Valentin Costache

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Noah
31 Jul 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Valentin Costache

98 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Noah have 5 straight wins of it.

Market

Matas Vareika is a Noah player

The fee is $1.9M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Pyunik drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Mikayel Mirzoyan is a Noah player

The fee is $1.5M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Urartu drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Noah turn down BKMA for Gonzalo Torres

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gor Manvelyan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Valentin Costache

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Noah get the job done against Shirak

A 2‑0 win over Shirak, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

Back issues
97 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gonzalo Torres

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gonzalo Torres will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Noah the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 9.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Noah get the job done against Alashkert

A 2‑1 win over Alashkert, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Eyes on Arthur Coneglian again

The phone has started ringing about Arthur Coneglian again, and this time the name on the line is Ararat-Armenia. Noah are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

No hiding place for Gonçalo Gregório

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gonçalo Gregório, and the manager let it.

Squad

Noah lose Narek Mkhitaryan

28 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

96 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Gor Manvelyan leads the rout of Ararat

3‑0, and Gor Manvelyan took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Noah tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Jakub Świerczok puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wants to play Noah right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Hélder Ferreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 9.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Gonçalo Gregório in the eights

A performance of 9.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.32 with 3 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

95 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 30, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Noah are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 19 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Rob Nizet keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Karlen Hovhannisyan asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 9.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Noah see off Van

Three points for Noah, 1‑0 the final word against Van in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 8.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

91 Edition

The Noah Courier

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hovhannes Harutyunyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Valentin Costache’s goal not enough for Noah

Valentin Costache scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Ararat-Armenia, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Nathanael Saintini gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Valentin Costache finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Noah have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

89 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gonzalo Torres hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gonzalo Torres has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Noah they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Imran Oulad Omar

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Shirak take the points off Noah

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 8.55 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Valentin Costache

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Noah

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Gonzalo Torres wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Noah know it.

In brief

88 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

18 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Jakub Świerczok hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jakub Świerczok: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Takuto Oshima stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Takuto Oshima and Noah agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan in the eights

A performance of 9.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Noah get the job done against Alashkert

A 2‑0 win over Alashkert, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Valentin Costache

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Hélder Ferreira in the eights

A performance of 8.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

87 Edition

The Noah Courier

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

17 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório says Noah went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gustavo Sangaré

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.37, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Cristian Menéndez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Noah share the spoils with Ararat

A 1‑1 draw with Ararat leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Gustavo Sangaré finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Noah have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Player ratings

The one thing Gonçalo Gregório could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

48 Edition

The Noah Courier

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

10 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Gonçalo Silva is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Noah is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 8.85 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is carrying Noah

6 goals and a season average of 7.34. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Ofek Melika gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Noah share the spoils with Ararat-Armenia

A 2‑2 draw with Ararat-Armenia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Sergey Muradyan linked with a move away

The name of Sergey Muradyan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Noah say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

47 Edition

The Noah Courier

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Marin Jakoliš sends Noah through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Marin Jakoliš obliged against BKMA. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Noah.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Hovhannes Harutyunyan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gonçalo Silva

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 23 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 8.84 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timothy Fayulu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Marin Jakoliš

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Shirak are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Noah will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

45 Edition

The Noah Courier

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 27 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Mario González asks to leave Noah

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Yan Eteki

Defensive actions: 30. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Aram Khamoyan moves on

Pyunik pay $560.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Home is on Ofek Melika's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Noah are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan in the eights

A performance of 8.57 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

44 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Noah have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 8.57 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Eric Boakye gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is carrying Noah

6 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

42 Edition

The Noah Courier

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yan Eteki

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 31 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Takuto Oshima

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Wages eat 109% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.27 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hovhannes Harutyunyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

No goals between Noah and Pyunik

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Pyunik will be the happier side with the point.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Hovhannes Harutyunyan

Marked 5.75, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

41 Edition

The Noah Courier

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah up to position 1

21 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache in the eights

A performance of 9.14 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan in the eights

A performance of 8.86 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Noah find a way past Gandzasar

Gandzasar made Noah work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gor Manvelyan

Marked 8.66 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Gor Manvelyan is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.25 with 2 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

No hiding place for Nermin Zolotić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nermin Zolotić, and the manager let it.

In brief

40 Edition

The Noah Courier

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gustavo Sangaré

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Gor Manvelyan

A mark of 7.72, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Takuto Oshima

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Sergey Muradyan shuts the door

Defensive actions: 15, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

39 Edition

The Noah Courier

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gonçalo Gregório gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Hovhannes Hambardzumyan out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Hovhannes Hambardzumyan, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Ararat-Armenia take the points off Noah

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Gonçalo Gregório

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

37 Edition

The Noah Courier

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Noah refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 14 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 8.79 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hovhannes Harutyunyan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Noah share the spoils with Shirak

A 1‑1 draw with Shirak leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Ofek Melika still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Noah would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Squad

Somebody is after Timothy Fayulu’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Timothy Fayulu suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Noah have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

36 Edition

The Noah Courier

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Gonzalo Torres hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Noah can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Noah right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Gustavo Sangaré sends Noah past Alashkert

It finished 3‑2, and it was Gustavo Sangaré’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

Player ratings

Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 9.37 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mario González

Marked 8.82 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Gustavo Sangaré in the eights

A performance of 8.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The month belongs to Hélder Ferreira

The award is a small thing with a heavy meaning: for four weeks nobody in this division did his job better. Noah have the trophy on a shelf and the player in the side.

In brief

35 Edition

The Noah Courier

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Still nobody has beaten Noah

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Hélder Ferreira in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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Gor Manvelyan in the eights

A performance of 9.39 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Noah count the cost of losing Hovhannes Hambardzumyan

48 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Match

Mario González the difference as Noah beat Ararat

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Mario González. 2‑1 against Ararat, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Timothy Fayulu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

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One of those days for Mario González

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

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Gonçalo Silva gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Noah lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

In brief

34 Edition

The Noah Courier

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

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Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Artem Poliarus keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Noah may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Noah do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

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Hélder Ferreira in the eights

A performance of 8.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

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Takuto Oshima shuts the door

Defensive actions: 20, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gonçalo Gregório

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Noah find a way past Van

Van made Noah work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

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A defender's afternoon for Yan Eteki

Defensive actions: 18. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

33 Edition

The Noah Courier

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Yan Eteki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 9.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

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One of those days for Hélder Ferreira

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.79, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

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Nobody could get near Valentin Costache

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Honours even between Noah and Pyunik

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

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Gonçalo Gregório keeps on missing

Shots: 5, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

Imran Oulad Omar has taken the shirt

At 29 he is in the side on merit and somebody else is watching from the bench. Places at Noah are won quietly and lost loudly.

Market

The Nermin Zolotić story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nermin Zolotić signs something — a contract at Noah or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

32 Edition

The Noah Courier

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nermin Zolotić stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Nermin Zolotić and Noah agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

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Valentin Costache runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Mario González sends Noah past Gandzasar

It finished 2‑1, and it was Mario González’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Noah.

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Hélder Ferreira in the eights

A performance of 8.86 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

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A masterclass from Mario González

Marked 8.77 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

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A masterclass from Imran Oulad Omar

Marked 8.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gonçalo Silva

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

18 Edition

The Noah Courier

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 257% of everything Noah earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Artem Avanesyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

16 Edition

The Noah Courier

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Boardroom

Silverware for Noah

They will talk about this season in this town for a long time. The trophy comes home with the squad, and the route is already agreed.

Match

Noah march on in the cup

Pyunik are out and Noah go through, 3‑2 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Noah cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Yan Eteki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Noah this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

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A masterclass from Hélder Ferreira

Marked 9.66 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

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Gustavo Sangaré in the eights

A performance of 8.89 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

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A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Mario González gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Costly mistake from Timothy Fayulu

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Timothy Fayulu knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

5 Edition

The Noah Courier

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Noah sell their best player to Maccabi Tel Aviv

$4.9M is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Match

Noah march on in the cup

Ararat-Armenia are out and Noah go through, 3‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Market

Arthur Coneglian puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Noah, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Karlen Hovhannisyan is a Noah player

The fee is $320.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Pyunik drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Noah

Valentin Costache was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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A masterclass from Valentin Costache

Marked 9.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Takuto Oshima

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Takuto Oshima, and the manager let it.

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Imran Oulad Omar in the eights

A performance of 8.81 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

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Hélder Ferreira in the eights

A performance of 8.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief