George Harmon

Left Back - Saturn
29 Sep 2026
Tuesday
Process

Marked for George Harmon

8 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Evgeny Kovalevskiy, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.79

A mark of 7.79 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Saturn

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

George Harmon signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” George Harmon commits to Saturn for another 3 years.

Squad

Valery Chupin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Saturn this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Evgeny Kovalevskiy

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Saturn get the job done against Zvezda

A 1‑0 win over Zvezda, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Maxim Kunskiy

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Maxim Kunskiy has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Saturn will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Valery Matveenkov dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

Back issues
7 Edition

The Saturn Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Evgeny Kovalevskiy, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 7.61

A mark of 7.61 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Orel come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Saturn did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Saturn

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

George Harmon signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” George Harmon and Saturn agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Saturn

Maxim Kunskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Maxim Sedov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Maxim Kunskiy

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Maxim Kunskiy

Marked 8.21 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

A long bet from Saturn on Vasily Sychev

He is 14, and nobody at Saturn signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

1 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ben Stevenson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ben Stevenson commits to Cheltenham Town for another 4 years.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luke Young is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Cheltenham Town and James Wilson are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Jake Bickerstaff knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Cheltenham Town, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Luke Young takes the armband

It is a strip of cloth and it decides nothing on a Saturday. It still tells the dressing room exactly whose opinion the manager values, which is the whole point of it.

Market

Robbie Cundy leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Robbie Cundy leaves Cheltenham Town the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief