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Marked for Eirik Wollen Steen

70 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Thomas Grøgaard out for 56 days

56 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mjondalen lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Benjamin Sundo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mjondalen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Real improvement from Lucas Myklebust at Mjondalen

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Lucas Myklebust is 18, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Thomas Grøgaard and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Fanuel Ghebreyohannes was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Tobias Flem

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Mjondalen told Tobias Flem something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Tobias Flem knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Nickolay Årsbog is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Market

The Tobias Flem talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Mjondalen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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55 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Eirik Wollen Steen asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Ware Peter Natana: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mjondalen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Mark Mampassi

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Mjondalen have done the hard part with Rosenborg, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Fanuel Ghebreyohannes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Bryne tell Mjondalen: Anders Klemensson is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Harald Martin Hauso and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Christian Mork Breivik

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Christian Mork Breivik was the difference for Mjondalen

Marked 7.46. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Eirik Wollen Steen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Mjondalen Chronicle

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fanuel Ghebreyohannes is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Eirik Wollen Steen pulls a muscle — 17 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 17 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Match

Mjondalen come up short against Lyn

Lyn left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Ware Peter Natana and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Marcus Riise: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Sander Marthinussen named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Sander Marthinussen is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Market

No place for Brinder Singh in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Brinder Singh has his answer from Mjondalen; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Benjamin Sundo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Benjamin Sundo, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Tobias Bjørnebye faces his old club

Hødd next, and one man in the Mjondalen dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

39 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Tobias Flem pops up at the right end — 7.77

7.77, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Harald Martin Hauso and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Meliga Promise

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Mjondalen see off Moss

Three points for Mjondalen, 2‑0 the final word against Moss in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sander Lægreid Johansen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sander Lægreid Johansen, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Eirik Wollen Steen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Marcus Riise, on a 2‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Squad

Armand Wangen: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Mjondalen will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thomas Grøgaard

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

36 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Christian Mork Breivik puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Västerås SK come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Mjondalen did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Real improvement from Meliga Promise at Mjondalen

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Meliga Promise is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Boardroom

Mjondalen close the window on a squad of their own making

5 in and 1 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Thomas Grøgaard and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Keerat Singh Mann moves on

Egersund pay $370.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

The decline has begun for Eirik Wollen Steen

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Mjondalen is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

Eirik Wollen Steen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen ask about Mark Mampassi

A loan enquiry to Rosenborg: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

34 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Oliver Midtgård hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Västerås SK watching Armand Wangen

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Mjondalen have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Peder Klausen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Eirik Wollen Steen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Mark Mampassi is in the works

Mjondalen have made the call to Rosenborg. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Oliver Midtgård knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Erik Kristiansen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Erik Kristiansen, and the manager let it.

Market

The Tobias Flem question follows Mjondalen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Tobias Flem’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Keerat Singh Mann placed on the list

Mjondalen have made Keerat Singh Mann available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

33 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Sander Lægreid Johansen is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 17 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Armand Øverby

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Mjondalen have done the hard part with Kongsvinger, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Fanuel Ghebreyohannes will not be coming to Mjondalen

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Fredrikstad is saying, and nobody at Mjondalen is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Kweku Kekeli and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Eirik Wollen Steen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nickolay Årsbog

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nickolay Årsbog, and the manager let it.

In brief

31 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Brinder Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Mark Mampassi’s move to Mjondalen collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Rosenborg; Mjondalen go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Thomas Grøgaard and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen rebuffed over Jesper Reitan-Sunde

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Rosenborg have kept their man, and Mjondalen go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eirik Wollen Steen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen try to borrow Mark Mampassi

Rosenborg have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Markus Ottesen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Mjondalen have started building around Meliga Promise

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

The dugout

Mjondalen keep their word to Erik Kristiansen

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

30 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Keerat Singh Mann asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Thomas Grøgaard in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen rebuffed over Alan Cole

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. HamKam have kept their man, and Mjondalen go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Eirik Wollen Steen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sander Lægreid Johansen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Mjondalen buy the years ahead of Meliga Promise

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

Meliga Promise is a square peg at Mjondalen

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

Markus Ottesen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Sander Lægreid Johansen: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Mjondalen will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

28 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Thomas Grøgaard and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen bid $25.0K for Meliga Promise

The offer went to Valerenga this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

A move Dylan Alexander Twiddy would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Dylan Alexander Twiddy is living that version at Mjondalen, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Emil Sildnes

Mjondalen asked and Raufoss said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Oliver Midtgård

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Oliver Midtgård, and the manager let it.

Squad

Eirik Wollen Steen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen ask about Håkon Røsten

A loan enquiry to Rosenborg: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Michael Opoku is in the works

Mjondalen have made the call to Sarpsborg 08. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

Mjondalen buy the years ahead of Luka Močiler

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

26 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Keerat Singh Mann damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Brinder Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kweku Kekeli was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Valdemar Schmølker was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nickolay Årsbog

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nickolay Årsbog, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Armand Wangen knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Armand Wangen trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

16 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Peder Klausen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tobias Bjørnebye was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Mjondalen

Something was said to Markus Ottesen and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Tobias Flem knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Tobias Flem trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Experience through the door at Mjondalen

Eirik Wollen Steen arrives at 33 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Looking ahead

Tobias Bjørnebye faces his old club

Sogndal next, and one man in the Mjondalen dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The Oliver Midtgård talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Mjondalen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Somebody is after Christian Mork Breivik’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Christian Mork Breivik suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Mjondalen have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Squad

Thomas Grøgaard has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Mjondalen know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief