Abdullahi Umar

Striker - Wikki Tourists
4 Aug 2043
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Abdullahi Umar

885 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

13 Jul 2043
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Abdullahi Umar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Nobody wins at Wikki Tourists

9 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Wikki Tourists lose Bright Babatunde

16 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Dennis Okocha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Shehu Nwankwo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Isaac Nwankwo

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
867 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

9 Mar 2043
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Abdullahi Umar

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Isaac Nwankwo sends Wikki Tourists past Abia Warriors

It finished 1‑0, and it was Isaac Nwankwo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Wikki Tourists.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Isaac Nwankwo

7.69, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Wikki Tourists had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

When it matters, Ahmed Kalu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Stephen Amoo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stephen Amoo, and the manager let it.

Squad

Wikki Tourists pick somebody else ahead of Taiwo Moffi

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

863 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

9 Feb 2043
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Osayi Ndidi sends Wikki Tourists through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Osayi Ndidi obliged against Bendel Insurance. 2‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Wikki Tourists.

Squad

Daniel Chukwueze keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from David Dennis at 17 — 8.06

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. David Dennis did not need any: 8.06, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Abdullahi Nwakali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Abdullahi Umar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Osayi Ndidi

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Osayi Ndidi has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Peter Onyekuru stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Peter Onyekuru and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Wikki Tourists and Enyimba take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Nothing got past William Ogu

15 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

857 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

29 Dec 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Abdullahi Umar keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Wikki Tourists count the cost of losing John Okereke

27 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

When it matters, Dennis Okocha plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

841 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

8 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Frank Okereke

63 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Wikki Tourists say no — this time

The offer from Rangers International for Dennis Okocha was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Kenneth Lawal could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 7.66

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 7.66, 0 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Moses Iwobi delivers — 7.37

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Moses Iwobi scored, was marked 7.37, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Moses Iwobi

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Wikki Tourists see off Kun Khalifat

Three points for Wikki Tourists, 1‑0 the final word against Kun Khalifat in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Frank Madu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Frank Madu and Wikki Tourists agree another 1 years.

Squad

Dennis Okocha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

No hiding place for Sunday Lookman

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sunday Lookman, and the manager let it.

In brief

838 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

18 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Frank Okereke damages knee ligaments — 85 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 85 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

8 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Market

Dennis Okocha attracts admirers

The name of Dennis Okocha has come up in conversations Wikki Tourists were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Plateau United

Plateau United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Isaac Nwankwo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

832 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

14 seasons of Chinedu Nwosu

541 appearances across 14 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Wikki Tourists know what they have.

Market

Rangers International expected to open talks for Dennis Okocha

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Wikki Tourists will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Boardroom

Wikki Tourists sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Abdullahi Umar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

When it matters, Daniel Chukwueze plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

830 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Isaac Nwankwo takes the afternoon — 8.36

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Isaac Nwankwo provided it, and the 8.36 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Dennis Okocha gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Abdullahi Nwakali signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Abdullahi Nwakali commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Match

Wikki Tourists and Enyimba take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sunday Okocha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

820 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

14 Apr 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Chinedu Nwosu breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

4 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Shehu Nwankwo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Isaac Nwankwo stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.52 on the card, and the Wikki Tourists support went home talking about one name.

Match

Isaac Nwankwo rescues a point for Wikki Tourists

It needed Isaac Nwankwo to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against El-Kanemi Warriors, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

No hiding place for Abdullahi Umar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abdullahi Umar, and the manager let it.

In brief

806 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

6 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Rangers International watching Dennis Okocha

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Wikki Tourists have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Wikki Tourists

8 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Wikki Tourists

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Player ratings

Isaac Nwankwo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

One of our own: Ndidi Osayi-Samuel joins the Wikki Tourists first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ndidi Osayi-Samuel is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Chukwueze Moffi joins the Wikki Tourists first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Chukwueze Moffi is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Wikki Tourists promote Abdullahi Awaziem from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Abdullahi Awaziem has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Bayelsa United

Bayelsa United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

The ground is getting bigger

The plans are signed off at a capacity of 23913. Decisions like this are judged twenty years later, by people who were not in the room when they were taken.

In brief

801 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Abdullahi Umar says Wikki Tourists went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Gabriel Chukwueze stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gabriel Chukwueze and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

When it matters, Dennis Okocha plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief