running
  • Squad The selectors could not leave Víctor Chust out
145 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

8 unbeaten for Elche

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Elche did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nélson Oliveira stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nélson Oliveira and Elche agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

One of those days for Víctor Chust

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.20, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.62, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio keeps on missing

Shots: 16, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

No hiding place for Facundo Ortíz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Facundo Ortíz, and the manager let it.

In brief

144 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Elche lose David Affengruber

86 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Pedro Ortiz

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Whatever happens, Elche do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

One of those days for Víctor Chust

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.79, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

David Affengruber is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.31 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

No hiding place for Nélson Oliveira

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nélson Oliveira, and the manager let it.

Match

Víctor Chust sends Elche past Málaga

It finished 1‑0, and it was Víctor Chust’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Elche.

Player ratings

One of those days for Álvaro Rodríguez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.19, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

143 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Matia Barzic is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Elche is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 unbeaten for Elche

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Elche did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Alejandro Iturbe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alejandro Iturbe, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Víctor Chust in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Nélson Oliveira

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Nélson Oliveira.

Match

Víctor Chust rescues a point for Elche

It needed Víctor Chust to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Osasuna, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

142 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Elche run riot against Alavés

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Germán Valera

11 goals and a season average of 7.66 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Selvi shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Víctor Chust

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.65, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Alani

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

No hiding place for Rudy Kohon

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rudy Kohon, and the manager let it.

Market

The Martim Neto story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Martim Neto signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

141 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Simone Russini signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simone Russini and Elche agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Víctor Chust

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Abiel Osorio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abiel Osorio, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.26 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tete Morente

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Álvaro Rodríguez

6 goals and a season average of 7.31 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal counts the days

“I watch every Elche game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Girona runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Elche share the spoils with Athletic Bilbao

A 1‑1 draw with Athletic Bilbao leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

140 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Elche lose David Affengruber

118 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Sinclair de Falco is a Elche player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

David Affengruber is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.31 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Simone Russini signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simone Russini and Elche agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Álvaro Rodríguez

Marked 8.67 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.27, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Honours even between Elche and Getafe

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

139 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Elche run riot against Espanyol

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Germán Valera takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Germán Valera is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.58 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Matia Barzic is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Elche is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tete Morente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.18, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Facundo Ortíz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The David Affengruber question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Affengruber’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

138 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Germán Valera is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

LOSC Lille take the points off Elche

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Elche see off Rayo Vallecano

Three points for Elche, 2‑1 the final word against Rayo Vallecano in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.98 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rudy Kohon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Affengruber

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

  • Player ratings A masterclass from Ali Houary
  • Market The Martim Neto story refuses to die
  • Boardroom The Elche production line keeps running
137 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Elche

Beaten 0‑4 by Real Madrid, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

4 matches without a win for Elche

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Elche are no longer polite ones.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Abiel Osorio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abiel Osorio, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Elche

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal wants to come home

“I did not go to Girona to sit and watch. I want to come back to Elche and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 37 matches say the rest.

Squad

Víctor Chust knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Víctor Chust trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

136 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Facundo Ortíz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Germán Valera raises the bar for Elche

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Elche heard it as anything else.

Squad

Germán Valera signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Germán Valera and Elche agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Alejandro Iturbe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alejandro Iturbe, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio in the eights

A performance of 8.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tete Morente

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Álvaro Rodríguez

5 goals and a season average of 7.28 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Elche and Sevilla take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

135 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Market

Matia Barzic has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Elche they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Álvaro Rodríguez

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Elche come up short against Villarreal

Villarreal left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Martim Neto in the eights

A performance of 9.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Germán Valera is carrying Elche

5 goals and a season average of 7.50. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.36 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Affengruber

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.33, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

134 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Facundo Castelli says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Elche see off Girona

Three points for Elche, 3‑2 the final word against Girona in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on David Affengruber

11 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

One of those days for Álvaro Rodríguez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Rudy Kohon gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Abiel Osorio

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.67, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

  • Market Experience through the door at Elche
  • Market The Martim Neto story refuses to die
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Lucas Cepeda
133 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Girona come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Elche did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Germán Valera’s goal not enough for Elche

Germán Valera scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Atlético Madrid, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abiel Osorio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Germán Valera is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.47 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Boaz Plantinga signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Boaz Plantinga commits to Elche for another 4 years.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal has seen enough of Girona

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Elche, and 1 appearances in 33 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

A long bet from Elche on Luigi Caputo

He is 20, and nobody at Elche signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

132 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Facundo Ortíz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Reda Boultam keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Elche sell Grady Diangana for $3.8M

Grady Diangana has left for Valencia in a $3.8M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Matia Barzic attracts admirers

The name of Matia Barzic has come up in conversations Elche were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.24, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Elche see off Deportivo La Coruña

Three points for Elche, 2‑1 the final word against Deportivo La Coruña in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Víctor Chust

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

131 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Matia Barzic has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Elche they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Ceuta join the queue for Sergio Espinosa

Add another name to the list: Ceuta have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Sergio Espinosa. The answer from Elche has not changed — yet.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nélson Oliveira

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Grady Diangana conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Valencia will make the call about Grady Diangana this week. Elche have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Germán Valera is carrying Elche

2 goals and a season average of 7.38. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Honours even between Elche and Barcelona

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The David Affengruber question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Affengruber’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

130 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Lucas Cepeda: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Cádiz join the queue for Grady Diangana

Add another name to the list: Cádiz have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Grady Diangana. The answer from Elche has not changed — yet.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on David Affengruber

11 goals and a season average of 7.32 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Tete Morente in the eights

A performance of 9.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Elche see off Levante

Three points for Elche, 2‑1 the final word against Levante in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

David Affengruber in the eights

A performance of 8.71 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 8.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

129 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 15 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Business is business: Gonzalo Villar goes

Girona paid $11.5M and Elche took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

Yago Santiago moves on

Barcelona pay $5.0M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Elche turn down Real Sociedad for Matia Barzic

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Elche against Racing Santander

2‑3 to Racing Santander, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tete Morente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.77, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

David Affengruber is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.27 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Affengruber

Marked 8.42 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

128 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Elche say no — this time

The offer from Girona for Grady Diangana was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Girona watching Gonzalo Villar

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Elche have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

Elche see off Betis

Three points for Elche, 3‑2 the final word against Betis in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

David Affengruber in the eights

A performance of 9.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.79 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

David Affengruber is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.23 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio leaves them behind him

Shots: 13. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

127 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nélson Oliveira says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Rudy Kohon

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rudy Kohon, and the manager let it.

Match

Elche come up short against Real Sociedad

Real Sociedad left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Marc Aguado gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Elche lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

John Chetauya knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Elche, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Abiel Osorio linked with a move away

The name of Abiel Osorio keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Elche say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

126 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Facundo Ortíz asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Elche see off Valencia

Three points for Elche, 3‑2 the final word against Valencia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tete Morente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.35, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Víctor Chust

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Víctor Chust, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio in the eights

A performance of 8.58 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.56 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Gonzalo Villar in the eights

A performance of 8.53 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

  • Squad Defences have started doubling up on Germán Valera
  • Market The Martim Neto story refuses to die
  • Boardroom The Elche production line keeps running
125 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Fluminense come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Elche did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matia Barzic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matia Barzic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Elche the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio in the eights

A performance of 8.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Simone Russini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simone Russini, and the manager let it.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Rudy Kohon

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Rudy Kohon.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal wants to come home

“I did not go to Girona to sit and watch. I want to come back to Elche and fight for my place.” 1 appearances in 25 matches say the rest.

Match

Elche share the spoils with Málaga

A 1‑1 draw with Málaga leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

124 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Abiel Osorio gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Elche against Osasuna

0‑2 to Osasuna, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Álvaro Rodríguez

4 goals and a season average of 7.27 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

The one thing Abiel Osorio could not do

Shots: 12, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Squad

Abiel Osorio has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Elche lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

Market

Germán Valera linked with a move away

The name of Germán Valera keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Elche say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

123 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Tobias Jäger puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Germán Valera wants more than Elche are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marc Aguado

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Alani

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 8.76 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rudy Kohon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Elche see off Alavés

Three points for Elche, 1‑0 the final word against Alavés in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

122 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Elche

A 0‑3 beating by Athletic Bilbao was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Facundo Ortíz asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Víctor Chust gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Facundo Castelli stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Facundo Castelli and Elche agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Elche

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Market

The Martim Neto story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Martim Neto signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

David Affengruber never got going

4.97 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

121 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Facundo Ortíz says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nothing got past John Chetauya

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

David Affengruber stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Affengruber and Elche agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Víctor Chust shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martim Neto

Marked 9.40 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Elche get the job done against Getafe

A 1‑0 win over Getafe, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

No hiding place for John Chetauya

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to John Chetauya, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Gonzalo Villar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

120 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Elche bow out of the cup

Atlético Madrid go through and Elche go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Ali Houary keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Germán Valera sends Elche past AJ Auxerre

It finished 3‑2, and it was Germán Valera’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Elche.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Affengruber

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Alejandro Iturbe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alejandro Iturbe, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Gonzalo Villar in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

119 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tobias Jäger hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Elche's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Elche has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

David Affengruber in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nélson Oliveira

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Elche come up short against Rayo Vallecano

Rayo Vallecano left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

The one thing David Affengruber could not do

Shots: 17, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Lucas Cepeda's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Elche will not try tonight.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

118 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Facundo Ortíz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Elche's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Elche has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

David Affengruber was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Germán Valera

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for Elche against Real Madrid

1‑2 to Real Madrid, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

AJ Auxerre take the points off Elche

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Abiel Osorio gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Tete Morente

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Tete Morente.

Squad

David Affengruber is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.22 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

117 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yago Santiago keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tete Morente

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Affengruber

Marked 8.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rudy Kohon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Abiel Osorio

Marked 8.13 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Costly mistake from Alejandro Iturbe

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Alejandro Iturbe knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal counts the days

“I watch every Elche game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Girona runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Honours even between Elche and Sevilla

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

116 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Elche come up short against Villarreal

Villarreal left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alejandro Iturbe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Álvaro Rodríguez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.65, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Álvaro Rodríguez

4 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Nélson Oliveira brings the grey hairs Elche lacked

At 37, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Germán Valera

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Abiel Osorio talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Elche know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Lucas Cepeda
  • Player ratings Off the pace: Lucas Cepeda
  • Boardroom The Elche production line keeps running
115 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Víctor Chust

Defensive actions: 36. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for John Chetauya

Defensive actions: 27. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from David Affengruber

Marked 9.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gonzalo Villar

Marked 9.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Elche find a way past Girona

Girona made Elche work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No place for Rudy Kohon on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Elche pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Squad

Costly mistake from Alejandro Iturbe

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Alejandro Iturbe knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Elche and AZ take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

114 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Víctor Chust says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Facundo Ortíz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Atlético Madrid take the points off Elche

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of John Chetauya

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Tete Morente runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

The Martim Neto story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Martim Neto signs something — a contract at Elche or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

113 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Toni Fuidias

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Elche march on in the cup

Burgos are out and Elche go through, 3‑2 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martim Neto

Marked 9.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

David Affengruber in the eights

A performance of 9.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

David Affengruber sends Elche past Deportivo La Coruña

It finished 3‑1, and it was David Affengruber’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Elche.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tete Morente

Marked 9.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 9.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal wants to come home

“I did not go to Girona to sit and watch. I want to come back to Elche and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

In brief

112 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Lucas Cepeda’s goal not enough for Elche

Lucas Cepeda scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Barcelona, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Facundo Ortíz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Facundo Ortíz, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gonzalo Villar

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Germán Valera leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Off the pace: David Affengruber

A mark of 4.91 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Market

The Abiel Osorio talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Elche know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

111 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Benji Casey says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Abiel Osorio sends Elche past Levante

It finished 4‑2, and it was Abiel Osorio’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Elche.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez in the eights

A performance of 9.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Víctor Chust in the eights

A performance of 8.99 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alejandro Iturbe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Abiel Osorio

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.74, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 8.42 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

110 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Facundo Ortíz says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Germán Valera wants more than Elche are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Germán Valera the difference as Elche beat Racing Santander

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Germán Valera. 3‑1 against Racing Santander, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Affengruber

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Tete Morente

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.51, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Álvaro Rodríguez

Marked 8.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

109 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Yago Santiago hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Gamba Osaka expected to open talks for Abiel Osorio

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Elche will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Álvaro Rodríguez

Marked 8.94 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Affengruber

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.43, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.09 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal has seen enough of Girona

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Elche, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Álvaro Rodríguez rescues a point for Elche

It needed Álvaro Rodríguez to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Betis, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

108 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Elche tear Real Sociedad apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Real Sociedad, and it could have been more.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Grady Diangana puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Marc Aguado

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

As if he never left: Luka Camacho returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Luka Camacho is a Elche player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

As if he never left: Cristian Navarro returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Cristian Navarro is a Elche player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

As if he never left: Sergio Espinosa returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Sergio Espinosa is a Elche player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Player ratings

David Affengruber in the eights

A performance of 9.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

107 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Elche say no — this time

The offer from Málaga for Matia Barzic was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Víctor Chust signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Víctor Chust commits to Elche for another 4 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Pedro Ortiz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro Ortiz, and the manager let it.

Market

The Germán Valera question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Germán Valera’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

A wage question at Elche

Rudy Kohon has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

106 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mallorca come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Elche did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Pedro Ortiz: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Emiliano Filippis asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Tobias Jäger's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Elche are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Drew Baiera gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Market Abiel Osorio linked with a move away
  • The terraces Supporters make their feelings known about Buba Sangaré
  • Boardroom The Elche production line keeps running
  • Market The stand keeps filling up for Buba Sangaré
105 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Grady Diangana keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Mallorca expected to open talks for Grady Diangana

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Elche will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Toni Fuidias stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Toni Fuidias and Elche agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Loan watch

Santiago Vidal counts the days

“I watch every Elche game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Girona runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Market

No place for Grady Diangana in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Grady Diangana has his answer from Elche; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

104 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Elche say no — this time

The offer from PAOK for Abiel Osorio was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Tobias Jäger asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Álvaro Rodríguez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Álvaro Rodríguez and Elche agree another 4 years.

In brief

103 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Elche turn down Vitória for Alejandro Iturbe

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Corinthians join the queue for Abiel Osorio

Add another name to the list: Corinthians have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Abiel Osorio. The answer from Elche has not changed — yet.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Emiliano Filippis is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Elche has been clear about where Emiliano Filippis stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Pedro Ortiz gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Germán Valera question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Germán Valera’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

102 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gonzalo Villar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tete Morente asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

101 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Athletic Bilbao come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Elche did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tete Morente says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Matia Barzic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

  • Squad Germán Valera in a row with a teammate
  • Squad Alani in trouble away from the ground
  • Squad Voices raised on the Elche training ground
  • Market The Martim Neto talk will not go away
100 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pedro Bigas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Matia Barzic again

The phone has started ringing about Matia Barzic again, and this time the name on the line is Valladolid. Elche are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Elche lose Facundo Castelli

39 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

The Abiel Osorio question follows Elche around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Abiel Osorio’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Toni Fuidias asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

99 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Elche say no — this time

The offer from Deportivo La Coruña for Matia Barzic was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Martim Neto gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

98 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Elche say no — this time

The offer from Internacional for Abiel Osorio was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Drew Baiera asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Elche sign Alani for $1.8M

The paperwork is done: Alani joins from Valladolid in a deal worth $1.8M. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Elche sell Josan Ferrández for $360.0K

Josan Ferrández has left for Las Palmas in a $360.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Ali Houary signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ali Houary and Elche agree another 5 years.

In brief

97 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Elche say no — this time

The offer from Valencia for Germán Valera was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Tobias Jäger asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Germán Valera wants more than Elche are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tobias Jäger wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Elche know it.

Market

Matia Barzic is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Elche has been clear about where Matia Barzic stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

96 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Josan Ferrández is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Elche is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Facundo Castelli out for 68 days

The medical room confirms 68 days on the sidelines for Facundo Castelli, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

95 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Thiago Almada in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

A long bet from Elche on Kamron Dimata-Gomis

He is 20, and nobody at Elche signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

No hiding place for Brian Oliván

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Oliván, and the manager let it.

In brief

94 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

As if he never left: Marc Nierga returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Marc Nierga is a Elche player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Víctor Chust

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Elche sign Giovan Errichiello, one for the future

Giovan Errichiello is 20, and Elche have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Tete Morente knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Elche, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Harry Maguire still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Elche would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

93 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Elche's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Elche has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Harry Maguire was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Marc Nierga is a Elche player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Match

Elche come up short against Real Sociedad

Real Sociedad left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Germán Valera

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Martim Neto

5 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pedro Bigas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

92 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Josan Ferrández

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Josan Ferrández will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Elche the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Marc Nierga is a Elche player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Elche count the cost of losing Marc Aguado

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Thiago Almada is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Martim Neto in the eights

A performance of 9.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Elche lose Facundo Castelli

101 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Thiago Almada leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

The one thing Abiel Osorio could not do

Shots: 13, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

91 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

A hiding for Elche

Beaten 0‑4 by Villarreal, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Víctor Chust says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Harry Maguire is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.44 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Harry Maguire was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Elche dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Martim Neto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Abiel Osorio

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

The one thing Abiel Osorio could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

90 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Germán Valera is carrying Elche

15 goals and a season average of 7.82. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Elche come up short against Osasuna

Osasuna left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.79 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Harry Maguire

Marked 8.53 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tete Morente

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Martim Neto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Elche buy the years ahead of Benji Casey

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Player ratings

The one thing Abiel Osorio could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

89 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marc Aguado

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 35 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for David Affengruber

Defensive actions: 27. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Ali Houary: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Harry Maguire was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Harry Maguire

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Martim Neto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Álvaro Rodríguez sends Elche past Alavés

It finished 1‑0, and it was Álvaro Rodríguez’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Elche.

Squad

Álvaro Rodríguez is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

88 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Elche

A 0‑3 beating by Almería was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Germán Valera

14 goals and a season average of 7.80 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Brian Oliván says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Tobias Jäger puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Josan Ferrández is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Elche is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Martim Neto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Thiago Almada was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abiel Osorio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Elche

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

87 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tete Morente

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Drew Baiera puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Thiago Almada in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thiago Almada is carrying Elche

8 goals and a season average of 7.51. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio in the eights

A performance of 8.13 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Lucas Cepeda in the eights

A performance of 8.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Drew Baiera wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Elche know it.

Match

Honours even between Elche and Getafe

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

86 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Pedro Ortiz: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Harry Maguire

15 goals and a season average of 7.46 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martim Neto

Marked 9.09 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Harry Maguire in the eights

A performance of 8.93 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Elche share the spoils with Celta

A 2‑2 draw with Celta leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio leaves them behind him

Shots: 11. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

85 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Harry Maguire leads the rout of Rayo Vallecano

6‑1, and Harry Maguire took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Elche tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

3 goals for Harry Maguire

The match ball belongs to Harry Maguire, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Harry Maguire is carrying Elche

14 goals and a season average of 7.42. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Harry Maguire was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Martim Neto

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.54, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 9.22 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Thiago Almada

Marked 9.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Álvaro Rodríguez

Marked 9.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

84 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 14 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Germán Valera

14 goals and a season average of 7.78 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Tobias Jäger asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Elche's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Elche has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tobias Jäger says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Josan Ferrández

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Josan Ferrández will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Elche the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Germán Valera wants more than Elche are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Thiago Almada was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

83 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Facundo Castelli: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

4 matches without a win for Elche

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Elche are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Thiago Almada in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Harry Maguire is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.38 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Álvaro Rodríguez

Marked 8.77 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Thiago Almada in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Elche buy the years ahead of Piergiorgio Bonanno

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

A long bet from Elche on Jonas Colaes

He is 18, and nobody at Elche signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

82 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Germán Valera

12 goals and a season average of 7.76 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Thiago Almada was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Elche against Valencia

1‑2 to Valencia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abiel Osorio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martim Neto

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 8.54 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Costly mistake from Alejandro Iturbe

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Alejandro Iturbe knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Market

Elche sign Boaz Plantinga, one for the future

Boaz Plantinga is 19, and Elche have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

A long bet from Elche on Miguel Vieira

He is 18, and nobody at Elche signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

81 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Germán Valera

11 goals and a season average of 7.74 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Thiago Almada in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Thiago Almada in the eights

A performance of 8.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Abiel Osorio

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

John Chetauya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Elche share the spoils with Athletic Bilbao

A 4‑4 draw with Athletic Bilbao leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Loan watch

Ali Houary has seen enough of Valencia

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Elche, and 1 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

80 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Elche

Beaten 2‑5 by Atlético Madrid, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Gonzalo Villar keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Tobias Jäger hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Elche can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Josan Ferrández has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Elche they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Thiago Almada was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alejandro Iturbe and Elche agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Harry Maguire is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.38 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Harry Maguire

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.36, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Abiel Osorio

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

79 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Germán Valera

9 goals and a season average of 7.66 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Abiel Osorio sends Elche past Deportivo La Coruña

It finished 4‑3, and it was Abiel Osorio’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Elche.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 9.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Thiago Almada

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.99, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Abiel Osorio

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.82, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Elche sign Drew Baiera, one for the future

Drew Baiera is 20, and Elche have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martim Neto

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

78 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Pedro Bigas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Germán Valera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Abiel Osorio’s goal not enough for Elche

Abiel Osorio scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Barcelona, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Harry Maguire is carrying Elche

9 goals and a season average of 7.36. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

One of those days for Thiago Almada

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.14, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Abiel Osorio

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.04, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Costly mistake from Alejandro Iturbe

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Alejandro Iturbe knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Facundo Castelli

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Alejandro Iturbe

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

77 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Germán Valera is carrying Elche

8 goals and a season average of 7.62. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Harry Maguire was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 8.48 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Víctor Chust

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Víctor Chust, and the manager let it.

Squad

Home is on Tobias Jäger's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Elche are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Honours even between Elche and Levante

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Martim Neto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Thiago Almada keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

The one thing Abiel Osorio could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

76 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past David Affengruber

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 29 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Piña asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Marc Aguado

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Germán Valera is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.59 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Harry Maguire

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.43, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 9.33 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Harry Maguire the difference as Elche beat Espanyol

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Harry Maguire. 2‑0 against Espanyol, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

75 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 18 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Facundo Castelli: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Bambo Diaby puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

5 matches without a win for Elche

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Elche are no longer polite ones.

