Newcastle United

English Premier League
16 Nov 2027
Tuesday
Process
68 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hákon Rafn Valdimarsson keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

A hiding for Newcastle United

Beaten 0-4 by Manchester United, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

7 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Fabian Schär

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Newcastle United lose Jason Palmer

38 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Newcastle United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Newcastle United lose Scott Bailey

25 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Loan watch

Sean Neave has seen enough of Rotherham United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 4 appearances in 21 say he has earned the hearing.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Franculino

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

Back issues
67 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Newcastle United bow out of the cup

Bristol City go through and Newcastle United go home, 0-1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

6 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Market

Antoñito Cordero asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Newcastle United come up short against Nottingham Forest

Nottingham Forest left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Inquest at Newcastle United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Toluwalase Arokodare

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Newcastle United fine Franculino

A club that lets a breach of discipline pass invites the next one, so a week's wages have gone. The matter is closed, officially at least.

In brief

66 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Newcastle United sink to position 16

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Newcastle United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against West Ham United

0-1 to West Ham United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joe Willock

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

9 goals on loan for William Osula

12 appearances at Bolton Wanderers and the goals keep coming. Newcastle United are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Squad

Franculino hit in the pocket

The fine is internal, the amount is nobody's business, and the fact that everybody at Newcastle United knows about it by lunchtime is exactly the point of it.

Squad

George Hirst knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Franculino talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

65 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Newcastle United share the spoils with Aston Villa

A 1-1 draw with Aston Villa leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Jacob Ramsey linked with a move away

The name of Jacob Ramsey keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Toluwalase Arokodare knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Harry Gray

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Juan Jesus wants a proper job in this side

Shifted about, taken off before the hour, asked to do somebody else's running — Juan Jesus has had enough of being useful and would like to be picked. Newcastle United know, and have known for weeks.

The terraces

The press cannot get enough of Sven Botman

Praise is not points and never has been. It is, however, the fastest way for a valuation to move, and everybody in the game reads the same pages.

In brief

64 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Newcastle United come up short against Brighton

Brighton left with the points after a 3-4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Fabian Schär

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Costly mistake from Aaron Ramsdale

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Aaron Ramsdale knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Sean Neave has seen enough of Rotherham United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 4 appearances in 17 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Joe Willock finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Newcastle United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Fabian Schär

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

63 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Costly mistake from Aaron Ramsdale

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Aaron Ramsdale knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Crystal Palace take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Dan Burn gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

William Osula keeps scoring at Bolton Wanderers

9 appearances away from home and 8 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Aaron Ramsdale

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Sven Botman called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Newcastle United that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

Squad

Nick Woltemade called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Newcastle United that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

Market

Newcastle United put Fraser Harper up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Fraser Harper may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

62 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Rio Ngumoha says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Newcastle United get the job done against Fulham

A 3-1 win over Fulham, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of George Hirst

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Fraser Harper signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Fraser Harper commits to Newcastle United for another 4 years.

Loan watch

7 goals on loan for William Osula

8 appearances at Bolton Wanderers and the goals keep coming. Newcastle United are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

61 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Costly mistake from Aaron Ramsdale

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Aaron Ramsdale knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Sven Botman

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Franculino asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

Newcastle United share the spoils with Leeds United

A 1-1 draw with Leeds United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Harry Gray

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Jacob Ramsey linked with a move away

The name of Jacob Ramsey keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

60 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Harry Gray says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Franculino

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Manchester City take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 0-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Anthony Munda stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anthony Munda and Newcastle United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Costly mistake from Aaron Ramsdale

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Aaron Ramsdale knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Sean Neave wants to come home

“I did not go to Rotherham United to sit and watch. I want to come back to Newcastle United and fight for my place.” 3 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

In brief

59 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tino Livramento wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Lewis Hall signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lewis Hall commits to Newcastle United for another 5 years.

Match

Newcastle United find a way past Bournemouth

Bournemouth made Newcastle United work for it, but the scoreboard read 3-1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Jesus

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sven Botman finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Newcastle United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Lewis Miley knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Loan watch

William Osula keeps scoring at Bolton Wanderers

5 appearances away from home and 4 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

The terraces

The press cannot get enough of Sven Botman

Praise is not points and never has been. It is, however, the fastest way for a valuation to move, and everybody in the game reads the same pages.

In brief

58 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Aaron Ramsdale

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Nick Woltemade wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Toluwalase Arokodare signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Toluwalase Arokodare commits to Newcastle United for another 4 years.

Market

Charlton Athletic expected to open talks for Sam Alabi

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Newcastle United will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Yousef Salech gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Newcastle United and Tottenham take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Lewis Miley asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Franculino talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Loan watch

3 goals on loan for William Osula

4 appearances at Bolton Wanderers and the goals keep coming. Newcastle United are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

57 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Toluwalase Arokodare is a Newcastle United player

The fee is $16.4M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Wolverhampton drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Match

Arsenal take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 3-4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sven Botman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Toluwalase Arokodare attracts admirers

The name of Toluwalase Arokodare has come up in conversations Newcastle United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey is off the mark for Newcastle United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Squad

Franculino is off the mark for Newcastle United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

56 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Brentford take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 0-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Lewis Miley gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

A promise the Newcastle United board did not keep

There was a commitment, there was a date, and the date went past. Trust at a football club takes years to build and one afternoon to spend.

Squad

Kayden Lucas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kayden Lucas and Newcastle United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Loan watch

Sean Neave has seen enough of Rotherham United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 2 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

Newcastle United sign Christopher Wright, one for the future

Christopher Wright is 15, and Newcastle United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

A long bet from Newcastle United on Daniel Williams

He is 15, and nobody at Newcastle United signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

Newcastle United sign Timothy Bailey, one for the future

Timothy Bailey is 15, and Newcastle United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

A long bet from Newcastle United on Jason Palmer

He is 16, and nobody at Newcastle United signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

55 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Joel Dijks is the new Newcastle United manager

“This is a club with real history, and I did not have to think about it for long.” The new manager takes charge with every slate wiped clean.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Henry Johnson leaves Newcastle United for nothing

No fee, no negotiation, no argument: Henry Johnson moves on to another club with his contract settled and the wage bill a little lighter.

In brief

54 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Newcastle United still without a manager

39 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Dan Burn stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dan Burn and Newcastle United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Franculino knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Franculino talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Dylan Charlton leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Dylan Charlton leaves Newcastle United the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

Jake Durrant leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Jake Durrant leaves Newcastle United the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

53 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Talks stall between Newcastle United and Franculino

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Franculino asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Jacob Ramsey. Newcastle United will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

52 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Loan watch

Sean Neave has seen enough of Rotherham United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Lewis Miley asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Tino Livramento talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

51 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Lewis Miley knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Yoane Wissa keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Yoane Wissa plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

50 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Newcastle United sign Rio Ngumoha, one for the future

Rio Ngumoha is 18, and Newcastle United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jacob Ramsey commits to Newcastle United for another 5 years.

Boardroom

Newcastle United still without a manager

11 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Market

The Franculino talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Somebody is after Nick Woltemade’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Nick Woltemade suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Newcastle United have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Squad

Yousef Salech asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

49 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Newcastle United part company with Miguel De Arrascaeta

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Boardroom

Samuel Clark steps up at Newcastle United for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Market

George Hirst wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Trevan Sanusi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Trevan Sanusi commits to Newcastle United for another 5 years.

Market

Jacob Ramsey linked with a move away

The name of Jacob Ramsey keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

George Hirst asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

Newcastle United pull $10.3M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Squad

Nick Woltemade has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Nick Woltemade keeps the shirt for now, at Newcastle United's convenience rather than his own.

Market

William Osula leaves on loan

William Osula joins Bolton Wanderers on loan in search of the minutes he could not find at Newcastle United.

In brief

  • Squad Sven Botman keeps his manager's vote
  • Boardroom The board put their hand in their pocket
48 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Newcastle United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tino Livramento signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tino Livramento commits to Newcastle United for another 5 years.

Market

another club watching Augustus Kargbo

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Bolton Wanderers are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Newcastle United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Tino Livramento talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

47 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Newcastle United sign Hákon Rafn Valdimarsson for $7.7M

The paperwork is done: Hákon Rafn Valdimarsson joins from Brentford in a deal worth $7.7M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Newcastle United sign Augustus Kargbo for $4.3M

The paperwork is done: Augustus Kargbo joins from Blackburn Rovers in a deal worth $4.3M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

another club watching Bright Osayi-Samuel

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Kayden Lucas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kayden Lucas commits to Newcastle United for another 4 years.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

46 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Newcastle United sell Harvey Barnes for $29.1M

Harvey Barnes has left for Manchester City in a $29.1M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Newcastle United sign Bali Mumba for $9.0M

The paperwork is done: Bali Mumba joins from Huddersfield Town in a deal worth $9.0M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel is a Newcastle United player

The fee is $3.5M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Birmingham drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Miodrag Pivaš says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Tino Livramento wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

International call for Sven Botman

Sven Botman joins up with his country. Newcastle United lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

45 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Newcastle United put Miguel De Arrascaeta on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Newcastle United sell Joelinton for $27.2M

Joelinton has left for Arsenal in a $27.2M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Anthony Elanga moves on

Manchester United pay $24.4M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Nick Woltemade wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

William Osula gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Lewis Miley knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Franculino linked with a move away

The name of Franculino keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

Boardroom

Newcastle United pull $10.3M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Squad

Somebody is after Fabian Schär’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Fabian Schär suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Newcastle United have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

44 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Newcastle United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Alfie Harrison: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Newcastle United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Franculino knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alex Murphy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Joelinton talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Joe Brayson leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Joe Brayson leaves Newcastle United the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

43 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Anthony Elanga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Yousef Salech: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Newcastle United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Miodrag Pivaš stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Miodrag Pivaš and Newcastle United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

42 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joelinton hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of George Hirst

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas wants to come home

“I did not go to Burnley to sit and watch. I want to come back to Newcastle United and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 39 matches say the rest.

Market

The Tino Livramento talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Yousef Salech asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Loan watch

William Osula keeps scoring at Huddersfield Town

25 appearances away from home and 3 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

In brief

41 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Loan watch

Joe Brayson wants to come home

“I did not go to Arsenal to sit and watch. I want to come back to Newcastle United and fight for my place.” 1 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Franculino linked with a move away

The name of Franculino keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

40 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Newcastle United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Loan watch

Sean Neave wants to come home

“I did not go to Ipswich Town to sit and watch. I want to come back to Newcastle United and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 13 matches say the rest.

Market

The Joelinton talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

$10.3M taken back off the Newcastle United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Loan watch

Lewis Miley first choice at Blackburn Rovers

10 starts and a season average of 6.78. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

In brief

39 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Anthony Elanga hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Miodrag Pivaš knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

38 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joelinton asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 35 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

Tino Livramento linked with a move away

The name of Tino Livramento keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Miodrag Pivaš knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Loan watch

3 goals on loan for William Osula

23 appearances at Huddersfield Town and the goals keep coming. Newcastle United are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Loan watch

Vitoria Guimaraes cannot leave Dan Burn out

10 starts and an average of 6.78. He went there to play and he is playing, which is the only thing a loan was ever for.

In brief

37 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sven Botman takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Newcastle United get the job done against Crystal Palace

A 4-3 win over Crystal Palace, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Costly mistake from Aaron Ramsdale

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Aaron Ramsdale knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Joe Brayson has seen enough of Arsenal

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 1 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Nick Woltemade is carrying Newcastle United

6 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joe Willock

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Franculino talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The terraces

They were still singing at the end

5 of the 23 in the senior squad walked off to a noise that had nothing to do with the result. A crowd decides these things for itself, and this week it decided kindly.

The terraces

The press have found their man in Nick Woltemade

Column inches are not points, but a footballer whose name keeps appearing for the right reasons is a footballer whose price has just gone up.

In brief

36 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Joelinton is carrying Newcastle United

8 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Loan watch

Sean Neave has seen enough of Ipswich Town

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yousef Salech

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Franculino asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

35 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Franculino knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

Honours even between Newcastle United and Manchester United

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

34 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joelinton asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Newcastle United sink to position 16

26 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 31 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anthony Elanga

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Yoane Wissa is carrying Newcastle United

4 goals and a season average of 7.29. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Newcastle United share the spoils with Nottingham Forest

A 1-1 draw with Nottingham Forest leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

International call for Sven Botman

Sven Botman joins up with his country. Newcastle United lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

Squad

International call for Nick Woltemade

Nick Woltemade joins up with his country. Newcastle United lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

In brief

33 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Tottenham take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of George Hirst

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Joe Brayson wants to come home

“I did not go to Arsenal to sit and watch. I want to come back to Newcastle United and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 5 matches say the rest.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Franculino

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

32 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Newcastle United part company with the manager

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Boardroom

Newcastle United hand the job to Miguel De Arrascaeta

“I have supported clubs like this one. I know what a bad Saturday feels like here.” The new man starts with nothing behind him and everything in front of him.

Boardroom

Jacob Morgan takes charge at Newcastle United

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Juan Jesus stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Juan Jesus and Newcastle United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Wolverhampton take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 2-3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Franculino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Joelinton is carrying Newcastle United

8 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Loan watch

Sean Neave has seen enough of Ipswich Town

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

31 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Odysseas Vlachodimos

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Newcastle United move for Miguel De Arrascaeta

The approach has been made to Danubio and the answer is somebody else's to give. These things are settled in private and reported in public, usually in that order.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tino Livramento

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Newcastle United and Aston Villa take a point apiece

It finished 2-2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Bruno Guimarães linked with a move away

The name of Bruno Guimarães keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Jacob Ramsey

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Newcastle United fine Lewis Hall

A club that lets a breach of discipline pass invites the next one, so a week's wages have gone. The matter is closed, officially at least.

Squad

The shirt belongs to Franculino now

At 22 he has made the position his own, and the man he took it from has to find something to say about it. Newcastle United have a decision that made itself.

In brief

30 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Joelinton asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Odysseas Vlachodimos keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Newcastle United come up short against Brighton

Brighton left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Fabian Schär gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yoane Wissa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Joelinton has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Newcastle United lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

In brief

29 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Odysseas Vlachodimos

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The cup run ends for Newcastle United

0-2 against Tottenham, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Lewis Hall wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Nick Woltemade gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Joelinton is carrying Newcastle United

7 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Newcastle United and Chelsea take a point apiece

It finished 2-2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

28 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Newcastle United put the manager on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Franculino takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Bruno Guimarães stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Bruno Guimarães and Newcastle United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Tino Livramento wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

Newcastle United find a way past Everton

Everton made Newcastle United work for it, but the scoreboard read 3-2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No place for Juan Jesus on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Newcastle United pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 25 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Harvey Barnes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Joelinton linked with a move away

The name of Joelinton keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

27 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Malick Thiaw moves on

Arsenal pay $83.1M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Newcastle United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Nick Woltemade wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Manchester City

1-2 to Manchester City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Alfie Harrison stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alfie Harrison and Newcastle United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of George Hirst

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Costly mistake from Odysseas Vlachodimos

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Odysseas Vlachodimos knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey is carrying Newcastle United

4 goals and a season average of 7.23. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Arsenal are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Newcastle United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

26 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Joelinton asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Newcastle United turn down Arsenal for Malick Thiaw

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Yousef Salech attracts admirers

The name of Yousef Salech has come up in conversations Newcastle United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Sunderland are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Newcastle United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Yoane Wissa is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Honours even between Newcastle United and Bournemouth

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Anthony Elanga

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

The terraces

Supporters make their feelings known about Malick Thiaw

The speculation has reached the stands, and the stands have answered. Newcastle United would like this settled before it becomes the only thing anybody asks about.

In brief

25 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Newcastle United sign Yousef Salech for $23.2M

The paperwork is done: Yousef Salech joins from Cardiff City in a deal worth $23.2M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Fulham come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Newcastle United sell Nick Pope for $2.1M

Nick Pope has left for Leeds United in a $2.1M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Sunderland watching Anthony Elanga

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tino Livramento

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Joelinton is carrying Newcastle United

7 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Newcastle United and Sunderland take a point apiece

It finished 2-2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The terraces

The stands have heard the Joelinton talk too

What was a back-page story is now a matter for the terraces, and the terraces do not do nuance. Newcastle United would like it dealt with before it becomes the only question anybody asks.

In brief

24 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Malick Thiaw asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Newcastle United turn down Málaga for Dan Burn

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Leeds United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Newcastle United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Lewis Miley attracts admirers

The name of Lewis Miley has come up in conversations Newcastle United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

Newcastle United find a way past West Ham United

West Ham United made Newcastle United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2-1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Franculino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Joelinton is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 21 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

George Hirst asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

23 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nick Pope hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Manchester City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Newcastle United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nick Pope

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Arsenal

1-2 to Arsenal, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Franculino knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Joelinton is carrying Newcastle United

5 goals and a season average of 7.20. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Franculino

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

Sven Botman has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Newcastle United lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

In brief

22 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cup progress for Newcastle United

A 3-2 win over Bournemouth, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Market

Joelinton asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Newcastle United are in real trouble now

Position 16, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Fabian Schär says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Harvey Barnes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at Newcastle United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Franculino asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Match

Honours even between Newcastle United and Brentford

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Nick Woltemade suspended

One booking too many, and Nick Woltemade sits out. Newcastle United lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

In brief

21 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Newcastle United find a way past Burnley

Burnley made Newcastle United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2-1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Yoane Wissa is carrying Newcastle United

4 goals and a season average of 7.34. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Lewis Miley gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Newcastle United put Malick Thiaw up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Malick Thiaw may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

Lewis Miley linked with a move away

The name of Lewis Miley keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Yoane Wissa scores at last

The wait is over, and the relief was visible from the back of the stand. 4 for the season, and the next one always comes easier.

In brief

20 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

4 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Crystal Palace take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 0-1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

George Hirst gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 17 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

The Lewis Hall talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Anthony Elanga knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

19 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Juan Jesus wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Liverpool

2-3 to Liverpool, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Anthony Elanga gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Is this Fabian Schär’s last season?

“I will know when it is time. I am not there yet.” Fabian Schär is 34, with 145 appearances behind him, and Newcastle United will have to plan for whichever answer comes.

Squad

Aaron Ramsdale knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Loan watch

William Osula would sign for Huddersfield Town tomorrow

“Nobody here treats me like a loan player, and that is worth more than people think.” 10 appearances and 2 goals, and a summer that will decide it.

In brief

18 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Newcastle United sink to position 17

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Malick Thiaw asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Manchester United

3-5 to Manchester United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sven Botman

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

111% of the income goes out in wages at Newcastle United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Costly mistake from Nick Pope

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Nick Pope knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Nick Pope

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Yoane Wissa is carrying Newcastle United

3 goals and a season average of 7.26. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

17 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Joelinton hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Aaron Ramsdale

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Leo Shahar says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

16 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Malick Thiaw takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Newcastle United get the job done against Tottenham

A 3-2 win over Tottenham, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Jesus

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Odysseas Vlachodimos lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Franculino

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Franculino suspended

One booking too many, and Franculino sits out. Newcastle United lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

Market

The Lewis Hall talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The terraces

The press have found their man in Joelinton

Column inches are not points, but a footballer whose name keeps appearing for the right reasons is a footballer whose price has just gone up.

In brief

15 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Newcastle United march on in the cup

Bristol City are out and Newcastle United go through, 2-1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Odysseas Vlachodimos keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Tino Livramento wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

Newcastle United come up short against Wolverhampton

Wolverhampton left with the points after a 1-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Franculino

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Bruno Guimarães has to sit this one out

A booking nobody needed, on a night the game was already won. Newcastle United lose a player for the most avoidable reason there is.

In brief

14 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Newcastle United sink to position 16

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

6 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Market

Nick Woltemade wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Nick Pope gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Newcastle United come up short against Aston Villa

Aston Villa left with the points after a 0-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

111% of the income goes out in wages at Newcastle United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

13 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Joelinton hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nick Pope

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

5 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Brighton take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 1-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jacob Ramsey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Harvey Barnes

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

12 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nick Pope keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Newcastle United

A 1-4 beating by Chelsea was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tino Livramento gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Newcastle United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

11 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Odysseas Vlachodimos keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jemiah Umolu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Newcastle United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Fabian Schär

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

10 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Manchester City take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 2-3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nick Woltemade

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

173% of the income goes out in wages at Newcastle United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Nick Pope

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

Yoane Wissa is carrying Newcastle United

3 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

9 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Joelinton hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Nick Pope keeps Newcastle United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Newcastle United come up short against Bournemouth

Bournemouth left with the points after a 1-3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Lewis Hall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Jemiah Umolu

Every debut is a small story about the future: Jemiah Umolu, 20 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

Squad

Tino Livramento has taken the shirt

At 23 he is in the side on merit and somebody else is watching from the bench. Places at Newcastle United are won quietly and lost loudly.

In brief

8 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Newcastle United get the job done against Sunderland

A 2-1 win over Sunderland, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Franculino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Costly mistake from Nick Pope

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Nick Pope knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Loan watch

Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Burnley

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Nick Woltemade finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Newcastle United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Squad

Alfie Harrison makes his debut at 20

At 20 years old, Alfie Harrison became the latest name off the academy production line to be handed a senior shirt.

Market

The Lewis Hall talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Alex Murphy placed on the list

Newcastle United have made Alex Murphy available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The terraces

The press cannot get enough of Nick Woltemade

Praise is not points and never has been. It is, however, the fastest way for a valuation to move, and everybody in the game reads the same pages.

In brief

7 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

West Ham United take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 0-2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joe Willock

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Newcastle United put Alfie Harrison up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Alfie Harrison may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

6 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Newcastle United

A 2-5 beating by Arsenal was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Juan Jesus wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Boardroom

278% of the income goes out in wages at Newcastle United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Jesus

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Newcastle United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Costly mistake from Odysseas Vlachodimos

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Odysseas Vlachodimos knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

A long afternoon for Nick Pope

Beaten 5 times, with 4 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

Squad

Franculino is off the mark for Newcastle United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

Market

The Bruno Guimarães talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

5 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Newcastle United run riot against Brentford

4-0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Joelinton hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nick Pope

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Newcastle United put Nick Pope up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Nick Pope may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Joelinton finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Newcastle United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Squad

Jacob Ramsey finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Newcastle United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

4 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Milton Keynes Dons come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

another club watching Franculino

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Franculino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Stephen Bailey out for 25 days

The medical room confirms 25 days on the sidelines for Stephen Bailey, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Honours even between Newcastle United and Burnley

2-2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Yoane Wissa finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Newcastle United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

3 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

George Hirst is a Newcastle United player

The fee is $21.9M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Ipswich Town drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Franculino is a Newcastle United player

The fee is $13.7M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. FC Midtjylland drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

another club watching Juan Jesus

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Sven Botman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sven Botman and Newcastle United agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Joelinton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

A long bet from Newcastle United on Jason Robinson

He is 16, and nobody at Newcastle United signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

2 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tino Livramento wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tino Livramento signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tino Livramento commits to Newcastle United for another 5 years.

Squad

Lewis Hall gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Rotherham United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Newcastle United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Joelinton knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Bruno Guimarães linked with a move away

The name of Bruno Guimarães keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Newcastle United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

1 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Joelinton asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Nick Woltemade wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Nick Pope signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Nick Pope commits to Newcastle United for another 2 years.

Market

Rotherham United watching William Osula

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

The clock runs on Nick Pope's contract

24 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Squad

Joelinton asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

  • Squad Dan Burn handed the armband
  • Squad Dan Burn looks at the other side of the line