Jack Cooper

Striker - Newcastle United
20 Aug 2045
Sunday
Process

Marked for Jack Cooper

984 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

5 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Shakur Samuels out for 89 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Newcastle United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Newcastle United count the cost of losing Pedro Mendes

46 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Luke Richardson wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Luke Richardson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luke Richardson and Newcastle United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Brentford join the queue for Robert Hamilton

Add another name to the list: Brentford have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Robert Hamilton. The answer from Newcastle United has not changed — yet.

Boardroom

Jonathan Clarke will join Newcastle United for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Jonathan Clarke has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Newcastle United have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

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The Newcastle United Post

11 Apr 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Tino Livramento wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Antoñito Cordero was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Antoñito Cordero

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexander Davis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Chelsea

0‑1 to Chelsea, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

George Johnson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” George Johnson and Newcastle United agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

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The Newcastle United Post

28 Mar 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Pedro Mendes keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Gustav Ibrahimovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Newcastle United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Bazoumana Touré, 38, rolls back the years — 7.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.96 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Henry Moore is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Newcastle United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tino Livramento is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jérémy Jacquet

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

6 unbeaten for Newcastle United

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Newcastle United did not have in the autumn.

Match

Newcastle United see off Fulham

Three points for Newcastle United, 2‑0 the final word against Fulham in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

The Tino Livramento talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

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909 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

28 Dec 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Pedro Mendes keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Newcastle United out of the cup

Leeds United ended it 1‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

A brace, and Alexander Davis takes the afternoon — 8.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Alexander Davis provided it, and the 8.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Antoñito Cordero was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Teddie Lamb

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexander Davis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tino Livramento is still paying for one afternoon at Newcastle United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Boardroom

Inquest at Newcastle United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Match

Newcastle United and Aston Villa take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

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The Newcastle United Post

19 Oct 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Pedro Mendes

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Oliver Hamilton damages knee ligaments — 65 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 65 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Alexander Davis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tino Livramento is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A move Lars Singh would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Lars Singh is living that version at Newcastle United, and it tends to show in the first month.

The terraces

Newcastle United supporters have found a favourite in Jack Cooper

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Jack Cooper has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Newcastle United get the job done against Brighton

A 2‑0 win over Brighton, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Market

The Bazoumana Touré story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Bazoumana Touré signs something — a contract at Newcastle United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jérémy Jacquet

14 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

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