Philipp Hoffmann

Right Forward - Vaduz
16 Apr 2036
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Philipp Hoffmann

507 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

14 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

87 days out for Michel Aebischer after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Vaduz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Aidan Borland has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Vaduz they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Vaduz

Michele Cerofolini and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

102% of the income goes out in wages at Vaduz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Vaduz and Aidan Borland are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

A row about effort at Vaduz

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rolando Mandragora was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Vaduz

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Kevin van Burgsteden gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no signature from Michele Cerofolini

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Vaduz could get for him.

In brief

  • Market Vaduz bring in an old head
  • The dugout Philipp Hoffmann knocks on the manager's door
  • Boardroom The Vaduz production line keeps running
Back issues
499 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Aidan Borland is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Vaduz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Aidan Borland signs for Lugano while still at Vaduz

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Aidan Borland has agreed terms with Lugano for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A falling-out at Vaduz

Michele Cerofolini and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Christian Akanji

Vaduz asked and Young Boys said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

115% of the income goes out in wages at Vaduz

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Malachi Jones falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between Vaduz and Maxim De Cuyper

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Vaduz, another week without a signature from Maxim De Cuyper.

Market

The clock does Michele Cerofolini’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Vaduz could ask drops and the wages Michele Cerofolini can ask rise.

The dugout

Philipp Hoffmann asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

493 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

7 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michele Cerofolini breaks a bone — 43 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 43 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Jack Clarke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Vaduz can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Elias Pihlström honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Vaduz had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Vaduz say no — this time

The offer from Lugano for Faik Sakar was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ivo Shaqiri

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Vaduz have done the hard part with Thun, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Vaduz

Michele Cerofolini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Malachi Jones would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Malachi Jones is living that version at Vaduz, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

The owner puts $2.0M into Vaduz

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Renato Fassnacht

Vaduz asked and Zurich said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

492 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

31 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Michele Cerofolini breaks a bone — 50 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 50 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Philipp Hoffmann says Vaduz went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Faik Sakar

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Faik Sakar will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Vaduz the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Vaduz

Michele Cerofolini and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A move Mateo Carrizo would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Mateo Carrizo is living that version at Vaduz, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Time is catching up with Maxim De Cuyper

Everybody at Vaduz saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 35 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Boardroom

The Vaduz debt reaches $59.1M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Still no ink between Vaduz and Aidan Borland

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Vaduz, another week without a signature from Aidan Borland.

Market

Brayan Cortés brings the grey hairs Vaduz lacked

At 40, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

488 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

3 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michele Cerofolini out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Vaduz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jack Clarke takes the afternoon — 8.87

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jack Clarke provided it, and the 8.87 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Faik Sakar is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Vaduz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Aidan Borland in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Vaduz this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$2.0M of the owner's money at Vaduz

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Jack Clarke the difference as Vaduz beat Étoile Carouge

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jack Clarke. 2‑1 against Étoile Carouge, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

Vaduz supporters have found a favourite in Philipp Hoffmann

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Philipp Hoffmann has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Vaduz end the wait against Étoile Carouge

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Boardroom

The Vaduz debt reaches $58.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

481 Edition

The Vaduz Gazette

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Admir Xhaka out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Vaduz will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Philipp Hoffmann arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Philipp Hoffmann has, at Vaduz, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Market

Frederik Carstensen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Vaduz is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Admir Zakaria puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Vaduz, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Admir Zakaria keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Vaduz may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Vaduz

Aidan Borland and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Aidan Borland gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Onesime Zimuangana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between Vaduz and Aidan Borland

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

424 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mikel Oyarzábal damages knee ligaments — 61 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 61 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Bendegúz Kovács says Bayer Leverkusen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Luciano Valente has said yes to Hamburger SV

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bayer Leverkusen have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

A fracture rules Lucas Gourna-Douath out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bayer Leverkusen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

So close: Lamine Camara’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Hannover 96 moved on, Lamine Camara reports back to Bayer Leverkusen, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Market

Lucas Chevalier wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Bayer Leverkusen hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Philipp Hoffmann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bayer Leverkusen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayer Leverkusen

Mario Martín and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Bilal El Khannouss gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Bilal El Khannouss is on it.

In brief