Valentin Costache

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Noah
20 Nov 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Valentin Costache

381 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah are top

48 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Squad

João Grando breaks a bone — 75 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 75 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Artur Movsesyan wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Noah hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alex Amadio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brian Oddei

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Oddei, and the manager let it.

Squad

Izaque Belchior wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

The dugout

Sead Hakšabanović knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Sead Hakšabanović plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

Back issues
378 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Oct 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Noah come up short in Europe

0‑1 away to the standard of De Graafschap. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

4 matches without a win for Noah

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Noah are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Atanas Galchev

12 goals and a season average of 7.43 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Yuri Martirosyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Inquest at Noah

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Mkhitar Spertsyan left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Valentin Costache

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Valentin Costache.

In brief

376 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Oct 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Husein Sumbuljević has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Alexey Ploschadny and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Brian Oddei out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Brian Oddei, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alex Amadio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brian Oddei

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Oddei, and the manager let it.

Squad

Home is on Raniel's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

Wages eat 90% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

When it matters, Sergey Muradyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Valentin Costache question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Valentin Costache’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

372 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Sep 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Husein Sumbuljević is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alex Amadio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Izaque Belchior's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gustavo Sangaré

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 109% of the Noah income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Market

Talks stall between Noah and Isaac Nicolas

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Sergey Muradyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Isaac Nicolas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

369 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah are top

48 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

The dugout

Valentin Costache: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Diego Raposo says no to BKMA

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Diego Raposo had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Van come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Isaac Nicolas wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Market

Atanas Galchev attracts admirers

The name of Atanas Galchev has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Alex Amadio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Ferencvaros tell Noah: Andre Ferreira is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

356 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 May 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Jorge Sanguina out for 14 days

14 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

20 days out for Francesco Ferrara after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Noah will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

No mercy from Noah

Van will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Noah were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Alex Amadio is carrying Noah

21 goals and a season average of 7.64. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Noah make home a hard place to visit

16 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Isaac Nicolas scores twice — 8.33

Two goals and a mark of 8.33 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 134% of the Noah income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

347 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Jorge Sanguina damages knee ligaments — 77 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 77 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Francesco Ferrara out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Alex Amadio takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

No mercy from Noah

Van will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Noah were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

The dugout

Yuri Martirosyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alex Amadio at his very best

Marked 9.86. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Match

Noah are at home on the road

3 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

In brief

342 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jorge Sanguina

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules David Sualehe out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Noah up to position 2

44 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Zé Phelipe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Yuri Martirosyan comes home

The shirt still fits. Yuri Martirosyan is back at Noah, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Raniel wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Noah can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

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The dugout

Sergey Muradyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

338 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jorge Sanguina

140 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules David Sualehe out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 44 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Jorge Sanguina puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Noah turn down Ararat-Armenia for Husein Sumbuljević

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Viacheslav Afyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alessandro Marrancone

Noah asked and Ararat-Armenia said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

When it matters, Sergey Muradyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

334 Edition

The Noah Courier

20 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules David Sualehe out for 114 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Noah up to position 2

44 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Viacheslav Afyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Mamadou Camara's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

When it matters, Sergey Muradyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

331 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

135 days out for David Sualehe after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Noah will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Brian Oddei plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Alessio Vargiu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Alexey Ploschadny linked with a move away

The name of Alexey Ploschadny keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Noah and Isaac Nicolas are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Zé Phelipe knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

  • The dugout Jakub Luka has been promised minutes
  • Boardroom The Noah academy earns its keep
330 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

David Sualehe breaks a bone — 142 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 142 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

The knee: Ercan Kara out for 40 days

40 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Noah are in Europe

Qualification is done, and next season the floodlights come on for something bigger. A stage for the players, oxygen for the accounts and a passport for everybody else.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 44 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

The season belongs to Alexey Ploschadny

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Noah have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Sergey Muradyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Pemi Aderoju gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Jorge Sanguina brings the grey hairs Noah lacked

At 33, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

328 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

David Sualehe breaks a bone — 156 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 156 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Eric Boakye signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Eric Boakye and Noah agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 91% of the Noah income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

When it matters, Valentin Costache plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

326 Edition

The Noah Courier

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 68 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 68 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Eric Boakye out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 44 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Brian Oddei has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

325 Edition

The Noah Courier

18 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Ercan Kara out for 75 days

75 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 59 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 59 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Sergey Muradyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sergey Muradyan is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Zé Phelipe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zé Phelipe, and the manager let it.

In brief

324 Edition

The Noah Courier

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

66 days out for Eric Boakye after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Noah will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francesco Ferrara is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 87% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Valentin Costache gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Valentin Costache is on it.

In brief

323 Edition

The Noah Courier

4 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Eric Boakye breaks a bone — 73 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 73 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Alexey Ploschadny has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pemi Aderoju

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

322 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ercan Kara

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 44 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ivan Varone out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Ivan Varone, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

When it matters, Brian Oddei plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jakub Luka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jakub Luka, and the manager let it.

Market

The Alexey Ploschadny story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Alexey Ploschadny signs something — a contract at Noah or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Stefano Specker asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

321 Edition

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20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 103 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 103 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Zé Phelipe asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francesco Ferrara is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Zé Phelipe wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Noah can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Sergey Muradyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kyrylo Lavuta

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Valentin Costache story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Valentin Costache signs something — a contract at Noah or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Stefano Specker knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Stefano Specker trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

320 Edition

The Noah Courier

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Ercan Kara out for 110 days

110 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Izaque Belchior arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Izaque Belchior has, at Noah, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

95% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

When it matters, Valentin Costache plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Noah

Something was said to Izaque Belchior and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Atanas Galchev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The David Sualehe question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Sualehe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

317 Edition

The Noah Courier

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 131 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 131 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matteo Di Gennaro breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Zé Phelipe asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Husein Sumbuljević keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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No hiding place for Brian Oddei

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Oddei, and the manager let it.

Market

Dinamo Tbilisi join the queue for Edward Spencer

Add another name to the list: Dinamo Tbilisi have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Edward Spencer. The answer from Noah has not changed — yet.

In brief

316 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Ercan Kara out for 138 days

138 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Matteo Di Gennaro breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Noah say no — this time

The offer from Gandzasar for Nathanael Saintini was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The dugout

Zé Phelipe: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Sergey Muradyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sergey Muradyan is on it.

The dugout

Brian Oddei knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Brian Oddei trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

315 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ercan Kara

145 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Matteo Di Gennaro out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Noah will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Ercan Kara says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Edward Spencer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

David Sualehe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Sualehe and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

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The dugout

No hiding place for Matheus Aiás

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matheus Aiás, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Noah

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

313 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Zé Phelipe damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Matheus Aiás keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Zé Phelipe asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Market

Freyder Celis attracts admirers

The name of Freyder Celis has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

The dugout

When it matters, Artur Movsesyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matteo Di Gennaro

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

311 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nathanael Saintini turns Gandzasar down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Market

Edward Spencer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Edward Spencer signs for Alashkert while still at Noah

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Edward Spencer has agreed terms with Alashkert for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Market

Edward Spencer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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Squad

Bruno Correia signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bruno Correia commits to Noah for another 4 years.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Noah

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

310 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah finish in position 2

44 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Match

Noah up to position 2

44 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

A brace, and Gor Manvelyan takes the afternoon — 8.57

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Gor Manvelyan provided it, and the 8.57 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Terms done: Freyder Celis is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Caracas waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Noah is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

5 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Diego Parras asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Valentin Costache

12 goals and a season average of 7.42 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Kieran Wilson would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Kieran Wilson is living that version at Noah, and it tends to show in the first month.

In brief

309 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Atanas Galchev

26 goals and a season average of 7.60 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Valentin Costache leads the rout of Ararat-Armenia

3‑0, and Valentin Costache took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Noah tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

The dugout

Brian Oddei keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

$960.0K settles it between the clubs for Khariton Ayvazyan

Urartu have accepted the money. What Noah do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Zé Phelipe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Valentin Costache yet — 8.58

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.58 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Noah turn down Al-Shabab for Edward Spencer

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

308 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over BKMA, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Atanas Galchev

25 goals and a season average of 7.60 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Terms done: Chidera Oparaocha is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Alashkert waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Noah is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

Vintage Valentin Costache — 8.05

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.05, and nobody on the pitch better.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Brian Oddei

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Uche Onyemaechi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

307 Edition

The Noah Courier

14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

No mercy from Noah

Shirak will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Noah were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Atanas Galchev is carrying Noah

24 goals and a season average of 7.59. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Nathanael Saintini says no to Gandzasar

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Nathanael Saintini had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Player ratings

Both of them Atanas Galchev's — 9.16

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.16, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Valentin Costache yet — 8.32

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.32 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Ged Garner hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Brian Oddei comes home

The shirt still fits. Brian Oddei is back at Noah, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Brian Oddei signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Brian Oddei and Noah agree another 4 years.

In brief

  • Squad A row about effort at Noah
  • Match Shirak blown away early
  • Player ratings One of those days for Gor Manvelyan
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The Noah Courier

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Atanas Galchev scores twice — 9.02

Two goals and a mark of 9.02 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Atanas Galchev is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.48 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Noah make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Noah have 5 straight wins of it.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Valentin Costache was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Atanas Galchev sends Noah past Ararat

It finished 2‑1, and it was Atanas Galchev’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Noah. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Looking ahead

Top-of-the-table clash for Noah

Alashkert next, and the two sides the division is watching meet each other. Whoever wins will be told nothing is decided in the same breath as being congratulated.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gor Manvelyan

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

304 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah tear Van apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Van, and it could have been more.

Squad

3 goals for Valentin Costache

The match ball belongs to Valentin Costache, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache, 33, rolls back the years — 9.64

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.64 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Viacheslav Afyan

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Ercan Kara keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Zé Phelipe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

303 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Atanas Galchev leads the rout of Pyunik

4‑1, and Atanas Galchev took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Noah tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

A day Atanas Galchev will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Valentin Costache yet — 9.03

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.03 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Atanas Galchev

18 goals and a season average of 7.42 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Atanas Galchev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.82. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gor Manvelyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Viacheslav Afyan beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Market Zé Phelipe is free to find somewhere else
  • The dugout Pemi Aderoju gets it from the manager
302 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah run riot against Gandzasar

8‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A day Atanas Galchev will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 23 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache, 33, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A day Valentin Costache will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Atanas Galchev is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.31 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Atanas Galchev at his very best

Marked 9.99. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Noah.

Match

9 goals as Noah and Gandzasar go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Noah and Gandzasar, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

301 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 May 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Francesco Ferrara out for 14 days

14 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Vintage Valentin Costache — 8.53

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.53, and nobody on the pitch better.

Player ratings

Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 27. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Chidera Oparaocha puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Matheus Aiás signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matheus Aiás commits to Noah for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noah get the job done against BKMA

A 2‑0 win over BKMA, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gor Manvelyan

Marked 8.12 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

  • Match The half-term report on Noah
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Sergey Muradyan gets picked when it counts
300 Edition

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26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Francesco Ferrara damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Gustavo Sangaré delivers — 7.56

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Gustavo Sangaré scored, was marked 7.56, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Market

Edward Spencer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Atanas Galchev

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Noah rescue it on 89 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 89. Ararat-Armenia had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

The dugout

Eric Boakye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Mamadou Camara wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Noah can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

299 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Francesco Ferrara damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No mercy from Noah

Urartu will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Noah were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

3 goals for Atanas Galchev

The match ball belongs to Atanas Galchev, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Vintage Valentin Costache — 8.48

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.48, and nobody on the pitch better.

The dugout

Chidera Oparaocha says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Noah make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Noah have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Atanas Galchev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.54. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

298 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Francesco Ferrara

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Noah tear Shirak apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑0 against Shirak, and it could have been more.

Squad

3 goals for Atanas Galchev

The match ball belongs to Atanas Galchev, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 13 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Atanas Galchev was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.38. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The terraces

One of their own: Atanas Galchev

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Noah settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Shirak spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

In brief

  • Looking ahead Top-of-the-table clash for Noah
  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Gor Manvelyan at his very best
  • The dugout Matheus Aiás gets it from the manager
297 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Francesco Ferrara out for 42 days

42 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

7 saves: Alexey Ploschadny was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache, 33, rolls back the years — 8.41

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.41 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Uche Onyemaechi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Matteo Di Gennaro: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Noah see off Alashkert

Three points for Noah, 3‑2 the final word against Alashkert in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Viacheslav Afyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

296 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Francesco Ferrara

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Noah lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Noah

Beaten 0‑3 by Ararat, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Zé Phelipe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Uche Onyemaechi says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ercan Kara

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ercan Kara, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Noah

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

295 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Francesco Ferrara out for 56 days

56 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Noah lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Atanas Galchev leads the rout of Van

3‑0, and Atanas Galchev took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Noah tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A brace, and Atanas Galchev takes the afternoon — 9.04

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Atanas Galchev provided it, and the 9.04 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Valentin Costache was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gor Manvelyan

Marked 8.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pemi Aderoju

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alexandre Rosado signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alexandre Rosado and Noah agree another 4 years.

In brief

293 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Noah

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Noah are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 28. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Alessio Vargiu says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

13 academy players handed senior numbers at Noah

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Sargis Spertsyan steps up from the Noah academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Sargis Spertsyan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Grigor Sarkisov steps up from the Noah academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Grigor Sarkisov has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Hovhannes Barseghyan joins the Noah first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Hovhannes Barseghyan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

292 Edition

The Noah Courier

1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Viacheslav Afyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Uche Onyemaechi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

The dugout

When it matters, Valentin Costache plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Gustavo Sangaré asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

290 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Edward Spencer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Valentin Costache was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Mamadou Camara wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Noah can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

When it matters, Sergey Muradyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Alexey Ploschadny question follows Noah around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alexey Ploschadny’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Francesco Ferrara knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Francesco Ferrara trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

The manager makes Pemi Aderoju a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Noah. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Squad

A wage question at Noah

Stefano Specker has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

289 Edition

The Noah Courier

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Noah turn down Aris for Edward Spencer

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Sergey Muradyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gustavo Sangaré signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Gustavo Sangaré and Noah agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Valentin Costache was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Gandzasar are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Uche Onyemaechi

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Noah will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Nathanael Saintini's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Matheus Aiás gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Matheus Aiás is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Chidera Oparaocha

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

288 Edition

The Noah Courier

2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gandzasar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Aram Khamoyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Noah close the window on a squad of their own making

3 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Words exchanged at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Gustavo Sangaré signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Gustavo Sangaré and Noah agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Noah

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gor Manvelyan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Pyunik join the queue for Arseny Gerdt

Add another name to the list: Pyunik have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Arseny Gerdt. The answer from Noah has not changed — yet.

Squad

Bruno Correia wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Noah can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

When it matters, Valentin Costache plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

287 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The view from the top for Noah

44 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Market

Chidera Oparaocha has said yes to Plateau United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Noah have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Gandzasar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Noah did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Mamadou Camara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Gandzasar join the queue for Daniel Molina

Add another name to the list: Gandzasar have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Daniel Molina. The answer from Noah has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words at Noah training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Costache is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Ararat tell Noah: Dejan Suhovršnik is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Viacheslav Afyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

286 Edition

The Noah Courier

19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Viacheslav Afyan: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Edward Spencer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Jakub Luka would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Jakub Luka is living that version at Noah, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Noah rebuffed over Clinton Dombila

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ararat have kept their man, and Noah go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Gandzasar join the queue for Uche Onyemaechi

Add another name to the list: Gandzasar have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Uche Onyemaechi. The answer from Noah has not changed — yet.

Squad

Zé Phelipe wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Noah can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pemi Aderoju

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

284 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Eric Boakye keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Sergey Muradyan is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Noah will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

James Rodrigues asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexey Ploschadny in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

David Sualehe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” David Sualehe and Noah agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Edward Spencer attracts admirers

The name of Edward Spencer has come up in conversations Noah were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

The dugout

Valentin Costache has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Noah will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Viacheslav Afyan knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Noah, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

283 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Nobody above Noah

First, on 44 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

The dugout

Francesco Ferrara says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Noah

Sergey Muradyan and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Valentin Costache falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Viacheslav Afyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Viacheslav Afyan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Chidera Oparaocha wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Noah can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief