Jonathan Muzinga

Striker - Ilves
18 Jun 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Jonathan Muzinga

93 Edition

The Ilves Post

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Stanislav Baranov out for 27 days

27 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ilves lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Ilves — 7.86

1 for Anton Popovitch, marked 7.86, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Sauli Väisänen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sauli Väisänen and Ilves agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

The run at home goes on for Ilves

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Ilves see off Inter Turku

Three points for Ilves, 1‑0 the final word against Inter Turku in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ilves

Nils Veinbergs and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sauli Väisänen named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Sauli Väisänen is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

A satisfied Aleksi Hradecky

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Aleksi Hradecky could afford to be generous.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bob Nii Armah

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
92 Edition

The Ilves Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stanislav Baranov

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ilves lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Jonathan Muzinga keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ilves may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Andre Raymond in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ilves this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Faris Krkalić counts the days

“I watch every Ilves game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at IFK Mariehamn runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ilves against HJK

0‑1 to HJK, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Aleksi Hradecky to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

When it matters, Otso Virtanen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

A promotion for Kalle Wallius

Not a new contract, not a new number: a new place in the manager’s thinking, which is the only promotion in football that actually matters. Kalle Wallius has moved up it.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a Ilves man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Sauli Väisänen was the best thing in any of them.

In brief

89 Edition

The Ilves Post

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Words exchanged at Ilves

Matias Tamminen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Teppo Marttinen deal

Ilves ran out of time with Haka. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Transfer targets

Ilves rebuffed over Saikou Touray

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. HJK have kept their man, and Ilves go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Nils Veinbergs stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nils Veinbergs and Ilves agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Dudu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ilves are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

When it matters, Andre Raymond plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Dudu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Jonathan Muzinga faces his old club

PK-35 next, and one man in the Ilves dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The Roope Riski talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ilves know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

  • Squad Dudu: “I am not a substitute”
  • The dugout The manager makes Eetu Turkki a promise
  • Looking ahead Ilves travel to PK-35
82 Edition

The Ilves Post

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ilves turn down IF Gnistan for Roope Riski

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Niilo Kujasalo due for a Ilves medical

Everything agreed with KuPS, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Ilves

Anton Popovitch was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Otto Kemppainen

Ilves asked and KuPS said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

No place for Jonathan Muzinga in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Ilves are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Matias Tamminen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ilves will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Otso Virtanen placed on the list

Ilves have made Otso Virtanen available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

A row about effort at Ilves

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gabriel Rasho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Zhechko Zhelyazkov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

80 Edition

The Ilves Post

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Max Nilsson is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and AC Oulu waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ilves is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Max Nilsson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ilves, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Ilves

Matias Tamminen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Nils Veinbergs attracts admirers

The name of Nils Veinbergs has come up in conversations Ilves were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

AC Oulu tell Ilves: Ali-Abubakar Torfiq is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Dudu wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ilves know it.

Transfer targets

Ilves try to borrow Jonathan Muzinga

VPS have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Ilves try to borrow Waylon Renecke

Hammarby have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

Goudouss Bamba has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Ilves will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

80 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

VPS turn down Haka for Theodor Johansson

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Miika Niemi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at VPS, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Eyes on Jonathan Muzinga again

The phone has started ringing about Jonathan Muzinga again, and this time the name on the line is Ilves. VPS are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Theodor Johansson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

HJK tell VPS: Ramilson Almeida is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Guilherme Borges wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at VPS can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Diego Cedeno signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Diego Cedeno commits to VPS for another 2 years.

Market

Talks stall between VPS and Theodor Johansson

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Joonas Vahtera was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

75 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Yassin Daoussi out for 36 days

36 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. VPS lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

The season belongs to Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and VPS have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Jonathan Muzinga falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vilmer Rönnberg

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vilmer Rönnberg, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Jayden Turfkruier plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Paulo Lima asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

69 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Yassin Daoussi out for 80 days

80 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. VPS lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

VPS refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 42 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Tijjani Mohammed is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at VPS is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jabir Abdihakim Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Paulo Lima and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Akon Kuek gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Will Wilson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at VPS, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Jabir Abdihakim Ali question follows VPS around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jabir Abdihakim Ali’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Olavi Keturi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

68 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yassin Daoussi damages knee ligaments — 87 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 87 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at VPS

Jabir Abdihakim Ali was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jonathan Muzinga is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Jabir Abdihakim Ali still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at VPS would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

The Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan signs something — a contract at VPS or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • The dugout Ilari Kangasniemi knocks on the manager’s door
  • The dugout Paulo Lima keeps his manager's vote
  • Boardroom The VPS board put their names to it
66 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Yassin Daoussi out for 103 days

103 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. VPS lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Continental nights are coming to VPS

Qualification is secured, and next season the big floodlit nights are continental ones. For the players it is a stage; for the accounts it is a lifeline; for the supporters it is passports.

Squad

The season belongs to Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and VPS have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Aleksi Piispa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jonathan Muzinga falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between VPS and Theodor Johansson

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at VPS, another week without a signature from Theodor Johansson.

In brief

63 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

14 days out for Teemu Joronen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. VPS will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Mamadou Jalloh says VPS went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Will Wilson wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at VPS can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jabir Abdihakim Ali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Jayden Turfkruier gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jayden Turfkruier is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Josep Nuorela

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Josep Nuorela, and the manager let it.

In brief

61 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

VPS are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 42 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Teemu Joronen breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Tijjani Mohammed is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at VPS is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jonathan Muzinga signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jonathan Muzinga and VPS agree another 3 years.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jabir Abdihakim Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Luka Nuorela and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

60 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

36 days out for Teemu Joronen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. VPS will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Vilmer Rönnberg: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” VPS have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Jonathan Muzinga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joonas Vahtera is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Antti-Ville Räisänen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Jabir Abdihakim Ali plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Jonathan Muzinga asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kevin Kouassivi-Benissan signs something — a contract at VPS or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Thomas Ari Arnarsson has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and VPS will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

58 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A muscle injury and 16 days out for Jabir Abdihakim Ali

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. VPS will quote 16 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Aleksi Piispa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VPS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Still no ink between VPS and Theodor Johansson

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at VPS, another week without a signature from Theodor Johansson.

Boardroom

The VPS board find $1.8M for the manager

Money, not words, and it is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending $1.8M well is entirely his problem now.

Squad

Theodor Johansson makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Akon Kuek

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Tijjani Mohammed has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Looking ahead

Emmanuel Okereke faces his old club

IFK Mariehamn next, and one man in the VPS dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

Jayden Turfkruier linked with a move away

The name of Jayden Turfkruier keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

56 Edition

The Ekenäs IF Courier

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

August Björklund: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ekenäs IF have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 21 in, 6 out at Ekenäs IF

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 21 arrived, 6 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Tempers go at Ekenäs IF

Albin Sporrong was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Lanús tell Ekenäs IF: Jeremías Chavero is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Sebastian Savini deal

Ekenäs IF ran out of time with KäPa. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

50 goals in the shirt for Jonathan Muzinga

50 for the club now, each one filed in somebody’s memory with a date and a scoreline. Numbers like this are what supporters argue about in twenty years.

Player ratings

Albin Sporrong was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.43. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Saidou Bah beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Sebastian Mailat

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Sebastian Mailat.

In brief

43 Edition

The Ekenäs IF Courier

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Justus Ojanen, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.61

A mark of 7.61 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Albin Sporrong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ekenäs IF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The run at home goes on for Ekenäs IF

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Ekenäs IF see off IFK Mariehamn

Three points for Ekenäs IF, 2‑1 the final word against IFK Mariehamn in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Saidou Bah

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ian Garguez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Sebastian Mailat was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.05. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Baba Adeeko

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ekenäs IF told Baba Adeeko something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

August Björklund falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

39 Edition

The Ekenäs IF Courier

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Jonathan Muzinga says Ekenäs IF went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Albin Sporrong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ekenäs IF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Arttu Sivonen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Arttu Sivonen and Ekenäs IF agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Sebastian Mailat was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Ekenäs IF training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. August Björklund is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mandovani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mandovani, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Albin Sporrong gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Albin Sporrong is on it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Juha Toivio on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Match

Ekenäs IF draw a blank against HJK

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. HJK defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

38 Edition

The Ekenäs IF Courier

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Johannes Viitala: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ekenäs IF have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Sebastian Mailat was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Albin Sporrong in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ekenäs IF this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ekenäs IF see off IF Gnistan

Three points for Ekenäs IF, 2‑1 the final word against IF Gnistan in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

August Björklund stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” August Björklund and Ekenäs IF agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Thadèe Kaleba makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to David Agbo

A mark of 7.81, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Ekenäs IF are still strangers to each other

13 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Juha Toivio has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Juha Toivio on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

34 Edition

The Ekenäs IF Courier

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The step up is real for Johannes Viitala

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Baba Adeeko is a medical away from Ekenäs IF

The deal with Wigan Athletic is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Silkeborg tell Ekenäs IF: Mads Freundlich is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Tempers go at Ekenäs IF

Jonathan Muzinga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

10 new faces, and Ekenäs IF are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Squad

Nasiru Mohammed falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Karlo Lusavec is in the works

Ekenäs IF have made the call to AC Horsens. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Albin Sporrong knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Albin Sporrong trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Nasiru Mohammed has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ekenäs IF will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

28 Edition

The Ekenäs IF Courier

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A move Mandovani would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Mandovani is living that version at Ekenäs IF, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Ekenäs IF make their move for Atte Sihvonen

$580.0K on the table at TPS. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Boardroom

Ekenäs IF go back to the board over Atte Sihvonen

The number the board signed off was not enough. It has been asked again and raised its own offer to $650.8K — a club that wants Atte Sihvonen enough to be asked twice.

Transfer targets

Jonathan Muzinga is a medical away from Ekenäs IF

The deal with VPS is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Ekenäs IF baulk at the price for Simon van Duivenbooden

VPS wanted more than $830.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Transfer targets

Ekenäs IF bid $30.0K for Jesse Kilo

The offer went to Ilves this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Saidou Bah signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Saidou Bah commits to Ekenäs IF for another 4 years.

Market

One of our own: Eero Hoskonen joins the Ekenäs IF first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Eero Hoskonen is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ekenäs IF

Mandovani and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

28 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

VPS turn down AC Oulu for Simon van Duivenbooden

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Jonathan Muzinga agrees terms with Ekenäs IF

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around VPS people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

An offer of $340.0K for Ilari Kangasniemi

VPS have gone to Inter Turku with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Tempers go at VPS

Theodor Johansson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Will Wilson's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; VPS are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Transfer targets

VPS rebuffed over Justus Ojanen

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. FC Lahti have kept their man, and VPS go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

KTP watching Tijjani Mohammed

The interest is real enough to have reached print. VPS have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Guilherme Borges signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Guilherme Borges and VPS agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Will Wilson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

25 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jonathan Muzinga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Vilmer Rönnberg knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Vilmer Rönnberg trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

22 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Antti-Ville Räisänen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jabir Abdihakim Ali is on it.

The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jabir Abdihakim Ali trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Emmanuel Okereke linked with a move away

The name of Emmanuel Okereke keeps appearing in other people's back pages. VPS say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Akon Kuek

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

20 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A chastening European night for VPS

0‑3 against Lokomotiva Zagreb. The honest reading is not that the players were poor; it is that the distance between this club and that one is currently measured in things money takes years to buy.

Match

No end in sight to VPS's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at VPS has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for VPS

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

The dugout

No hiding place for Martti Haukioja

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Martti Haukioja, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Jabir Abdihakim Ali — 6.60

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 9 actions, 6.60, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Boardroom

Doors closed at VPS

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Rasmus Jensen: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jonathan Muzinga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Henri Salomaa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

19 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Mamadou Jalloh says VPS went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Will Wilson wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and VPS know it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vilmer Rönnberg

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jonathan Muzinga signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jonathan Muzinga commits to VPS for another 3 years.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jonathan Muzinga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jayden Turfkruier gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jayden Turfkruier is on it.

In brief

17 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Antti-Ville Räisänen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Antti-Ville Räisänen, and the manager let it.

Squad

Lucas Väyrynen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lucas Väyrynen and VPS agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jonathan Muzinga is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Theodor Johansson question follows VPS around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Theodor Johansson’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Akon Kuek a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at VPS. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

14 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Jabir Abdihakim Ali says VPS went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Akon Kuek stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Akon Kuek and VPS agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Will Wilson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between VPS and Theodor Johansson

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at VPS, another week without a signature from Theodor Johansson.

Squad

Jonathan Muzinga is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Jonathan Muzinga has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Squad

A row about effort at VPS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jonathan Muzinga was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Henri Salomaa knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Henri Salomaa trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Jayden Turfkruier has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at VPS will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

11 Edition

The Oddevold Chronicle

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Olle Kjellman Olblad asks to leave Oddevold

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Daniel Krezić has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Oddevold they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Oddevold

Kamilcan Sever was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Oddevold training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexander Almqvist is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Kamilcan Sever gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Johan Albin stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Johan Albin and Oddevold agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Oddevold

Something was said to Jonathan Muzinga and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

“I want to play”: Kamilcan Sever speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Market

Oddevold and Erik Hedenquist are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

9 Edition

The Oddevold Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Oddevold's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Oddevold has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Adam Engelbrektsson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Adam Engelbrektsson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Oddevold the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Oddevold to lose York Rafael for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. York Rafael has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Oddevold

Alexander Almqvist and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A muscle injury and 16 days out for Jesper Merbom Adolfsson

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Oddevold will quote 16 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

A row about effort at Oddevold

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adam Engelbrektsson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Adam Engelbrektsson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adam Engelbrektsson, and the manager let it.

Match

Oddevold caught on 88 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Trelleborg scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Player ratings

Osman Addo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

9 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Will Wilson's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; VPS are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words at VPS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Paulo Lima is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Akon Kuek

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akon Kuek, and the manager let it.

Market

The Theodor Johansson question follows VPS around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Theodor Johansson’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

A door opens for Jabir Abdihakim Ali

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

4 Edition

The Oddevold Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Olle Kjellman Olblad damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Olle Kjellman Olblad

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Olle Kjellman Olblad will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Oddevold the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Oddevold's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Oddevold has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Hugo Engström signs for Orebro while still at Oddevold

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Hugo Engström has agreed terms with Orebro for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Kamilcan Sever in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Oddevold this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ibrahim Figuigui arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Ibrahim Figuigui has, at Oddevold, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

A row about effort at Oddevold

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexander Almqvist was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Malmo FF tell Oddevold: Bleon Kurtuluş is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Player ratings

Hugo Engström runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

3 Edition

The Oddevold Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Olle Kjellman Olblad damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Oddevold bow out of the cup

IF Elfsborg go through and Oddevold go home, 1‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

The terraces

The stands have turned

“Enough is enough. We have watched this for months.” 6 of the 27 senior players walked off to it, and the message was not aimed at any one of them.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 17 signed and 2 gone

That is the business done at Oddevold until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Match

4 matches without a win for Oddevold

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Oddevold are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Oddevold to lose Olle Kjellman Olblad for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Olle Kjellman Olblad has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Oddevold

Alexander Almqvist was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Oddevold beat the market to Kevin Appiah Nyarko from Helsingborg

Helsingborg will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Kevin Appiah Nyarko has pre-agreed a move to Oddevold, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Adam Engelbrektsson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

1 Edition

The Oddevold Chronicle

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tromso come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Oddevold did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

6 saves: Morten Sætra was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Philip Engelbrektsson: 10 seasons and counting

141 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Careers like that are not built on purpose any more, and Oddevold know exactly what they have.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Oddevold — 7.62

1 for Oscar Igličar Berntsson, marked 7.62, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Words exchanged at Oddevold

Linus Tornblad and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexander Almqvist falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Oddevold rebuffed over Camil Jebara

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Lillestrom have kept their man, and Oddevold go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Sandviken take the points off Oddevold

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Still no ink between Oddevold and Morten Sætra

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Oddevold, another week without a signature from Morten Sætra.

In brief

1 Edition

The VPS Chronicle

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A day Simon van Duivenbooden will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

VPS let it slip despite Simon van Duivenbooden

Simon van Duivenbooden had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and KuPS were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

Martti Haukioja stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Martti Haukioja and VPS agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at VPS

Simon van Duivenbooden and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Jayden Turfkruier runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Oddevold watching Jonathan Muzinga

The interest is real enough to have reached print. VPS have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Simon van Duivenbooden at his very best

Marked 9.40. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at VPS.

Squad

Home is on Will Wilson's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; VPS are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Simon van Duivenbooden rescues a point for VPS

It needed Simon van Duivenbooden to find the net to bring anything home at all: 4‑4 against KuPS, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief