Dylan Teves

Central Midfielder - Los Angeles Football Club
27 Feb 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Dylan Teves

16 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Denis Bouanga and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amin Boudri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jacob Shaffelburg

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Heung-Min Son gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Heung-Min Son is on it.

Market

The Denis Bouanga question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Denis Bouanga’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Thomas Hasal has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Thomas Hasal has written the date down.

In brief

Back issues
13 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dylan Teves breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sergi Palencia was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

10 new faces, and Los Angeles Football Club are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Nkosi Tafari gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Nkosi Tafari is on it.

The dugout

Jacob Shaffelburg asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

12 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

28 days out for Dylan Teves after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Los Angeles Football Club will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jude Terry was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Los Angeles Football Club

Something was said to Eddie Segura and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Heung-Min Son has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Thomas Hasal

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

11 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dylan Teves breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

Denis Bouanga and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergi Palencia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club promote Matt Howard from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Matt Howard has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club promote Ricardo Howard from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ricardo Howard has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

No hiding place for Armindo Sieb

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Armindo Sieb, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Ryan Raposo has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

A wage question at Los Angeles Football Club

Denis Bouanga has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

Market

The Amin Boudri story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Amin Boudri signs something — a contract at Los Angeles Football Club or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief