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Marked for Lorenz Assignon

168 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mark Flekken keeps Bayer Leverkusen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Nathan Tella was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Loïc Badé

Marked 9.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Matheus França

Marked 8.79 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Edmond Tapsoba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Alejo Sarco wants to come home

“I did not go to Middlesbrough to sit and watch. I want to come back to Bayer Leverkusen and fight for my place.” 5 appearances in 17 matches say the rest.

Match

Loïc Badé rescues a point for Bayer Leverkusen

It needed Loïc Badé to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Werder Bremen, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Exequiel Palacios trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Exequiel Palacios

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Bayer Leverkusen, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

Back issues
146 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lorenz Assignon says Bayer Leverkusen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Kerim Alajbegović is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.40 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Bayer Leverkusen know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Nathan Tella in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayer Leverkusen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

130 Edition

The Bayer Leverkusen Post

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bayer Leverkusen march on in the cup

Borussia Mönchengladbach are out and Bayer Leverkusen go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Lorenz Assignon is a Bayer Leverkusen player

The fee is $7.7M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. VfB Stuttgart drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Mark Flekken keeps Bayer Leverkusen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Yukhym Konoplia keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bayer Leverkusen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Aleix García

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

At 21, Kerim Alajbegović is already the best thing here

An average of 7.26 in a first team he is several years too young for. Bayer Leverkusen have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayer Leverkusen

Patrik Schick was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Eric Martel in the eights

A performance of 9.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Bayer Leverkusen come up short against FC Augsburg

FC Augsburg left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

130 Edition

The VfB Stuttgart Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for VfB Stuttgart

Beaten 1‑4 by TSG Hoffenheim, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Business is business: Lorenz Assignon goes

Bayer Leverkusen paid $7.7M and VfB Stuttgart took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

VfB Stuttgart sell Rafel Bauzà for $5.9M

Rafel Bauzà has left for VfL Wolfsburg in a $5.9M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Stefan Drljača says VfB Stuttgart went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Deniz Undav in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VfB Stuttgart this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The wait goes on for VfB Stuttgart

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Mateo Retegui gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jeff Chabot

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Deniz Undav

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

120 Edition

The VfB Stuttgart Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Janis Blaswich keeps VfB Stuttgart in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Naïs Djouahra: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” VfB Stuttgart have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at VfB Stuttgart

Jamie Leweling was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The wait goes on for VfB Stuttgart

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Loan watch

Agustín Cortez counts the days

“I watch every VfB Stuttgart game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Racing Genk runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Jamie Leweling runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

88 Edition

The VfB Stuttgart Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

VfB Stuttgart run out of patience with Christoph Braun

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Christoph Braun clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Squad

Stefan Drljača keeps VfB Stuttgart in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Lukas Maier takes charge at VfB Stuttgart

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Squad

Tempers go at VfB Stuttgart

Deniz Undav was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Keisuke Goto's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; VfB Stuttgart are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Jamie Leweling in the eights

A performance of 8.71 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lorenz Assignon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

VfB Stuttgart share the spoils with VfL Wolfsburg

A 1‑1 draw with VfL Wolfsburg leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

The one thing Deniz Undav could not do

Shots: 6, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief