Jesse Njeru

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Bidco United
13 Apr 2036
Sunday
Process

Marked for Jesse Njeru

503 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Caleb Omondi stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Sandile Ndlovu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Lungelo Kunene in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Daniel Hoffmann chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

James Juma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Timothy Mainge

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Match

Bidco United draw a blank against Muranga Seal

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Muranga Seal defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

The dugout

Patrick Mbugua gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Patrick Mbugua is on it.

Market

The Christopher Raila story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Christopher Raila signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

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The Bidco United Herald

21 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jesse Njeru hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Bidco United turn down Sofapaka for James Juma

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Kevin Kagere

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Bidco United have done the hard part with Gor Mahia, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Lungelo Kunene in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

AFC Leopards tell Bidco United: Samuel Ssenyonjo is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Bidco United ask about Timothy Kahata

A loan enquiry to Kenya Police: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Bidco United try to borrow Jesse Ayumba

Ulinzi Stars have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Lungelo Kunene linked with a move away

The name of Lungelo Kunene keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Timothy Mainge asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

487 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Caleb Omondi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sandile Ndlovu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Timothy Mainge knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

478 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

George Okoth asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for James Juma

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. James Juma will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bidco United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

George Onyango says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Bidco United

Caleb Omondi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Sofapaka

Sofapaka left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Daniel Hoffmann to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jesse Njeru

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The one thing Patrick Mbugua could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Player ratings

Joseph Masika unlocks it

Chances created: 9. The column nobody reads carried the whole story of the match, and his name was at the top of it.

In brief

473 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caleb Omondi

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

James Juma agrees terms with Mara Sugar

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Bidco United people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Bidco United turn down Mara Sugar for Izzadin Juma

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

George Okoth asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Eugene Ikutwa

Bidco United and Tusker have settled on $130.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

The dugout

Jesse Njeru says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Bidco United bid $1.0K for Samuel Ssenyonjo

The offer went to AFC Leopards this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Caleb Omondi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mohamed Touré

Bidco United asked and Posta Rangers said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

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The Bidco United Herald

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Gilbert Abala scores twice — 8.54

Two goals and a mark of 8.54 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Kenneth Olunga asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mara Sugar watching Izzadin Juma

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Bidco United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Bidco United turn down Sofapaka for James Juma

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bidco United

Lungelo Kunene and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Bidco United

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Transfer targets

Bidco United rebuffed over Samuel Ssenyonjo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AFC Leopards have kept their man, and Bidco United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Gilbert Abala sends Bidco United past Mathare United

It finished 2‑0, and it was Gilbert Abala’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bidco United.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Gilbert Abala

6 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

465 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: James Juma is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Sofapaka waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Bidco United is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

Both of them Izzadin Juma's — 8.81

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.81, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Bidco United make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Bidco United have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Lungelo Kunene was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.0K for Samuel Ssenyonjo

Bidco United have gone to AFC Leopards with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Match

Bidco United find a way past KCB

KCB made Bidco United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Moses Muguna signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Moses Muguna commits to Bidco United for another 3 years.

Squad

Gilbert Abala is carrying Bidco United

4 goals and a season average of 7.27. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The dugout

Daniel Hoffmann: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

463 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

James Juma has said yes to Mara Sugar

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bidco United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Brian Owusu asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Izzadin Juma attracts admirers

The name of Izzadin Juma has come up in conversations Bidco United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Eugene Ikutwa

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Bidco United have done the hard part with Tusker, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.0K for Samuel Ssenyonjo

Bidco United have gone to AFC Leopards with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A falling-out at Bidco United

Caleb Omondi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Thamsanqa Vilakazi

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Thamsanqa Vilakazi the difference as Bidco United beat Gor Mahia

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Thamsanqa Vilakazi. 1‑0 against Gor Mahia, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Kenneth Njeru signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kenneth Njeru commits to Bidco United for another 3 years.

In brief