Market

Elche turn down Albacete for Matia Barzic

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Betis take the points off Elche

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Germán Valera is carrying Elche

6 goals and a season average of 7.54. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Martim Neto in the eights

A performance of 8.79 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

74 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Tobias Jäger puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Elche, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pedro Ortiz: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Elche's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Elche has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Thiago Almada in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez in the eights

A performance of 8.78 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Elche share the spoils with Real Sociedad

A 1‑1 draw with Real Sociedad leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

73 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Francisco Scarpeccio keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Elche may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Thiago Almada was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Almada

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

David Affengruber shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Elche lose Grady Diangana

32 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

72 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martim Neto

Marked 9.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Harry Maguire in the eights

A performance of 8.55 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.48, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Harry Maguire

8 goals and a season average of 7.31 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

John Chetauya gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Elche and Villarreal take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Álvaro Rodríguez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

71 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Víctor Chust: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Germán Valera wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Elche hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Álvaro Rodríguez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Elche against Osasuna

1‑2 to Osasuna, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 8.86 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Germán Valera is carrying Elche

5 goals and a season average of 7.50. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Alejandro Iturbe

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

70 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tobias Jäger says Elche went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Harry Maguire was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Germán Valera

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Elche get the job done against Alavés

A 4‑2 win over Alavés, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Facundo Castelli signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Facundo Castelli commits to Elche for another 2 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Harry Maguire

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.46, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Thiago Almada

Marked 9.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alejandro Iturbe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Martim Neto in the eights

A performance of 8.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

69 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Abiel Osorio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abiel Osorio, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Elche against Almería

0‑1 to Almería, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martim Neto

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Thiago Almada keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Player ratings

Germán Valera keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

68 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Harry Maguire was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 9.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Thiago Almada in the eights

A performance of 9.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Abiel Osorio in the eights

A performance of 8.39 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Tete Morente in the eights

A performance of 8.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Elche share the spoils with Getafe

A 3‑3 draw with Getafe leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Home is on Tobias Jäger's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Elche are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Germán Valera is carrying Elche

3 goals and a season average of 7.35. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

No hiding place for Grady Diangana

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Grady Diangana, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • The terraces The press have found their man in Germán Valera
  • Boardroom Elche keep producing them
67 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The cup run ends for Elche

1‑2 against Atlético Madrid, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

David Affengruber shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Tobias Jäger asks to leave Elche

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Marc Aguado

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Abiel Osorio signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Abiel Osorio and Elche agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Thiago Almada was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Harry Maguire

Marked 9.54 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martim Neto

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

66 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Elche

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Thiago Almada in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Thiago Almada

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Álvaro Rodríguez

Marked 8.61 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Germán Valera

Marked 8.57 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Harry Maguire

Marked 8.38 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Elche and Rayo Vallecano

5‑5, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

No hiding place for Tete Morente

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tete Morente, and the manager let it.

Squad

A long afternoon for Alejandro Iturbe

Beaten 5 times, with 4 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

In brief

65 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Elche

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Elche are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Toni Fuidias: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Elche have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Elche

Álvaro Rodríguez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Abiel Osorio’s goal not enough for Elche

Abiel Osorio scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Real Madrid, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Abiel Osorio

Marked 8.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Buba Sangaré gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Germán Valera leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Martim Neto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

64 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alejandro Iturbe keeps Elche in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Elche's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Elche has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Germán Valera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sevilla take the points off Elche

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alejandro Iturbe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Germán Valera

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Marc Aguado

A mark of 4.02 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Alejandro Iturbe

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Víctor Chust asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

63 Edition

The Elche Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alejandro Iturbe

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

4 matches without a win for Elche

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Elche are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Elche this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Germán Valera in the eights

A performance of 9.13 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Tete Morente in the eights

A performance of 8.71 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abiel Osorio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Elche share the spoils with Valencia

A 2‑2 draw with Valencia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Martim Neto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Buba Sangaré has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Elche will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief