Patrick Dorgu

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9 Nov 2035
Friday
Process

Marked for Patrick Dorgu

484 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

5 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Zeno Debast damages knee ligaments — 77 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 77 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cup progress for Eintracht Frankfurt

A 3‑0 win over TSG Hoffenheim, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

The dugout

Elias Baum says Eintracht Frankfurt went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt strike at the death to beat SC Freiburg

There were 89 minutes on the clock and SC Freiburg had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Eintracht Frankfurt did not stop to explain themselves.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ethan Mbappé takes the afternoon — 8.31

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ethan Mbappé provided it, and the 8.31 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Artem Stepanov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Artem Stepanov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Eintracht Frankfurt the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Eintracht Frankfurt have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words at Eintracht Frankfurt training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jorrel Hato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Peque sends Eintracht Frankfurt past SC Freiburg

It finished 1‑0, and it was Peque’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Eintracht Frankfurt.

In brief

Back issues
483 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Zeno Debast

84 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Eintracht Frankfurt lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt do the business in Europe

0‑0. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Eintracht Frankfurt came through the finding-out well against Iberia 1999.

The dugout

Peque: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Eintracht Frankfurt have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Rafael Pinto Pedrosa

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Rafael Pinto Pedrosa will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Eintracht Frankfurt the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Eintracht Frankfurt

Jorrel Hato and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

6 unbeaten for Eintracht Frankfurt

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Eintracht Frankfurt did not have in the autumn.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt see off VfB Stuttgart

Three points for Eintracht Frankfurt, 2‑0 the final word against VfB Stuttgart in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at Eintracht Frankfurt

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rafael Pinto Pedrosa was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Appearance number 200 for Sverre Nypan

200 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

In brief

481 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Zeno Debast

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Eintracht Frankfurt lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

20 days out for Malik Pimpong after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Eintracht Frankfurt will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Rafael Pinto Pedrosa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Eintracht Frankfurt can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Tommaso Corazza has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Eintracht Frankfurt they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Eintracht Frankfurt

Patrick Dorgu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Eintracht Frankfurt training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jorrel Hato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Oscar Højlund back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Eintracht Frankfurt has worked with Oscar Højlund before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Market

Eintracht Frankfurt and Filip Jörgensen are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Jorrel Hato

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Eintracht Frankfurt told Jorrel Hato something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

480 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Zeno Debast damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt do the business in Europe

1‑0. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Eintracht Frankfurt came through the finding-out well against Dinamo Zagreb.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt tear Arminia Bielefeld apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑0 against Arminia Bielefeld, and it could have been more.

Squad

A fracture rules Malik Pimpong out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Eintracht Frankfurt will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Artem Stepanov scores twice — 8.58

Two goals and a mark of 8.58 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Artem Stepanov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Eintracht Frankfurt is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Eintracht Frankfurt

Jorrel Hato and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Nobody wants to play Eintracht Frankfurt right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A quiet fortnight at Eintracht Frankfurt

With 8 players away on international duty the sessions are small and the manager can actually hear himself. It is the one break in the season, and it never quite feels like one.

In brief

478 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A statement in Europe from Eintracht Frankfurt

4‑0 against Shirak, and a performance that will change how the rest of the competition talks about this club. Reputations in continental football are built in single evenings and this was one.

Squad

A fracture rules Malik Pimpong out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Eintracht Frankfurt will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Artem Stepanov asks to leave Eintracht Frankfurt

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Eintracht Frankfurt — 7.97

1 for Patrick Dorgu, marked 7.97, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kyliane Dong

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kyliane Dong will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Eintracht Frankfurt the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Eintracht Frankfurt training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jorrel Hato is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Eintracht Frankfurt

Elias Baum and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Eintracht Frankfurt come up short against Dynamo Dresden

Dynamo Dresden left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Eliesse Ben Seghir gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

475 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Malik Pimpong out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Eintracht Frankfurt will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Artem Stepanov has said yes to Eintracht Frankfurt

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Eintracht Frankfurt have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Rafael Pinto Pedrosa has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Eintracht Frankfurt they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Raul Kumar is a medical away from Eintracht Frankfurt

The deal with Hertha BSC is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Oscar Højlund gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Oscar Højlund has just signed for Eintracht Frankfurt, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Badredine Bouanani stays at Bayern Munich as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Eintracht Frankfurt will try again when the window opens; Bayern Munich may not be selling by then.

Market

Patrick Dorgu wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Eintracht Frankfurt hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Player ratings

Luca Williams-Barnett runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Adam Kölle

Eintracht Frankfurt asked and Darmstadt 98 said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

  • Boardroom Deadline passes with 26 signed and 34 gone
  • Squad Marc Guéhi signs a new deal
  • Squad Marc Guéhi in a row with a teammate
474 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Erling Haaland leads the rout of Fortuna Düsseldorf

3‑0, and Erling Haaland took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Bayern Munich tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Erling Haaland takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Eintracht Frankfurt come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bayern Munich did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Vintage Erling Haaland — 9.53

At 35 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 9.53, and nobody on the pitch better.

Boardroom

Bayern Munich write off $1.9M on Patrick Dorgu

He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $1.9M of what Bayern Munich paid for Patrick Dorgu is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.

Market

Patrick Dorgu moves on

Eintracht Frankfurt pay $7.8M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

The dugout

Patrick Busch says Bayern Munich went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Nobody wants to play Bayern Munich right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Younes Ebnoutalib moves on

VfL Bochum pay $2.6M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

In brief

474 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

70 days out for Malik Pimpong after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Eintracht Frankfurt will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Terms done: Tommaso Corazza is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Greuther Fürth waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Eintracht Frankfurt is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Eintracht Frankfurt get their man

The chase for Patrick Dorgu ended with $7.8M changing hands and Bayern Munich out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Transfer targets

$520.0K settles it between the clubs for Marc Guéhi

Borussia Dortmund have accepted the money. What Eintracht Frankfurt do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

RB Leipzig tell Eintracht Frankfurt: Artem Stepanov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Eintracht Frankfurt get their man

The chase for Antoñito Cordero ended with $2.8M changing hands and VfL Bochum out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Transfer targets

Eintracht Frankfurt baulk at the price for Filip Černý

Köln wanted more than $1.9M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Market

Eintracht Frankfurt turn down Magdeburg for Rayane Messi

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Patrick Dorgu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Eintracht Frankfurt this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

473 Edition

The Eintracht Frankfurt Gazette

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rafael Pinto Pedrosa agrees terms with Dynamo Dresden

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Eintracht Frankfurt people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

78 days out for Malik Pimpong after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Eintracht Frankfurt will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Eintracht Frankfurt agree $7.8M for Patrick Dorgu

The clubs have shaken hands with Bayern Munich; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Harry Amass

Eintracht Frankfurt asked and Bayern Munich said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Artem Stepanov

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Eintracht Frankfurt have done the hard part with RB Leipzig, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Market

Mateusz Łęgowski has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Eintracht Frankfurt they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Lucien Mahovo raises the bar for Eintracht Frankfurt

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Eintracht Frankfurt heard it as anything else.

Squad

A falling-out at Eintracht Frankfurt

Jorrel Hato and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Jorrel Hato back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Eintracht Frankfurt has worked with Jorrel Hato before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

In brief

469 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

George Ilenikhena agrees terms with VfB Stuttgart

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Bayern Munich people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Nicolò Tresoldi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bayern Munich can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Bayern Munich turn down Union Berlin for Matěj Jurásek

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayern Munich

Erling Haaland and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Levi Colwill falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Mikel Jauregizar knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bayern Munich, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Jamal Musiala gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jamal Musiala is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Malick Thiaw

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Werder Bremen are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Bayern Munich will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

466 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Pablo Barrios keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bayern Munich may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Terms done: Matěj Jurásek is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Werder Bremen waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Patrick Dorgu asks to leave Bayern Munich

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jamal Musiala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Levi Colwill falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bayern Munich

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Talks stall between Bayern Munich and Lennart Karl

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Fortuna Düsseldorf expected to open talks for Jorrel Hato

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Bayern Munich will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

George Ilenikhena is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and George Ilenikhena has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

461 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Matěj Jurásek has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bayern Munich they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayern Munich

Erling Haaland and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bayern Munich

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Levi Colwill was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Patrick Dorgu returns a better player

13 games and 0 goals away from here, and a man the manager did not have last summer. The loan did what loans are supposed to do and almost never do.

Market

Bayern Munich put Badredine Bouanani up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Badredine Bouanani may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

Jamal Musiala gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jamal Musiala is on it.

Market

The Hugo Ekitiké story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Hugo Ekitiké signs something — a contract at Bayern Munich or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

No hiding place for Patrick Busch

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Patrick Busch, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A door opens for Mikel Jauregizar

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

460 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

21 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Friedrich Sommer out for 43 days

43 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Hamburger SV lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Jakub Krzyżanowski says Hamburger SV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Lautaro Rojas is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Hamburger SV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hamburger SV

Patrick Dorgu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Shaqueel van Persie falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Luca Kerber

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Luciano Valente plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no signature from Keke Topp

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Hamburger SV could get for him.

Market

Rodrigo Ribeiro linked with a move away

The name of Rodrigo Ribeiro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hamburger SV say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

458 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Stefan Leković says Hamburger SV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marius Wörl

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marius Wörl will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Hamburger SV the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Hamburger SV make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Hamburger SV have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Mario Martín was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Hamburger SV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Dorgu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Hamburger SV see off SC Paderborn

Three points for Hamburger SV, 3‑1 the final word against SC Paderborn in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Keke Topp

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Hamburger SV may not be able to give Lautaro Rojas what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Lautaro Rojas wants continental football; whether Hamburger SV can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Player ratings

Luciano Valente was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

457 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Hamburger SV board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Ribeiro scores twice — 8.92

Two goals and a mark of 8.92 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Abdoullah Ba is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Hamburger SV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Marius Wörl puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hamburger SV, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Louka Gautier keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Hamburger SV may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Hamburger SV cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Hamburger SV

Leandro Morgalla and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Hamburger SV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Dorgu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Hamburger SV get the job done against TSG Hoffenheim

A 2‑0 win over TSG Hoffenheim, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

455 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Keke Topp is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Hamburger SV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Luka Jovanović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hamburger SV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hamburger SV

Mario Martín and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Hamburger SV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Dorgu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Abdoullah Ba sends Hamburger SV past Preußen Münster

It finished 2‑0, and it was Abdoullah Ba’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Hamburger SV.

Squad

Luis Engelns reaches 200 appearances

200 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Player ratings

Abdoullah Ba was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.17. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Luca Kerber gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Luciano Valente has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Hamburger SV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

454 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Marius Wörl has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hamburger SV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Mario Martín was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Hamburger SV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Dorgu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Hamburger SV against Nürnberg

1‑2 to Nürnberg, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Patrick Dorgu

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Hamburger SV told Patrick Dorgu something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Abdoullah Ba left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Abdoullah Ba will call it something else in private.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

When it matters, Rodrigo Ribeiro plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no ink between Hamburger SV and Chaverello Hellings

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Hamburger SV, another week without a signature from Chaverello Hellings.

In brief

453 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at Hamburger SV spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Abdoullah Ba has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hamburger SV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Patrick Dorgu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Talks stall between Hamburger SV and Kamil Grabara

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Words at Hamburger SV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marius Wörl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Stefan Leković gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Abdoullah Ba plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Damian Frankowski is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Damian Frankowski has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

Abdoullah Ba knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Hamburger SV, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

452 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

26 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Marius Wörl puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hamburger SV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Lautaro Rojas is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Hamburger SV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Hamburger SV

Mario Martín and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Hamburger SV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Dorgu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Mario Martín

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Hamburger SV told Mario Martín something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Kamil Grabara has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Hamburger SV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

International break empties Hamburger SV

4 call-ups is a compliment to the squad and a headache for the man running it. He will get them back in a fortnight, tired, in various states of repair.

Market

Talks stall between Hamburger SV and Abdoullah Ba

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

No hiding place for Steeve Kango

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Steeve Kango, and the manager let it.

In brief

451 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

19 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Keke Topp

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Keke Topp will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Hamburger SV the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Stefan Leković: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hamburger SV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Keke Topp signs for RB Leipzig while still at Hamburger SV

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Keke Topp has agreed terms with RB Leipzig for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hamburger SV

Mario Martín and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Hamburger SV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Dorgu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Benjamin Boakye the difference as Hamburger SV beat FC Augsburg

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Benjamin Boakye. 2‑0 against FC Augsburg, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Ribeiro in the eights

A performance of 8.67 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Benjamin Boakye at his very best

Marked 8.05. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Hamburger SV.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Leandro Morgalla

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Hamburger SV told Leandro Morgalla something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

449 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The mood at Hamburger SV has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Only the photograph left for Abdoullah Ba

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abdoullah Ba will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Hamburger SV the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Kamil Grabara raises the bar for Hamburger SV

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Hamburger SV heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Kamil Grabara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Hamburger SV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Dorgu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Abdoullah Ba did the work nobody counts — 6.82

14 combined actions and 6.82. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Market

Lautaro Rojas wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Chaverello Hellings

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chaverello Hellings, and the manager let it.

Market

Hamburger SV and Keke Topp are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

447 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luka Jovanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hamburger SV can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Lautaro Rojas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hamburger SV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hamburger SV

Mario Martín and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Luis Engelns falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mohamed-Ali Cho

Hamburger SV asked and Borussia Mönchengladbach said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Arminia Bielefeld take the points off Hamburger SV

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Patrick Dorgu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Áron Dragóner wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Hamburger SV can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Mario Martín's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

444 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Luciano Valente out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hamburger SV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Marius Wörl puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hamburger SV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Jürgen Vogt

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Hamburger SV have done the hard part with Bayern Munich, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hamburger SV

Luis Engelns and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rihito Yamamoto

Hamburger SV asked and SC Freiburg said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Hamburger SV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luca Kerber is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The decline has begun for Milan van Ewijk

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Hamburger SV is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Match

Hamburger SV refuse to lose to Werder Bremen

A point taken on 90 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

The dugout

Kamil Grabara gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Kamil Grabara is on it.

In brief

444 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Jakob Napoleon Romsaas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Schalke 04 have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Pascal Klemens asks to leave Schalke 04

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Denso Kasius has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Schalke 04 they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Schalke 04 turn down Magdeburg for Skelly Alvero

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Patrick Dorgu due for a Schalke 04 medical

Everything agreed with Bayern Munich, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Matías Gómez

Schalke 04 asked and Mainz 05 said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Time is catching up with Pierre Kalulu

Everybody at Schalke 04 saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 34 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Squad

Words at Schalke 04 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adam Hložek is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bećir Omeragić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bećir Omeragić, and the manager let it.

In brief

443 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Erling Haaland is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.66 with 29 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Terms done: Patrick Dorgu is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Darmstadt 98 waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

The view from the top for Bayern Munich

50 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Market

Bayern Munich turn down Eintracht Frankfurt for Mateo Retegui

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Bayern Munich sell Pape Matar Sarr for $5.2M

Pape Matar Sarr has left for Mainz 05 in a $5.2M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Jamal Musiala raises the bar for Bayern Munich

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayern Munich heard it as anything else.

The dugout

Kaio Eduardo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bayern Munich have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Pablo Barrios was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Levi Colwill is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

442 Edition

The Heidenheim Chronicle

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Heidenheim say no — this time

The offer from Hamburger SV for Gonçalo Oliveira was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Heidenheim sell Marius Broholm for $4.0M

Marius Broholm has left for Borussia Dortmund in a $4.0M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Pablo López puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Heidenheim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mika Baur in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Heidenheim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim make their move for Akor Adams

$330.0K on the table at Werder Bremen. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim baulk at the price for Arnaut Klaassen

Hertha BSC wanted more than $270.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Match

A bad afternoon for Heidenheim against VfL Bochum

2‑3 to VfL Bochum, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich tell Heidenheim: Patrick Dorgu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Ethan Galbraith falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

441 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

8 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Finn Dahmen agrees terms with VfB Stuttgart

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Schalke 04 people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Leon Kaiser breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Lucien Mahovo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Schalke 04 is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Aster Vranckx puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Schalke 04, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Vintage Dan Ndoye — 8.01

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.01, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Assan Ouédraogo wants more than Schalke 04 are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Transfer targets

Schalke 04 bid $2.0M for Kaio Eduardo

The offer went to Bayern Munich this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Boardroom

Schalke 04 to lose Denso Kasius for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Denso Kasius has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Transfer targets

Schalke 04 rebuffed over Patrick Dorgu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bayern Munich have kept their man, and Schalke 04 go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

429 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

16 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Arthur

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Arthur will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bayern Munich the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Levi Colwill is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayern Munich

Leon Avdullahu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Alphonso Davies gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alphonso Davies is on it.

Market

The Alphonso Davies question follows Bayern Munich around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alphonso Davies’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Harry Amass knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Harry Amass trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

A door opens for Mikel Jauregizar

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Looking ahead

Patrick Dorgu faces his old club

Heidenheim next, and one man in the Bayern Munich dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The clock does Norman Bassette’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bayern Munich could ask drops and the wages Norman Bassette can ask rise.

In brief

425 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

18 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Derby delight as Hamburger SV down Werder Bremen

Bragging rights belong to Hamburger SV for another year after a 1‑0 win over Werder Bremen in front of a full house.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Hamburger SV board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Owen Graham-Roache hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hamburger SV can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Ribeiro wins the derby

There are goals, and then there are goals against that particular opponent. The Hamburger SV support have their bragging rights for a year and they know exactly whose name is on them.

Market

Vic Chambaere is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Hamburger SV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Kamil Grabara in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Hamburger SV to lose Vic Chambaere for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Vic Chambaere has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Shaqueel van Persie falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Hamburger SV rebuffed over Patrick Dorgu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bayern Munich have kept their man, and Hamburger SV go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

423 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Finn Dahmen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Schalke 04 can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Jesurun Rak-Sakyi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Schalke 04 they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Malik Tillman wants more than Schalke 04 are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Player ratings

Vintage Dan Ndoye — 7.90

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.90, and nobody on the pitch better.

Match

5 matches without a win for Schalke 04

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Schalke 04 are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Schalke 04 close the window on a squad of their own making

29 in and 40 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Magnus Bech Riisnæs attracts admirers

The name of Magnus Bech Riisnæs has come up in conversations Schalke 04 were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Kellen Fisher signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kellen Fisher and Schalke 04 agree another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Schalke 04

Pau Cabanes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

421 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

21 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bayern Munich spend $57.4M to raise the standard

This is not cover and nobody is pretending it is. $57.4M has been paid because Mikel Jauregizar is straightforwardly better than what was already here, and the club has decided to stop waiting.

Market

Arthur Atta has said yes to Darmstadt 98

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bayern Munich have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Bayern Munich turn down Bayer Leverkusen for Filip Jörgensen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Pape Matar Sarr asks to leave Bayern Munich

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Heinrich Schulz breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich bid $4.0M for Alexis Mac Allister

The offer went to Arsenal this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Jarell Quansah falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayern Munich

Mateo Retegui and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

The formation has left Mikel Jauregizar behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Bayern Munich will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

421 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

21 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Hamburger SV board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Salim Musah puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hamburger SV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Vojvodina come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Hamburger SV did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Áki Samuelsen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Hamburger SV is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Leo Castledine due for a Hamburger SV medical

Everything agreed with Bayer Leverkusen, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Hamburger SV

Leandro Morgalla and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Hamburger SV

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Salim Musah was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Hamburger SV rebuffed over Patrick Dorgu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bayern Munich have kept their man, and Hamburger SV go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Eintracht Braunschweig are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Hamburger SV will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

421 Edition

The Heidenheim Chronicle

21 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Lukas Beck out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Heidenheim lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Milan Aleksić asks to leave Heidenheim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Filipe Bordon

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Filipe Bordon will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Heidenheim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Heidenheim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Brian Brobbey is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Heidenheim

Leonidas Stergiou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Milan Aleksić wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Heidenheim know it.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim rebuffed over Patrick Dorgu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bayern Munich have kept their man, and Heidenheim go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim ask about Leo Castledine

A loan enquiry to Bayer Leverkusen: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim ask about Pablo Barrios

A loan enquiry to Borussia Dortmund: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

419 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Magnus Bech Riisnæs has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Schalke 04 they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Sarpsborg 08 come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Schalke 04 did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Manu Koné raises the bar for Schalke 04

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Schalke 04 heard it as anything else.

Market

Jonah Sticker moves on

Borussia Dortmund pay $3.5M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Manu Koné signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Manu Koné commits to Schalke 04 for another 4 years.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Patrick Dorgu

Schalke 04 asked and Bayern Munich said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

When it matters, Malik Tillman plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

5 new faces, and Schalke 04 are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

A row about effort at Schalke 04

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Filippo Missori was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

417 Edition

The Heidenheim Chronicle

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andu Kelati damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Gonçalo Oliveira hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Heidenheim can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim baulk at the price for Max Moerstedt

VfB Stuttgart wanted more than $2.6M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Mika Baur in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Heidenheim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Heidenheim

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marius Broholm was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Patrick Dorgu

Heidenheim asked and Bayern Munich said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Bissenty Gomis has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Heidenheim can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Leon Avdullahu is in the works

Heidenheim have made the call to Bayern Munich. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim try to borrow Ezechiel Banzuzi

Bayer Leverkusen have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

415 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Owen Graham-Roache has said yes to Cesar Vallejo

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Hamburger SV have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Tommy Setford asks to leave Hamburger SV

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Manuel Bahaty has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hamburger SV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Hamburger SV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jacob Wright is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich tell Hamburger SV: Patrick Dorgu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Oso

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Lautaro Rojas has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Hamburger SV can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Victor Eriksson out for 20 days

The medical room confirms 20 days on the sidelines for Victor Eriksson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Oskar Wójcik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

415 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tyler Bindon asks to leave Schalke 04

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Magnus Bech Riisnæs

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Magnus Bech Riisnæs will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Schalke 04 the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Assan Ouédraogo wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Schalke 04 hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Schalke 04 turn down Genclerbirligi for Emin Bayram

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Rasmus Holten has agreed to leave Schalke 04 for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

A falling-out at Schalke 04

Pau Cabanes and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich tell Schalke 04: Patrick Dorgu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Nidal Čelik stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nidal Čelik and Schalke 04 agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

When it matters, Malik Tillman plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

411 Edition

The Heidenheim Chronicle

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andu Kelati

85 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Heidenheim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Filipe Bordon agrees terms with Fortuna Düsseldorf

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Heidenheim people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Andu Kelati asks to leave Heidenheim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Heidenheim bid $2.6M for Max Moerstedt

The offer went to VfB Stuttgart this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Joseph Nduquidi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Heidenheim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Folarin Balogun turns down Heidenheim

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: SM Caen keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Heidenheim

Mika Baur and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Heidenheim

Day 11 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich tell Heidenheim: Patrick Dorgu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

394 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mattes Hansen

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayern Munich lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Patrick Dorgu sends Bayern Munich through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Patrick Dorgu obliged against Köln. 2‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Bayern Munich.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Bayern Munich

The unbeaten run reaches 14. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Terms done: Shea Lacey is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Heidenheim waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Bayern Munich is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

The Bayer Leverkusen deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Paul Nebel reports back to Bayern Munich with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Market

Bayern Munich turn down Fortuna Düsseldorf for Mateo Retegui

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Filip Jörgensen

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Afonso Moreira

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Afonso Moreira will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bayern Munich the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Bayern Munich — 7.80

1 for Patrick Dorgu, marked 7.80, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

In brief

390 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

16 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich make their move for Hugo Ekitiké

$53.4M on the table at Bayer Leverkusen. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

The knee: Mattes Hansen out for 76 days

76 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bayern Munich lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Bayern Munich walk away from Hugo Ekitiké

$52.2M was the most the club would pay and Bayer Leverkusen were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

Mario Martín has said yes to Bayer Leverkusen

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Bayern Munich have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Bayern Munich sign Patrick Dorgu for $9.0M

The paperwork is done: Patrick Dorgu joins from Schalke 04 in a deal worth $9.0M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Vinicius Tobias puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bayern Munich, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Patrick Dorgu arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Patrick Dorgu has, at Bayern Munich, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Match

Whatever happens, Bayern Munich do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Bayern Munich say no — this time

The offer from Fortuna Düsseldorf for Aljoscha Kemlein was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

390 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

16 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Schalke 04 do not lose

13 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Ollie Scarles has said yes to Preußen Münster

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Schalke 04 have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Schalke 04 rebuffed over Renzo Machado

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bayern Munich have kept their man, and Schalke 04 go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Patrick Dorgu moves on

Bayern Munich pay $9.0M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

The dugout

Francis Onyeka keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Schalke 04 may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Schalke 04 walk away from Leopold Querfeld

$4.5M was the most the club would pay and Borussia Dortmund were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Market

Schalke 04 say no — this time

The offer from VfB Stuttgart for Finn Dahmen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Ale García hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Schalke 04 can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Schalke 04 go back to the board over Eliesse Ben Seghir

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $9.7M — a club that wants Eliesse Ben Seghir enough to be asked twice.

In brief

389 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

9 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

The knee: Mattes Hansen out for 84 days

84 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bayern Munich lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Levi Colwill comes home

The shirt still fits. Levi Colwill is back at Bayern Munich, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

Mateo Retegui agrees terms with Mainz 05

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Bayern Munich people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Patrick Dorgu is a medical away from Bayern Munich

The deal with Schalke 04 is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Joaquín Lavega

Bayern Munich asked and Udinese said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Nobody wants to play Bayern Munich right now

7 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Bayern Munich get their man

The chase for Ernest Poku ended with $4.9M changing hands and Bayer Leverkusen out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Market

Renzo Machado asks to leave Bayern Munich

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

José Córdoba: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bayern Munich have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

389 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

9 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Terms done: Patrick Dorgu is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Bayern Munich waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Schalke 04 is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Nobody wins at Schalke 04

17 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Schalke 04 sell Karim Coulibaly for $17.1M

Karim Coulibaly has left for Borussia Dortmund in a $17.1M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Schalke 04

The unbeaten run reaches 12. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Schalke 04 say no — this time

The offer from Borussia Dortmund for Umut Tohumcu was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Borussia Dortmund tell Schalke 04: Ayyoub Bouaddi is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Luca Dahl Tomasson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Schalke 04, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Schalke 04 make their move for Leopold Querfeld

$3.0M on the table at Borussia Dortmund. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

No deal for Paul Hennrich at that price

Schalke 04 offered $1.8M; Heidenheim said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

In brief

388 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

2 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

The knee: Mattes Hansen out for 92 days

92 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bayern Munich lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Cup progress for Bayern Munich

A 2‑0 win over Fortuna Düsseldorf, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich bid $32.4M for Levi Colwill

The offer went to VfB Stuttgart this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich make their move for Hugo Ekitiké

$28.2M on the table at Bayer Leverkusen. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Bayern Munich say no — this time

The offer from Hertha BSC for Jarell Quansah was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Bayern Munich bid $9.0M for Patrick Dorgu

The offer went to Schalke 04 this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Match

Nobody wants to play Bayern Munich right now

6 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

The season belongs to Samu Aghehowa

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Bayern Munich have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Alphonso Davies has been here 15 seasons

538 appearances across 15 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

In brief

388 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

2 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Schalke 04 through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over Mainz 05, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Jovan Milošević asks to leave Schalke 04

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Schalke 04 turn down Bayer Leverkusen for Patrick Dorgu

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

The run at home goes on for Schalke 04

16 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Francis Onyeka scores twice — 8.03

Two goals and a mark of 8.03 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Whatever happens, Schalke 04 do not lose

11 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

The dugout

Jovan Milošević frozen out at Schalke 04

This is not rotation. Jovan Milošević has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Schalke 04 is pretending otherwise.

Market

VfL Bochum join the queue for Jovan Milošević

Add another name to the list: VfL Bochum have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jovan Milošević. The answer from Schalke 04 has not changed — yet.

Market

Patrick Dorgu raises the bar for Schalke 04

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Schalke 04 heard it as anything else.

In brief

387 Edition

The Schalke 04 Gazette

26 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Assan Ouédraogo leads the rout of Hertha BSC

4‑0, and Assan Ouédraogo took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Schalke 04 tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Jovan Milošević is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Schalke 04 is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Nobody wins at Schalke 04

15 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

Assan Ouédraogo scores twice — 8.33

Two goals and a mark of 8.33 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Schalke 04

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Boardroom

Umut Tohumcu has agreed to leave Schalke 04 for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Appearance number 200 for Umut Tohumcu

200 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

The dugout

Bećir Omeragić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Patrick Dorgu at his very best

Marked 8.31. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Schalke 04.

In brief